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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. " Is that how I ended up here? I’ve often wondered. | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. " What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too? | |||
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"…..when you have a shit and a piss at the same time. Bloke next to me at the urinal didn’t agree though "Don't aim for his shoes next time  | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. " Sneezing and farting at the same time damn near opened a new portal in my colon | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. Sneezing and farting at the same time damn near opened a new portal in my colon" On the bright side it'd make prostate exams easier | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. Sneezing and farting at the same time damn near opened a new portal in my colon On the bright side it'd make prostate exams easier " I couldn't sit an exam while laying flat on my face | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too? " That was cause of the Big Bang. | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too? That was cause of the Big Bang." Ahhhhhhh. Gaia theory. Mother Earth called the painters in? | |||
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"…..when you have a shit and a piss at the same time. Bloke next to me at the urinal didn’t agree though "I hope you used the bum mint provided in the urinal. | |||
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open…. What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too? That was cause of the Big Bang. Ahhhhhhh. Gaia theory. Mother Earth called the painters in?" Bazinga! | |||
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"…..when you have a shit and a piss at the same time. Bloke next to me at the urinal didn’t agree though
I hope you used the bum mint provided in the urinal."I thought it was a Lemon Drop? | |||
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"…..when you have a shit and a piss at the same time. Bloke next to me at the urinal didn’t agree though
I hope you used the bum mint provided in the urinal.
I thought it was a Lemon Drop?"It’s actually a urinapple chunk | |||
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