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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

To your money back!

As a Fab user, were you miss-sold premium subscriptions?

Have you paid for gold site supporter, yet found yourself still unable to bypass messaging filters?

Has the site failed to provide you with an unending stream of penis and/ or vag as you are so entitled to, regardless of attraction?

Have you not had your bi-weekly blowjobs that Platinum supporters are entitled to?

Then please contact your local Sydney Uni researcher to log your claim. All you need is your bank card details, some personal information, and a list of all of the Fab users that have wronged you.

LvM (Researcher of Head, Sydney University)

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Please remove that post lorenzo!

We rely on the royalty payments we get for posting our content, this could effect us significantly if profits tumble.

Kind regards.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Have you paid for gold site supporter, yet found yourself still unable to bypass messaging filters? 💜 I've yet to try to message someone I couldn't.

Has the site failed to provide you with an unending stream of penis and/ or vag as you are so entitled to, regardless of attraction? 💜 the abundance of genitalia is, if anything, excessive.

Have you not had your bi-weekly blowjobs that Platinum supporters are entitled to? 💜 bi weekly is twice weekly rather than fortnightly right? Either way that's an absurdly low amount of blowjobs. I'm only on silver for way more than that.

Then please contact your local Sydney Uni researcher to log your claim. All you need is your bank card details, some personal information, and a list of all of the Fab users that have wronged you. 💜 I can't remember who has the Sydney University tees. Damnit.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"To your money back!

As a Fab user, were you miss-sold premium subscriptions?

Have you paid for gold site supporter, yet found yourself still unable to bypass messaging filters?

Has the site failed to provide you with an unending stream of penis and/ or vag as you are so entitled to, regardless of attraction?

Have you not had your bi-weekly blowjobs that Platinum supporters are entitled to?

Then please contact your local Sydney Uni researcher to log your claim. All you need is your bank card details, some personal information, and a list of all of the Fab users that have wronged you.

LvM (Researcher of Head, Sydney University)"

Don't forget to include your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet.

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By *hristopherd999Man
9 weeks ago

Brentwood

Don't forget to tell everyone you're leaving fab at the end of your rant, turn the light off on your way out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

I'm only bronze but got free silver and it's made me a lustful slut, obviously in need of redress, as there's been an overabundance of genitalia. The golden ones should take the silver

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Please remove that post lorenzo!

We rely on the royalty payments we get for posting our content, this could effect us significantly if profits tumble.

Kind regards."

Unfortunately, as our diamond level supportership lapsed, we are no longer able to remove ours or others topics. Soz 😘

LvM

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned."

Me too!

Fancy a Class Action?

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.

Me too!

Fancy a Class Action? "

Let's take 'em to the cleaners!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Big corporations will hate you for this life hack!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned."

Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.

Me too!

Fancy a Class Action? "

Class Action is either a massive orgy (in ) or something that'll get me sacked

Instructions unclear.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.

Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.

LvM"

Ummmmmmmm. Hello? Is that the Fab Equality Act team? Yes, I'd like to complain about ableist language.

*Mutters* leg to fucking well stand on

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.

Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.

LvM

Ummmmmmmm. Hello? Is that the Fab Equality Act team? Yes, I'd like to complain about ableist language.

*Mutters* leg to fucking well stand on "

Your complaint has been logged, corporate language will be changed to "you'll have as much chance as a single guy with only dick pics". Your input is valued and we hope we've retained you as a valuable fucktomer 🖤

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I hate those idiots at Sydney University!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West


"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.

Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.

LvM

Ummmmmmmm. Hello? Is that the Fab Equality Act team? Yes, I'd like to complain about ableist language.

*Mutters* leg to fucking well stand on

Your complaint has been logged, corporate language will be changed to "you'll have as much chance as a single guy with only dick pics". Your input is valued and we hope we've retained you as a valuable fucktomer 🖤

LvM"

But my dick is so pretty

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
9 weeks ago

Bromley

I'm currently on unobtainium level

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