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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall

A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

20 weeks ago

East Sussex

I don't think I could stab myself 🤷‍♀️

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By *ea monkeyMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Don’t you f***ing start!

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news! "

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
20 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Has there been a statement from the Chief of Police, I’d like to know what they have to say about it.

Some historical information on Westminster would be useful also.

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By *olfandtazCouple
20 weeks ago

Bristol


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news! "

It doesn't surprise me, they must really be desperate for the cash to go and stab themselves though

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"

This is all over the news! "

Let's not have this crap again.

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By *zeroMan
20 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?"

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
20 weeks ago

Southampton


"Don’t you f***ing start! "

Huh?!

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By *ML49Man
20 weeks ago

Burnley


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news! "

The POLICE really need to take a long hard look at who their recruiting.

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
20 weeks ago

w midlands & n wales

Technically not a hobby Bobbie. Think that's more special constabulary who have all the rights of a police officer, but work on a voluntary basis. Normally covering busy periods etc

Pcso are idiots who think they are police, but are basically busy bodies with a high Vis jacket and a radio. Mugs being paid peanuts in place of proper police

Pendantic rant over hahaha

....and fancy being stupid enough to stab yourself. Proper Darwin award territory

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall


"I don't think I could stab myself 🤷‍♀️"

Not me, although I have managed it in the past accidentally!

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!"

You’re not allowed to mention Tom.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
20 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

You’re not allowed to mention Tom. "

Oh dear has he been given the elbow?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
20 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

You’re not allowed to mention Tom. "

Why can't I mention Tom?

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall


"Technically not a hobby Bobbie. Think that's more special constabulary who have all the rights of a police officer, but work on a voluntary basis. Normally covering busy periods etc

Pcso are idiots who think they are police, but are basically busy bodies with a high Vis jacket and a radio. Mugs being paid peanuts in place of proper police

Pendantic rant over hahaha

....and fancy being stupid enough to stab yourself. Proper Darwin award territory "

Excellent breakdown of our boys in blue and their associates.

I don’t think the wound was fatal though, so I think the gene pool is still polluted.

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By *zeroMan
20 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

You’re not allowed to mention Tom.

Why can't I mention Tom?"

Is it like a Beetlejuice situation where if I say his name 3 times he'll post a story?

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

South Wales

Where is Westminster?

What is it famous for?

Special landmark of interest?

Tom would tell us!!

But, in all seriousness, she must have been in some sort of financial difficulty if she stabbed herself for some dollar. I hope she gets the help she needs.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
20 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

You’re not allowed to mention Tom.

Why can't I mention Tom?

Is it like a Beetlejuice situation where if I say his name 3 times he'll post a story?"

I'm really sad I can't mention Tom, Tom, Tom.

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall


"Where is Westminster?

What is it famous for?

Special landmark of interest?

Tom would tell us!!

But, in all seriousness, she must have been in some sort of financial difficulty if she stabbed herself for some dollar. I hope she gets the help she needs."

My reporting of the news is hugely inferior to such media magnates as Tom.

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

You’re not allowed to mention Tom.

Why can't I mention Tom?

Is it like a Beetlejuice situation where if I say his name 3 times he'll post a story?

I'm really sad I can't mention Tom, Tom, Tom."

That post sounds like a barrel falling down the stairs!

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

walsall


"Where is Westminster?

What is it famous for?

Special landmark of interest?

Tom would tell us!!

But, in all seriousness, she must have been in some sort of financial difficulty if she stabbed herself for some dollar. I hope she gets the help she needs."

Westminster is a place in London with a palace and a big dong. Ironically, there are more pickpockets inside the palace than there are on the bridge outside.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
20 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where is Westminster?

What is it famous for?

Special landmark of interest?

Tom would tell us!!

But, in all seriousness, she must have been in some sort of financial difficulty if she stabbed herself for some dollar. I hope she gets the help she needs.

Westminster is a place in London with a palace and a big dong. Ironically, there are more pickpockets inside the palace than there are on the bridge outside. "

Tom big dong long gone 😟😥?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Central


"A pcso is to appear at Westminster magistrates charged with perverting the course of justice after stabbing herself to claim compensation.

What’s going on with these so called hobby bobbies? Was she just practicing her corruption for when she made to the regular police?

This is all over the news!

Have you ousted (not outed) Essex Tom?

I haven't actually seen a Tom story in a while!

You’re not allowed to mention Tom.

Oh dear has he been given the elbow?"

I'm hoping he's well and benefitting from a good holiday

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