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By *agatoXXX OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

My friend just watched the Chernobyl series. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's, and said he was able to count at least 8 hostorical inaccuracies on one hand...😳

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By *hromosexualsCouple
11 weeks ago

Near Abercynon

Well I liked it

Mr

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
11 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

I can't say this here can ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

The doctor gave me 1 year to live, so I shot him.

The Judge gave me 15 years, problem solved

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By *COverwatchMan
11 weeks ago

Derby

What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
11 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ..."

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By *uperSalopian7Man
11 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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By *ickylouCouple
11 weeks ago

Bi

[Removed by poster at 08/09/24 22:39:57]

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

What did the leper say to the pr0stitute

You can keep the tip

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By *luttTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Duns


"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)

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By *akesta100Man
11 weeks ago

Kings langley

My mate and his family got so annoyed with me when caught me going down on his sister, I only got embrassed because I hit my head on coffin coming up maybe I shouldn't of done it at her funeral

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
11 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)"

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Burley

My ex girlfriend had really bad crossed-eyes. I dumped her because I suspected she was seeing someone on the side.

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By *ickylouCouple
11 weeks ago

Bi

Went for a meal last night. There was way too much food.

Waiter came over and asked if I wana box for the left overs.

Told him I would rather wrestle for them.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
11 weeks ago

Sussex

I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten c**t split on me.

... I'll get my coat.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
10 weeks ago

Sussex

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A comedian called Masai Graham writes some of the best dark jokes in the business

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Best part of a hoøker dying on you?

The 2nd hour is free.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
7 weeks ago

Sussex

A student with a frog on his head walks into a bar. The barman looks him up and down and says

"How did you get that?"

And the frog says

.

.

"It started as a boil on my arse"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

What the worst part of eating vegetables.

The wheelchair.

The mr

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I went to the Dr and said

Dr Dr I'm sick

He said

How sick are you?

I said

I got caught in bed with my sister

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
7 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I went to the Dr and said

Dr Dr I'm sick

He said

How sick are you?

I said

I got caught in bed with my sister

"

Hahaha 😆😆

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By *eordieJeansCouple
7 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d get the quickest ban ever if I shared the funniest warped joke I know.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
7 weeks ago

Stoke


"I’d get the quickest ban ever if I shared the funniest warped joke I know."

Me too,. I'll pass 🤦‍♂️

Mr F.

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By *iss CalicoWoman
7 weeks ago

Wakefield


"Best part of a hoøker dying on you?

The 2nd hour is free."

So funny 😂😂😂

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I’d get the quickest ban ever if I shared the funniest warped joke I know."

Chicken

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