FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say about your car but not your partner

By *usman 199 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Stockport

Morning everyone

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By *aramel.desiresMan
9 weeks ago

London

She has a deep throaty sound from her rear end.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Plenty of room in the back.

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By *olfandtazCouple
9 weeks ago

Bristol

Turns over first time, every time

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By *uke OzadeMan
9 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

She’s reliable

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

The big end has gone.

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By *elfordstevieMan
9 weeks ago

Telford

She smokes like hell, but still runs OK.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

Airbags deployed...

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By *m2226Couple
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

One careful owner

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By *ripfillMan
9 weeks ago

havant

Extremely high maintenance

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
9 weeks ago

Londontown

She's a little rusty, but rides like a dream

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

Very high mileage.

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By *elticGent2024Man
9 weeks ago

Kempston

If it’s sunny, she’s topless in less than 10 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

This one's a guzzler.

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By *avid 50Man
9 weeks ago

kendal

chassis Is sagging in places

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'd prefer an automatic.

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By *laytonAMan
9 weeks ago

Newport

Some signs of wear and tear normsl for age as shown in pictures.no offers cash on collection.

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By *ob.42Man
9 weeks ago

Near Yarmouth

Fucking useless piece of shit

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

A vintage classic, with all the original parts in good working order.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Only one previous owner.

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By *og-ManMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere

She'll take 5 men in there no problem

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Can’t wait to do an exchange for a better model

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Japanese Import and you can get two adults in the rear

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By *og-ManMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere

I prefer to change her every 3 years

Has no spare tyre

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

…and before we go for a ride I’d better top up the lubricants

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
9 weeks ago

Sussex

Some brown bubbling appearing at some of the crevices.

Good goer considering her age and miles on the clock

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

She's got a stick.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Yeah, I know she’s old but she’s cheap and reliable. You’re right though - fresh rubber would make me feel safer. Couple of air fresheners makes it almost pleasant to get inside

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It just needs a little waxing.

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By *aomilatteCouple
9 weeks ago

Midlands

A good runner but makes a racket

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

No matter how much I pump in, it's never full.

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By *rills and SwoonCouple
9 weeks ago

Stroud

0-60 in 4.6 seconds

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
9 weeks ago

Londontown

Desperately needs an MOT

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

fire up you fucker

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By *ust want fun 888Man
9 weeks ago

nearby

She’s an old banger but she still goes

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

you need a bit more air in that

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By *L_NativeMan
9 weeks ago

Davenport

That trunk (boot for the other side of the pond crowd) is big enough to fit everyone.

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

That ol banger has a big booty...

Can fit a kitchen sink in that.

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

Dated model, requires constant attention and accessories, sometimes veers off road in direction of shopping, needs regular lubrication, gets very ratty when not serviced.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
9 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You can get four men inside it with ease

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By *iker JackMan
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I’ve had this one a year time to get a newer model….

Bit thirsty this one….

For an old one she’s still a good goer….

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By *b750Couple
9 weeks ago

Aberdeen

It can reverse she can't

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By *onkoMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

Needs a little work on the back end

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

Yes, your arse does look big in that...

Dunno if you'd ever say that to a car

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By *ood time Chris BMan
9 weeks ago

TAUNTON AREA

She failed her mot due to emissions

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By *uriouscouple69692000Couple
9 weeks ago

murcia

Loves 3 in the back

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By *rayheresnowMan
9 weeks ago

Cardiff

Has never let me down.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Has never let me down. "

☹️

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Well she can only take five at a time but everyone gets there alright.

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By *ornycougaWoman
9 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Open to offers of part exchange on the old gal

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By *asques and boxersCouple
9 weeks ago

Ashford and dept16

When her top comes down it goes back ip quick if shes wet

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By *dmundwilsonMan
9 weeks ago

Llandudno

Nice Es cort.

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By *rthur30Man
9 weeks ago

Warrington

Gets me from A to B. Sadly, I don't want to go there.

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By *rthur30Man
9 weeks ago

Warrington

Please excuse the empty crisp packets.

Please stop that, it's not a cigarette lighter.

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

buckle up baby you're in for a bumpy ride

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By *osco78Man
9 weeks ago

Sheffield

It'll buf right out that...

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By *punk n gushCouple
9 weeks ago

new milton

"A vintage classic, with all the original parts in good working order."

A classic and beutifuly looked after

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Pay at pump

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
9 weeks ago

Durham

She black and sleek and turns on instantly when you push her button.

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By *inky_VikkiTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Glasgow

She’s pure electric and likes to be plugged.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It'll be tight squeeze, but she'll get another one in the back

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

Just need another 10 miles out of you .

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By *opinovMan
9 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I have a car.

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By *ewbies08Couple
9 weeks ago

Bucks

Dont look very nice but it runs well

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By *rent100Man
9 weeks ago

Warwick

You can drive her hard and there’s still plenty of grip so you won’t slide off. Takes a good load as well.

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By *teph BitchTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Manchester

It has got a crackin rear entrance

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
9 weeks ago

manchester

In need of cosmetic surgery not much still works, greedy, has to be lubed a lot more, not much of a ride

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By *rent100Man
9 weeks ago

Warwick

Gets a bit temperamental if the exhaust get blocked by anything

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
9 weeks ago

bristol

As I’m skint I’m going to let the servicing wait x

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By *rettCoolMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

It goes like fck

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

What a shit body, it’s all plastic and filler

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

It’s a bit lumpy mate, are you sure the timing is right?

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
9 weeks ago

Sheffield

- Ride is a bit firm

- No matter how many holes I plug they keep leaking everywhere

- 3rd Party, fire or theft?

- Oooo those are a bit flat.

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
9 weeks ago

Sheffield

Bored out the muffler now they can hear us miles away why I give it some

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By *appytochatMan
9 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

A bit old and rough round the edges. Also leaks alot

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By *appytochatMan
9 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Been round the block a few times

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By *880 SaintMan
9 weeks ago

Essex

For spares or repairs only

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By *cottish guy 555Man
9 weeks ago

London

Slight frontal damage.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
9 weeks ago

bradford

a girls name for the car

call it some loverly names and watch how fast you get the daggers from the mrs.

whatever you do dont call her car bad names.

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By *night in armourMan
9 weeks ago

stafford

Sleek and sexy with lots of admirers lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

"This is the worst thing we've had on Car SOS"!

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By *ezoMan
9 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Just dropped her off to get serviced in the garage.

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By *earmegrowlMan
9 weeks ago

wolves

Good boy Phillip ill never trade you in for a younger model

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

When I get inside I'm in control.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I love my car

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By *n the cloudsMan
9 weeks ago

warlingham

Why are you so expensive to fill up

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By *usie pTV/TS
9 weeks ago

taunton

She is a real looker.

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By *oticeable monikerMan
9 weeks ago

South West London

Doesn't work when it is wet.

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

you're running hot

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By *ogerroger69Man
9 weeks ago

West Yorks

No tyre kickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The undercarriage is fucked

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By *usie pTV/TS
9 weeks ago

taunton

Category B write off

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By *he ass man 666Man
9 weeks ago

paradise city

Gets you where you need to go ,

Fucked but it will do for now

Had to use a screwdriver to get it going this morning

Blows like fuck

Wish I’d never got it

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By *vaRose43Woman
9 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I don’t have one

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

What’s that smell?

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By *ohn 66Man
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

There are a lot of biscuit crumbs and sweet wrappers in just about every crevice.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The nipples need a good greasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It's plushly upholstered and gives a lovely ride

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

In a Galaxy far far away...

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By *andK8084Couple
9 weeks ago

Alton

Been around the block a few times

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By *ogan WillowCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Very quiet when full.

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

you clapped out old banger

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By *hilmeup85Man
9 weeks ago

Glasgow

Springs have gone on this one.

Could do with a touch up but she's reliable.

Never been ragged.

Spared no expense.

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By *8on33Man
9 weeks ago

winfrith

need to change your oil

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
9 weeks ago

hemel

Looking a bit rough around the edges

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By *ikerdaveMan
9 weeks ago

redcar

She's old, battered and noisy but she's paid for

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By *onkoMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

I've been laying under it for 3 days and it's still dripping on my face

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