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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land

It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

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By *ondonlad_88Man
9 weeks ago

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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Fluffy socks, oversized hoodie. Huge mug of hot tea. Snuggles if available.

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

bob hat,, thermal gloves..hot water bottle,, or maybe a workout

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Layer up.

One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.

Bundle fucks.

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

Perhaps a hairy chap ?

I’ve heard a hairy chap draped over one works well in terms of insulation .

Maybe an unsubstantiated rumour but worth a try

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By *ubikslongswordMan
9 weeks ago

East Grinstead

Definitely time to stop trimming the beard and become full blown lumberjack for winter 🤣

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door

Spooning and bedroom cardio

Then get up afterwards as you'll be warmer

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

Yeah, the pool does look a little chilly this morning. The balcony's okay though, just hang out here with a coffee 😇😁

LvM

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies "

Noted

Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies

Noted

Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?

Asking for a friend "

Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.

Don't ask me how I know.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Fluffy socks, oversized hoodie. Huge mug of hot tea. Snuggles if available."

Socks ✅️

Oversized hoodie ✅️

Huge mug of tea 🤢 replaced with coffee ✅️

Snuggles, yes please 🤗

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By *mmaleiaWoman
9 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

As a menopausal woman, I love it, my window is still open ☺️

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"bob hat,, thermal gloves..hot water bottle,, or maybe a workout "

Bob hat ✅️

Thermal gloves are my best friend in winter 🧤✅️

Hot water bottle ✅️✅️

Workout, what type of sweaty exercise would you recommend?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Layer up.

One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.

Bundle fucks."

Can I replace the men with women please?

Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Perhaps a hairy chap ?

I’ve heard a hairy chap draped over one works well in terms of insulation .

Maybe an unsubstantiated rumour but worth a try "

Worth a try I suppose 🤷🏻‍♀️

Come here yeti, drape away

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By *lfa RomeoMan
9 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

[Removed by poster at 12/09/24 08:59:59]

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By *cott14Man
9 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Noddy hat , big pants and a bucket of tea

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
9 weeks ago

Norwich

Exercise, a hot drink, and don’t sit around on your arse all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Fluffy socks, oversized hoodie. Huge mug of hot tea. Snuggles if available.

Socks ✅️

Oversized hoodie ✅️

Huge mug of tea 🤢 replaced with coffee ✅️

Snuggles, yes please 🤗"

Coffee it is. ☕

About the snuggles, just say the word. 😏

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By *9alMan
9 weeks ago

Bridgend


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

let your body hair grow

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Hot chocolate, bacon and egg sandwich, spooning

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Definitely time to stop trimming the beard and become full blown lumberjack for winter 🤣"

On it! 🧔

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Spooning and bedroom cardio

Then get up afterwards as you'll be warmer"

Are you offering?

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Spooning and bedroom cardio

Then get up afterwards as you'll be warmer

Are you offering? "

Queue forms

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Yeah, the pool does look a little chilly this morning. The balcony's okay though, just hang out here with a coffee 😇😁

LvM"

And here is?

Bogner?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies

Noted

Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?

Asking for a friend

Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.

Don't ask me how I know."

Bugger!

My corpse is 18 mins old now

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"As a menopausal woman, I love it, my window is still open ☺️"

Show off!

Can I snuggle up next to you please? 🔥

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"[Heat Removed by poster at 12/09/24 08:59:59]"

🤨

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies

Noted

Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?

Asking for a friend

Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.

Don't ask me how I know.

Bugger!

My corpse is 18 mins old now "

Pity. It's gotta be the snuggles then.

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By *ersona101Man
9 weeks ago

Letchworth

Move to a warmer country?

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I would love to give some sexy fantasy scenario about sharing body heat. The reality is I’m snuggled under a super soft blanket watching Law & Order with a coffee and the cat 🤣. I refuse to put the heating on also

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By *ellhungvweMan
9 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Still shorts and a t shirt here

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By *ildmanYorksMan
9 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Get in the hot tub with me. It's 39 degrees!!

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By *rispyDuckMan
9 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Receiving nudes always gets me hot under the collar 🥵😈

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By *cnugatugMan
9 weeks ago

Chatham

Had to dig out my snoddy today it is rather cold

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By *ripfillMan
9 weeks ago

havant

OP … you can always move in next door ?

( I remember when I was a student…

Spending time in the library not to work but to keep warm ! )

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By *ubikslongswordMan
9 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"As a menopausal woman, I love it, my window is still open ☺️"

LadyBoner suggested opening the window last night I laughed and said nope

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Yeah, the pool does look a little chilly this morning. The balcony's okay though, just hang out here with a coffee 😇😁

LvM

And here is?

Bogner? "

Skegness is lovely this time of year 😎 We're not not in Spain 😁

LvM

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

My hands feel like I've had them in the fridge.

Wear hat, scarf gloves.

Get hand warmers.

Use a hot water bottle.

Run around a lot.

Go to the Bahamas.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

One of those long ankle length oodies my goodness they are so cosy!

Mrs

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By *nvisible-touchWoman
9 weeks ago

kent

Think I must be hitting menopause, I'm absolutely melting 🥵 come be my little spoon

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Hot chocolate, bacon and egg sandwich, spooning "

Marry me?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Move to a warmer country?"

You paying?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Still shorts and a t shirt here "

Git

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Get in the hot tub with me. It's 39 degrees!!

"

I plan on doing this next week

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By *iker JackMan
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I’ve gone to work. Put the heating on.

Their bill and not mine 🤣

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By *inx000Couple
9 weeks ago

Manchester

You need a hot woman to help warm you up

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By *ungandMan
9 weeks ago

daveyhulme


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Bed socks a warm quilt and a hot body next to you

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By *ungandMan
9 weeks ago

daveyhulme


"Spooning and bedroom cardio

Then get up afterwards as you'll be warmer"

Spooning is always a good position for both

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Receiving nudes always gets me hot under the collar 🥵😈"

If your are finding your inbox is unmanageable, please forward the tit pics onto me

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By *ungandMan
9 weeks ago

daveyhulme


"Still shorts and a t shirt here

Git "

Show off lol

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By *iknaknok42Man
9 weeks ago

limavady

Hibernation.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Yeah, the pool does look a little chilly this morning. The balcony's okay though, just hang out here with a coffee 😇😁

LvM

And here is?

Bogner?

Skegness is lovely this time of year 😎 We're not not in Spain 😁

LvM"

Oh have fun in Spain not Spain

Are you coming back with any white bits?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

You answered it in the title 😉

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Think I must be hitting menopause, I'm absolutely melting 🥵 come be my little spoon "

'Spooning' 😂

You know what happens when we get in close proximity of each other

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"One of those long ankle length oodies my goodness they are so cosy!

Mrs "

I may have to ask Santa for one of these

I have been a good girl this year after all

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up "

Just the one?

Am I on rations? 😢

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By *nvisible-touchWoman
9 weeks ago

kent


"Think I must be hitting menopause, I'm absolutely melting 🥵 come be my little spoon

'Spooning' 😂

You know what happens when we get in close proximity of each other

"

oh no...I forgot already...I need reminding, hehe

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By *lovetoowatchMan
9 weeks ago

Sheffield

Usually bit of fun under thick duvet helps getting rid of that cold feeling

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up "

Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Layer up.

One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.

Bundle fucks.

Can I replace the men with women please?

Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already "

Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.

I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door


"Spooning and bedroom cardio

Then get up afterwards as you'll be warmer

Are you offering? "

😉😉

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

Fucking hell I'm so cold. Need some warmth

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

I do know a girl who's into hairy men, I always thought it odd tbh.

Maybe you just answered the why?

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By *uteguyhereMan
9 weeks ago

leeds

Get out on a bike and do a hill

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Gosh what an invitation

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Usually bit of fun under thick duvet helps getting rid of that cold feeling "

What type of fun did you have in mind?

Charades

Monopoly

Chess

Tiddlywinks?

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

A nice cardigan op

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up

Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶"

You stay away from me Bad Nanna!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm ."

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Layer up.

One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.

Bundle fucks.

Can I replace the men with women please?

Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already

Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.

I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?"

My lips are sealed

Or are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? "

Don't ask him where the red apple goes! 😅

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By *tew008Man
9 weeks ago

edinburgh

deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"

My lips are sealed

Or are they? "

No way of knowing if that is the case now as your public pics have all been taken away!

.

.

(devastated)

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Gosh what an invitation "

Open ended invitation for you midnight

*taps side of bed gently*

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"A nice cardigan op"

I do a thick woolen cardi in winter

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you?

Don't ask him where the red apple goes! 😅"

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"deep heat"

Just don't forget you have it on your fingers before you touch other parts of your body.....I think we've all been there 🫣

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By *olfandtazCouple
9 weeks ago

Bristol

I've got an electric blanket for those extra cold mornings... flick it on and my feet are toasty warm in minutes

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Bumming without lube to create friction

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"

My lips are sealed

Or are they?

No way of knowing if that is the case now as your public pics have all been taken away!

.

.

(devastated)

"

Neither my top or bottom set of lips have ever made it onto Fab so you're not missing much

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? "

Yes I'm a cannibal

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? Yes I'm a cannibal "

actually I'm a chef

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"I've got an electric blanket for those extra cold mornings... flick it on and my feet are toasty warm in minutes "

Bloody brilliant aren't they it's a shame I can't just walk around with one wrapped around me

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bumming without lube to create friction "

You normally use lube?

I thought the surprise dry fuck was how it's done?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? Yes I'm a cannibal actually I'm a chef "

You changed you career very quickly 🤣

Cannibal/chef

Same, same

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .

You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? Yes I'm a cannibal actually I'm a chef

You changed you career very quickly 🤣

Cannibal/chef

Same, same

"

well yes I guess a meat eater come chef one in the same .

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Bumming without lube to create friction

You normally use lube?

I thought the surprise dry fuck was how it's done? "

I see you’re familiar with the wrong hole trick. You know too much.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
9 weeks ago

LONDON


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

I had my hot water bottle in bed with me last night

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Layer up.

One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.

Bundle fucks.

Can I replace the men with women please?

Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already

Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.

I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?

My lips are sealed

Or are they? "

Darn it, fellas, this is the reason us guys can't get a meet. The lesbians have got the women!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door

OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.

🥶🥶

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Layer up.

One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.

Bundle fucks.

Can I replace the men with women please?

Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already

Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.

I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?

My lips are sealed

Or are they?

Darn it, fellas, this is the reason us guys can't get a meet. The lesbians have got the women!

"

*smug face* 😁

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By *ensuallover1000Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s presently peeing it down here and rather chilly.

Ahhhh…I like this weather 🥰

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.

🥶🥶"

😬

Eeek! LLB, I've heard that having skin to skin contact will prevent hyperthermia.

This could be a life or death situation!!!

In order for you to save my life, I need you to sit on my face immediately!

It's for research purposes only, pinky promise

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door


"OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.

🥶🥶

😬

Eeek! LLB, I've heard that having skin to skin contact will prevent hyperthermia.

This could be a life or death situation!!!

In order for you to save my life, I need you to sit on my face immediately!

It's for research purposes only, pinky promise "

No pinky promise needed. I'm on my way! I haven't had this good an offer on fab in long time😉

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up

Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶

You stay away from me Bad Nanna! "

I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up

Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶

You stay away from me Bad Nanna!

I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in."

I had sprouts for dinner, if that helps.🥦

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up

Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶

You stay away from me Bad Nanna!

I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in.

I had sprouts for dinner, if that helps.🥦"

I said toasty, not volcanic.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor


"You need a hot woman to help warm you up

Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶

You stay away from me Bad Nanna!

I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in.

I had sprouts for dinner, if that helps.🥦

I said toasty, not volcanic. "

Don't sat I didn't offer...

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading


"OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.

🥶🥶

😬

Eeek! LLB, I've heard that having skin to skin contact will prevent hyperthermia.

This could be a life or death situation!!!

In order for you to save my life, I need you to sit on my face immediately!

It's for research purposes only, pinky promise "

Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer?

Before any other blokes ask. I don't need to sit on a guy's face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer? "

Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though "

I am imagining you with a chequered blanket, please tell me it was a chequered blanket?

If your hands get chilly, especially your poorly one, I have a few places you can keep them warm

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading


"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer?

Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤"

You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.

We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...

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By *nnCeeWoman
9 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Happy to help warm you xx

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
9 weeks ago

Bromley

This time last week I was in Rome which was 35° plus humidity so about 42°. I'm now absolutely artic. Any ladies like to interested in helping me warm up my nether regions 🤔

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
9 weeks ago

Bromley


"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer?

Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤

You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.

We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them..."

There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫

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By *orny PTMan
9 weeks ago

Peterborough


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm?

Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies

Noted

Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?

Asking for a friend

Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.

Don't ask me how I know."

When it's really cold: then and only then, can you chuck another dead witch on the fire.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West


"I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though

I am imagining you with a chequered blanket, please tell me it was a chequered blanket?

If your hands get chilly, especially your poorly one, I have a few places you can keep them warm "

So sorry to disappoint, but it was chenille. Grey.

Where should I put my poorly hand?

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By *ewbiesdjCouple
9 weeks ago

Daventry

Am I the only male on here that is like a very hot water bottle!!!

Still in t-shirt and shorts and felling hot 🔥. You would soon be opening the Windows.

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading


"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer?

Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤

You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.

We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...

There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫 "

The woman's kryptonite.... chocolate or is it cake?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though

I am imagining you with a chequered blanket, please tell me it was a chequered blanket?

If your hands get chilly, especially your poorly one, I have a few places you can keep them warm

So sorry to disappoint, but it was chenille. Grey.

Where should I put my poorly hand? "

I think you should keep it warm between my thighs, that areas seems to radiate heat whenever a female comes near

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer?

Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤

You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.

We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...

There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫

The women covered in chocolate and/or cake "

Fixed it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Damn this thread is turning out to be an excellent substitute for a radiator. 🥵🥵🥵

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By *ilverfox for youMan
9 weeks ago

Hull

Well if you insist !!

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By *ieandteaseMan
9 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Shame you're not older as Bozo would say ride the bus all day. He did give those over 60s their free bus pass!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Happy to help warm you xx "

I knew I could count on you!

Shall we carry on where we left off?

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading


"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....

Can I volunteer?

Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤

You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.

We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...

There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫

The women covered in chocolate and/or cake

Fixed it for you "

How about the women covered in chocolate cake?

I might have to fight a star trek esq death match with the lesbians first though.

Like moths to flame

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By *ackrabbit JonMan
9 weeks ago

Waterloo


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Friction

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
9 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!

Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "

Move nearer the equator

Mr

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
9 weeks ago

louth

Put your freezing cold feet on your partners back then nick all the duvet. Seems to work in our house!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

I broke and boosted the heating last night, then put it onto the schedule with 17 as the trigger. It came on this morning!

🧊🧊🧊

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Heating is on cos the tiled bathroom was not a good feel on bare feet this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Star jumps

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By *unkym34Man
9 weeks ago

London


"I broke and boosted the heating last night, then put it onto the schedule with 17 as the trigger. It came on this morning!

🧊🧊🧊"

I keep mine at 17 lol it’s not dropped that far down inside yet though. It was 8 degress outside when I left for work the other morning couple weeks warm weather I’m hoping after today got to top me tan up a bit before winter lol

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By *nnCeeWoman
9 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Happy to help warm you xx

I knew I could count on you!

Shall we carry on where we left off? "

Oh but of course!

My tongue is feeling lonely, hop on... 😝😈

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Put your freezing cold feet on your partners back then nick all the duvet. Seems to work in our house!"

I actually do this! 🤣

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By *rPunxMan
9 weeks ago

Hull

Jump into a steamy hot shower and don't come out until the room is full of hot steam, then wrap yourself in lots of big warm fluffy towels and jump back into bed until the air temperature outside warms up.

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