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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

A bit of fun before bed. Say you are in and send something to someoneone else in the thread that they must put on their status for 10mins. You say done but don't tell us who you sent it to or what it was but check they did it. You can do more than one person. After the 10 mins passed the person who changed their status can tell us what it was (and who asked them to change it, but only if they want to). I am in too.

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham

I'm in but will wait til there's more in

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

We’re in!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

In and in

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

A bit of a slow uptake. Post weekend fatigue

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door

This is usually good fun. I'm in

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By *hat.VWE.TradieMan
9 weeks ago

Oh I’m in, just for a giggle

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

In

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By *inxy777Woman
9 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Sent one

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By *hat.VWE.TradieMan
9 weeks ago

Sent one also

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

I’m in.

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham

Done

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By *cnugatugMan
9 weeks ago

Chatham

M in bit probably won't get anything lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

If you get more than one request to change your status, you can do so in less than ten minutes but everytime you change it please tell us what it was before

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham

My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol

Perfect boobs, I tick that box

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By *hat.VWE.TradieMan
9 weeks ago

Ahh 10mins are up, thank you mb! I will keep it for now!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

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"Ahh 10mins are up, thank you mb! I will keep it for now! "

Glad you liked

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol

Perfect boobs, I tick that box "

And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

Sounds fun

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By *inxy777Woman
9 weeks ago

essex

Done

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Done

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I sent another

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham


"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol

Perfect boobs, I tick that box

And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot"

Did it not help?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

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"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol

Perfect boobs, I tick that box

And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot

Did it not help? "

Actually I had a message

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham


"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol

Perfect boobs, I tick that box

And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot

Did it not help?

Actually I had a message "

Was worth it then

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I can't believe what I was asked to put on but hey ho

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol

Perfect boobs, I tick that box

And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot

Did it not help?

Actually I had a message

Was worth it then "

Will tell you next week lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Glow you wete naughty witj mine but is still on

I’m less mobile if you use handcuffs

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I sent another.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"Glow you wete naughty witj mine but is still on

I’m less mobile if you use handcuffs"

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

I’m in for a chuckle

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I hope people sending them

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"I hope people sending them "

And don't forget when it comes down to tell us what it was and who from ( if you want)

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By *lickingFingersMan
9 weeks ago

Wilts

I’m in.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I had I glow and blow from MB

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Still waiting for ours!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I can put up one new status before I go to bed, it can stay up all night (ooo err)

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By *litpleaserMan
9 weeks ago

Oldham

I'm in.. this could be a laugh

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Up for a kink. Teach me everything you know.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Sent another

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By *litpleaserMan
9 weeks ago

Oldham

Done

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I think I might regret this new one but here goes…

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Sent one

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

One more sent.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I had ‘ I really enjoyed last night but next time can we do it without lube?’ from Give me a chance Ladies

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Had a new one.

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

Sent one and put one up

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"Sent one and put one up "

When it’s been up 10 mins you can tell us what it is and who sent it.

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

I had

I won’t chase you bare arsed through the woods , surely we can just walk ?

From Glow

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

A good one sent and put up already

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I had Let us drizzle each other with Onken and I’ll suck your cherries from Ad mirer

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Can stretch to another

No sniggering at the back

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By *usty kayWoman
9 weeks ago

Burnham

I am busty, I am bi, why don't you both try?

Happy to report that while there is a little more attention in my inbox than usual nothing from this particular status

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost


"I had Let us drizzle each other with Onken and I’ll suck your cherries from Ad mirer "

Let’s be honest here Glow , that was feasible 😂

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Can stretch to another

No sniggering at the back "

Sorry, I'll stop!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"I had Let us drizzle each other with Onken and I’ll suck your cherries from Ad mirer

Let’s be honest here Glow , that was feasible 😂"

Licking yoghurt off hot men? In

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Can stretch to another

No sniggering at the back "

I got off lightly so far far except the one you and busty gave me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

New one sent

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

I had Look at my bum, what do you think? Does it raise your temperature? courtesy of Mobile B. A few comments but I think late at night is the best time to do these

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

A couple sent

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Short lived one from glow as had another too.

There are lots of things I have not done yet but willing to do and most of them might be you

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"Short lived one from glow as had another too.

There are lots of things I have not done yet but willing to do and most of them might be you"

That new one is perfect for you MB you should keep that one up!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Short lived one from glow as had another too.

There are lots of things I have not done yet but willing to do and most of them might be you

That new one is perfect for you MB you should keep that one up! "

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Ok last one as I’m off to bed shortly

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By *hyguy9iMan
9 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

I'm in

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

New one sent and I’m proud to see it up

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

New one up and I’m off to bed before they get any worse

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Give me a toot and I’ll kiss yer

Who knows who did this

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

In!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"New one up and I’m off to bed before they get any worse "

It's a good one. Leave it on, harvest the fruits in the morning

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I had Shake your cake and I’ll run to your buns from Ad mirer

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

New one up 😂

I’m getting my comeuppance 😂

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"New one up 😂

I’m getting my comeuppance 😂"

You are not the only one

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost


"Give me a toot and I’ll kiss yer

Who knows who did this "

Yeah

That might have been me 😂

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By *IGANERDSMan
9 weeks ago

Wigan

I’m in

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By *d mirerMan
9 weeks ago

lost

I had

I am bi I can do 180*

From MB 😂

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"I had

I am bi I can do 180*

From MB 😂"

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give me a toot and I’ll kiss yer

Who knows who did this

Yeah

That might have been me 😂"

I dunno man maybe 🤣

I'll keep ot up untill tomorrow morning see if any one takes the bait 🤣

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

How could I not join a game from MB! I’m in!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Sent one

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Done

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Right, last one for tonight before bed time for me

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Right, last one for tonight before bed time for me "

I think I asked for it.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Ok the last one for me was from VL

I’d like to see the delivery guys tip. Bet it’s big!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Carry on everyone if you like and enjoy. Thank you all but I need my bed now. Goodnight

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

You’ll be gutted to know the last status about dick pics did not get my inbox inundated with dick pics.

I don’t know if I’m pleased, or disappointed.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"You’ll be gutted to know the last status about dick pics did not get my inbox inundated with dick pics.

I don’t know if I’m pleased, or disappointed. "

They are probably just having a rest

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I was too tired last night but in today

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"I was too tired last night but in today "

I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I was too tired last night but in today

I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking "

Waits with dread…

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

In

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Status sent.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"I was too tired last night but in today

I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking

Waits with dread…"

Don’t worry Felix he means a status

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I was too tired last night but in today

I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking

Waits with dread…

Don’t worry Felix he means a status "

How disappointing 😆

Status updated

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Sent one too. Mine is creating quite some interest

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I’m gonna be gentle. Initially.

Can’t promise how long I can keep that up though (no sniggering at the back)

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I struggle with being gentle so apologise in advance for any of mine

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"I struggle with being gentle so apologise in advance for any of mine "

Just taken the one you gave me down as created havoc.

I’m in the bath with my local lollipop lady. She’s 83 and filthy - made me wear her hat and spanked me with her lollipop.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"I struggle with being gentle so apologise in advance for any of mine

Just taken the one you gave me down as created havoc.

I’m in the bath with my local lollipop lady. She’s 83 and filthy - made me wear her hat and spanked me with her lollipop.

"

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Received one. It’s up.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I hope more join in or we will keep amusing one another

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Let's try. In.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Had a new one so updated it

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I had Any rugby team around that want to celebrate? from MB

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"I had Any rugby team around that want to celebrate? from MB "

Your current one is a scream

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"I had Any rugby team around that want to celebrate? from MB

Your current one is a scream "

My current one is the work of a sadist I’m howling with laughter 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Done my 10 minutes now lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Done my 10 minutes now lol"

What was it?

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m keeping mine up (ooer) because I’ve only had one view so far

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Sent one

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Mine's up and I keep laughing at it.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

I had I’ve noticed that if I do a naked headstand my todger nestles against my hoop. Just need someone to push it in for me

From Felix

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Mine's up and I keep laughing at it."

It's funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Mine's up and I keep laughing at it.

It's funny. "

You can thank Felix!

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham

Still in and waiting 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Still in and waiting 🤔"

You might want to open up your dm filters.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I sent one

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Gonna actually leave mine. It's too good.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

In and done 🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’ve just retired this cracker from Glow:

“If my penis was a dolphin what tricks would you train it to perform?” and put up a new one.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"In and done 🤣"

Can't send you one. Someone else might be able to

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Sent one

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham


"Still in and waiting 🤔

You might want to open up your dm filters."

Done

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Thanks for this beauty MB: “I had Tom and Harry, not had Dick yet.”

Now onto my next one!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Thanks for this beauty MB: “I had Tom and Harry, not had Dick yet.”

Now onto my next one!"

I liked that one. I am empty too for now

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By *eallneedsomefunMan
9 weeks ago

glasgow

Done

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

I’m stuck hiding from the rain so, in.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "

Hahaha that made me laugh!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "

Yeah, well, you want to be grateful 😩😵‍💫🥹

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham


"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "

Saw it. Brilliant. Was it by CR? 🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins"

ty

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins"

Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣

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By *eallneedsomefunMan
9 weeks ago

glasgow

Done

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins

Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣"

Haha no but I’m supposed to be paying attention

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins

Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣"

They’re ABOUT his fab statuses

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins

Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣

They’re ABOUT his fab statuses "

Good job Glow is the HR manager

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins

Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣

Haha no but I’m supposed to be paying attention "

*snorts derisively*

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins

Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣

They’re ABOUT his fab statuses "

Should've known! XD

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.

Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’

I now have 14 new dads 😂😂

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’

I now have 14 new dads 😂😂"

He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.

Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.

"

Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’

I now have 14 new dads 😂😂

He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good"

It’s fine. After all, you can never have too many people to come over and put up curtains, change washers or build sheds.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’

I now have 14 new dads 😂😂

He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good

It’s fine. After all, you can never have too many people to come over and put up curtains, change washers or build sheds. "

If they have time send them over as have a few jobs myself that need doing

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’

I now have 14 new dads 😂😂

He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good

It’s fine. After all, you can never have too many people to come over and put up curtains, change washers or build sheds.

If they have time send them over as have a few jobs myself that need doing "

If any of those is a sugar one, I wouldn't mind some free cash

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.

Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.

Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅"

If I said that, I would be done under the misdescription of goods act

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.

Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.

Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅

If I said that, I would be done under the misdescription of goods act "

I see, you're like the overhead menu at McDonald's!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.

Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.

Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅

If I said that, I would be done under the misdescription of goods act

I see, you're like the overhead menu at McDonald's!

"

I assume you mean everything looks bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Haha. Just found this. I’m in.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

I had Anyone knows if curry sauce is dangerous for your lady parts?

Courtesy of Satyric0n. It generated quite some interest 😂

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

I am up for one ladt one before I have to get on with some stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"I had Anyone knows if curry sauce is dangerous for your lady parts?

Courtesy of Satyric0n. It generated quite some interest 😂"

Can you give us a definitive answer now?

I guess a korma would be mild enough, a jalfrezi perhaps more hazardous.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
9 weeks ago

All over


"Haha. Just found this. I’m in. "

I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Haha. Just found this. I’m in.

I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak "

Is that a euphemism? I never got the hang of brass instruments.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Haha. Just found this. I’m in.

I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak

Is that a euphemism? I never got the hang of brass instruments. "

I think he meant to hint at the fact that you have your message filters on, abd therefore can only receive messages from CR, amongst the currently present...

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Haha. Just found this. I’m in.

I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak

Is that a euphemism? I never got the hang of brass instruments.

I think he meant to hint at the fact that you have your message filters on, abd therefore can only receive messages from CR, amongst the currently present... "

Oh! Thanks for that, yes of course. 2 ticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Done

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Done"

Oh bloody hell 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Done

Oh bloody hell 😂"

As a bonus ball, I also offer this magnificent headwear.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Done! "

LMAO. Anyway, I'm omw

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
9 weeks ago

Next Door

Done

Shakes head as this is going to become a lot of admin

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands


"Done

Shakes head as this is going to become a lot of admin"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth

Docteur Wombat had me post

Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Docteur Wombat had me post

Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?"

Did you get any good offers? 😜

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Docteur Wombat had me post

Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?

Did you get any good offers? 😜"

Good offers? No 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Docteur Wombat had me post

Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?

Did you get any good offers? 😜

Good offers? No 😂"

I take offence to that! 😭

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Docteur Wombat had me post

Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?

Did you get any good offers? 😜

Good offers? No 😂

I take offence to that! 😭"

Did you make me an offer involving lemon curd?!

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By *ellhungvweMan
9 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Done

Shakes head as this is going to become a lot of admin"

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Docteur Wombat had me post

Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?

Did you get any good offers? 😜

Good offers? No 😂

I take offence to that! 😭

Did you make me an offer involving lemon curd?! "

No, but I was on my way with a bucket of cream crackers!

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