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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago

Are a bit sore, I need someone to push them in.

Apply below.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

I'm not keen, but I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers.

Side note, I had some salt and pepper hashbrowns at Mala in Manchester at the weekend and thought of you.

I fucking love hashbrowns as is, but those ones in particular were spectacular.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Grape Escape

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

No ta. I’m busy washing my… something

Yeah, no. I don’t want to

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By *d mirerMan
18 weeks ago

lost

I was pondering some grapes

Actual grapes

With yoghurt

Not bum grapes

I could offer a cushion , at a push , rather than a pile push

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By *eliWoman
18 weeks ago

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"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know "

I loved that season so much. And yep, OP is really giving that same energy atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know "

It's an absolute casserole down there

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

Insert a suppository. In doing so you will be public enema, number ¹.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know

I loved that season so much. And yep, OP is really giving that same energy atm."

That pop sound 😂

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If I pushed them in with my knob it still wouldn’t make the top 10 worst sexual experiences I’ve had.

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By *ickshawedCouple
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Also, nicely proven about the success of a thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Hmm.

I'm not keen, but I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers.

Side note, I had some salt and pepper hashbrowns at Mala in Manchester at the weekend and thought of you.

I fucking love hashbrowns as is, but those ones in particular were spectacular."

Awwww I do quote like been connected to hash browns. I've made it in life. Also, I must try those!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know "

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

The string around them really tight. They’ll fall off and you’ll get to experience what men feel with two balls dangling about.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know

I don't know"

It's worth the watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Also, nicely proven about the success of a thread "

I wouldn't call it successful.

Plus I lack the boobage.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
18 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The back of a spoon was traditionally employed so I heard.

…I’d imagine the sight is not unlike digging into a cherry crumble… 😉

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By *2thomMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich

Gloved hands and short nails only

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands

Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

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By *ell GwynnWoman
18 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔"

That's how she got them in the first place

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

That's how she got them in the first place"

Oh I see, well we've all been there Nell!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
18 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

That's how she got them in the first place

Oh I see, well we've all been there Nell!"

ALL of us

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Awwww I do quote like been connected to hash browns. I've made it in life. Also, I must try those!!"

Hash browns, big grumps, stripey socks and good hair are the main ones I think.

They're so fucking good. I was genuinely sad that I'd ordered a main course with them instead of just multiple portions of those 💜

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By *ussle SproutMan
18 weeks ago

the middle

Mmmmmmmm

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By *ussle SproutMan
18 weeks ago

the middle


"Mmmmmmmm"

Hash browns

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater? "

No can do👎🙅

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater? "

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back

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By *ickshawedCouple
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅"

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back "

So you’re saying we can make S’mores?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔"

I think this is for when you lose a butt plug up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back

So you’re saying we can make S’mores?"

Juicy s'mores

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

That's how she got them in the first place

Oh I see, well we've all been there Nell!

ALL of us "

Not 'all of us' then?! 🫣

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back

So you’re saying we can make S’mores?

Juicy s'mores

Mmmmmmmmmmmm"

In 🤤

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

I think this is for when you lose a butt plug up there "

Noted 📝

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward "

I wish Raven all the best, but it's not happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward

I wish Raven all the best, but it's not happening "

Well, I know who my friends are.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Are a bit sore, I need someone to push them in.

Apply below.

"

Sure. I've handled worse.

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hmm.

I'm not keen, but I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers.

Side note, I had some salt and pepper hashbrowns at Mala in Manchester at the weekend and thought of you.

I fucking love hashbrowns as is, but those ones in particular were spectacular."

I understand why this was your primary experience from the weekend

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Also, nicely proven about the success of a thread

I wouldn't call it successful.

Plus I lack the boobage."

You have boobs and a vag, you’re winning at forum threads

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward

I wish Raven all the best, but it's not happening

Well, I know who my friends are. "

When we're on first name terms I'll consider it. Until then, get yourself some Anusol

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West


"Awwww I do quote like been connected to hash browns. I've made it in life. Also, I must try those!!

Hash browns, big grumps, stripey socks and good hair are the main ones I think.

They're so fucking good. I was genuinely sad that I'd ordered a main course with them instead of just multiple portions of those 💜"

Best hash browns ever! 😍

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Chalfonts

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