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By *agatoXXX OP Man
1 week ago

North Haverbrook

My friend just watched the Chernobyl series. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's, and said he was able to count at least 8 hostorical inaccuracies on one hand...😳

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By *hromosexualsCouple
1 week ago

Near Abercynon

Well I liked it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

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By *ir tootusMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

I can't say this here can ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
1 week ago

BRIDPORT

The doctor gave me 1 year to live, so I shot him.

The Judge gave me 15 years, problem solved

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By *COverwatchMan
1 week ago

Derby

What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

"What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ..."

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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By *ickylouCouple
1 week ago

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
1 week ago

BRIDPORT

What did the leper say to the pr0stitute

You can keep the tip

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By *luttTV/TS
1 week ago

Duns

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)

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By *akesta100Man
1 week ago

Kings langley

My mate and his family got so annoyed with me when caught me going down on his sister, I only got embrassed because I hit my head on coffin coming up maybe I shouldn't of done it at her funeral

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)"

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
1 week ago

Burley

My ex girlfriend had really bad crossed-eyes. I dumped her because I suspected she was seeing someone on the side.

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By *ickylouCouple
1 week ago

Went for a meal last night. There was way too much food.

Waiter came over and asked if I wana box for the left overs.

Told him I would rather wrestle for them.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
1 week ago

Seaside Sussex

I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten c**t split on me.

... I'll get my coat.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
5 days ago

Seaside Sussex

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A comedian called Masai Graham writes some of the best dark jokes in the business

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By *atyric0nMan
5 days ago

Ipswich

Best part of a hoøker dying on you?

The 2nd hour is free.

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