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By *uckingFutz OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Plymouth

My ex partner opened my eyes last night with the realisation that she has admitted that at least 70 percent of females pee in the public swimming pool! Reasons for doing so - it's just easier, it's a pain to remove all the clothing (costume esp if one piece), the costume is incredibly clingy when wet! It's a pain walking all the way to the loos, women just get a strong urge to pee when submerged in luke warm water!

This is backed up by my ex-ex that used to do this every chance she had!

Do you agree with her statement?

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

Where did she get her figures from?

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By *ueenbee689Woman
9 weeks ago

Anywhere but here

Absolutely not! I don’t want to swim in my own piss or anyone else’s. Absolute nasty 🤮

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands


"Absolutely not! I don’t want to swim in my own piss or anyone else’s. Absolute nasty 🤮 "

Sounds like there's a good chance you do

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"My ex partner opened my eyes last night with the realisation that she has admitted that at least 70 percent of females pee in the public swimming pool! Reasons for doing so - it's just easier, it's a pain to remove all the clothing (costume esp if one piece), the costume is incredibly clingy when wet! It's a pain walking all the way to the loos, women just get a strong urge to pee when submerged in luke warm water!

This is backed up by my ex-ex that used to do this every chance she had!

Do you agree with her statement?"
That's me out .

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By *nvisible-touchWoman
9 weeks ago

kent

Who's taking off a whole swim costume to pee?! Just pull it to the side, jeez 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *viatrixWoman
9 weeks ago

Redhill

Yuck.

Never, ever in my life have I peed in a pool. Nor do I intend to in the future.

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By *ueenbee689Woman
9 weeks ago

Anywhere but here


"Absolutely not! I don’t want to swim in my own piss or anyone else’s. Absolute nasty 🤮

Sounds like there's a good chance you do"

It’s definitely not by choice 🙈

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I used to work as a lifeguard in a large swimming pool complex (2x 50m, 1x25m, 2x children pools). 1998 until 2004.

I can guarantee you it's not 70% of women, but 70% of everyone. Children more so, obviously.

Hence why I very rarely will get in a swimming pool, these days.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Was this survey completed via an exit poll at the door?

Or by someone sat with a pair of binos looking for traces of yellow? 😮😮

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Was this survey completed via an exit poll at the door?

Or by someone sat with a pair of binos looking for traces of yellow? 😮😮"

By me. My shifts consisted of sitting for 8-10 hours on a umpire chair by the pool, keeping an eye on people.

You can easily tell, not just by the yellow patches in the water.

You see them randomly stopping, relaxing, rummaging down there, relaxed blissful expressions on faces, dead legs. There are many telltale signs, often concurrent.

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By *erfHerder74Man
9 weeks ago

Greenock

Men do it too at pool parties and jacuzzis yuk

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By *oo..Woman
9 weeks ago

Boo's World

Op, may I suggest you meet women in future that have good bathroom habits/hygiene and full bladder control.

Been meeting some right classy ones you have!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can confirm I've never pissed in a swimming pool.

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By *ellhungvweMan
9 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I did wonder why the pool is always warmer after the aqua aerobics classes.

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By *uckingFutz OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Plymouth


"Op, may I suggest you meet women in future that have good bathroom habits/hygiene and full bladder control.

Been meeting some right classy ones you have!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The ex ex also did it in a secluded spot at trago shopping centre in the garden section,

The ex wife did it on one of those rubber ring log flume rides in Orlando lol

I can confirm I've never pissed in a swimming pool.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

It's squirting, not urination/pee, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's squirting, not urination/pee, surely?"

Indeed. Even fro the men, the children and the elderly.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central


"Was this survey completed via an exit poll at the door?

Or by someone sat with a pair of binos looking for traces of yellow? 😮😮

By me. My shifts consisted of sitting for 8-10 hours on a umpire chair by the pool, keeping an eye on people.

You can easily tell, not just by the yellow patches in the water.

You see them randomly stopping, relaxing, rummaging down there, relaxed blissful expressions on faces, dead legs. There are many telltale signs, often concurrent."

When I was a lifeguard, there was no evidence that it was anything like the majority of people. I'd definitely not trust kids though and would stay away from the pool after

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
9 weeks ago

Norwichish

If the pool stinks of chlorine, people have been pissing.

Always noticeable that a normal lane swim I can come out and not smell of chlorine, go to the family swim it’s another story have to shower for ages to rid myself of the smell and basically the piss

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By *uckingFutz OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Plymouth


"If the pool stinks of chlorine, people have been pissing.

Always noticeable that a normal lane swim I can come out and not smell of chlorine, go to the family swim it’s another story have to shower for ages to rid myself of the smell and basically the piss "

I've heard that the lane swimmers are the worst for it tbh - esp the ones who are training semi pro!

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By *uke OzadeMan
9 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Nothing beats an all day sesh at the swim up bar at an all inclusive resort

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By *uckingFutz OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Plymouth


"Nothing beats an all day sesh at the swim up bar at an all inclusive resort "

Says the bloke with the suspicious user name - esp on this thread pmsl

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By *oontuneMan
9 weeks ago

Menston

I got thrown out for pissing in the swimming pool.

I'm not surprised though, I was stood on the top board.

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
9 weeks ago

Norwich

Oh yuck I hope you’re wrong.. this has put me off ever swimming in a pool again thank god for chlorine I can confirm I have never peed in a swimming pool, it’s actually not that hard to get out and use the toilet!

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