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By (user no longer on site) OP   
9 weeks ago

I was wondering, how many people (male and female) here go commando and why? I've been totally commando for the past 6 years now. I went like this because I read that being fresh and cool is apparently good for mens semen health. Which in turn increases our energy. I do though try to wear it if I'm at airport security. Well one never knows if or when you could be stripped search. Not that I'd have anything incriminating. And yeah I've never looked back!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

How does semen health increase energy? Are you putting it in a protein shake or something?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve had the snip so I wrap them up like an Eskimo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
9 weeks ago


"How does semen health increase energy? Are you putting it in a protein shake or something? "

It's well known that a man's sexual energy is related to his semen health and quantity. Why do you think nature had men's balls on the outside and not inside our bodies?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"How does semen health increase energy? Are you putting it in a protein shake or something? "

I think he meant seamen. If someone goes commando on a boat, it's much easier for the seamen to have their carnal pleasures, release that pent up sexual frustration and have their wicked way, then if they had to fight their way through the old M&S Y-fronts.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"How does semen health increase energy? Are you putting it in a protein shake or something?

I think he meant seamen. If someone goes commando on a boat, it's much easier for the seamen to have their carnal pleasures, release that pent up sexual frustration and have their wicked way, then if they had to fight their way through the old M&S Y-fronts. "

I’ve seen the Jean Paul Gautier ads. I want to be in the boat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
9 weeks ago


"How does semen health increase energy? Are you putting it in a protein shake or something?

I think he meant seamen. If someone goes commando on a boat, it's much easier for the seamen to have their carnal pleasures, release that pent up sexual frustration and have their wicked way, then if they had to fight their way through the old M&S Y-fronts. "

I did mean semen. As in sperm.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's not even Arnies best film

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Mrs m on a meet or social always goes braless and no nickers

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
9 weeks ago

chichester

Mostly yes or I wear tiny jockstraps if anything.

Love hanging free

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By *end1Man
9 weeks ago

southend on sea

Been commando for over 30+ years feels so much better feeling free n especially when you catch a naughty female looking when I'm in joggers😊

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
9 weeks ago


"Been commando for over 30+ years feels so much better feeling free n especially when you catch a naughty female looking when I'm in joggers😊"

AND you don't have to spend a fortune on expensive underwear. Well okay ours isn't as expensive as the ladies.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
9 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Been commando for over 30+ years feels so much better feeling free n especially when you catch a naughty female looking when I'm in joggers😊

AND you don't have to spend a fortune on expensive underwear. Well okay ours isn't as expensive as the ladies."

But, as I said on a similar thread the other day, you must spend a lot on laundry/dry cleaning? Sweaty bollocks/oozing penis stains. Yuk!

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By *reggSausageMan
9 weeks ago

derby

I was hoping this would be an appreciation of the classic Schwarzenegger film but no, dragged into the gutter with impropriety, put your pants back on

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By *mpishMan
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

Honestly being a big wearer of jeans, I don't think going commando would be particularly comfortable.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
9 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I was hoping this would be an appreciation of the classic Schwarzenegger film but no, dragged into the gutter with impropriety, put your pants back on "

🤣🤣🤣 Fucking love this!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
9 weeks ago

South Down


"Been commando for over 30+ years feels so much better feeling free n especially when you catch a naughty female looking when I'm in joggers😊

AND you don't have to spend a fortune on expensive underwear. Well okay ours isn't as expensive as the ladies.

But, as I said on a similar thread the other day, you must spend a lot on laundry/dry cleaning? Sweaty bollocks/oozing penis stains. Yuk! "

This. It's much easier to wash and dry 7 pairs of knickers than 7 pairs of trousers isn't it.

OP do you only wear your trousers once before washing them?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"

OP do you only wear your trousers once before washing them?"

OP, don't answer. I am repulsed already.🤮

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

What do you do if you’re wearing shorts?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"What do you do if you’re wearing shorts? "

Tuck?

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By *istyblue1967Man
9 weeks ago

manchester

have you ever caught your scrotum in your zip ?

ouch

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"What do you do if you’re wearing shorts?

Tuck?"

This isn’t the biscuit thread.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"What do you do if you’re wearing shorts?

Tuck?

This isn’t the biscuit thread."

The Tuck you’re thinking of would qualify more as a cracker I suggest

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"What do you do if you’re wearing shorts?

Tuck?

This isn’t the biscuit thread.

The Tuck you’re thinking of would qualify more as a cracker I suggest "

A bit racist but ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"have you ever caught your scrotum in your zip ?

ouch"

Don't go there!

At this point it is good not to be a medic!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts


"What do you do if you’re wearing shorts?

Tuck?

This isn’t the biscuit thread.

The Tuck you’re thinking of would qualify more as a cracker I suggest

A bit racist but ok."

No idea how you got racist from that but whatever.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"What do you do if you’re wearing shorts?

Tuck?

This isn’t the biscuit thread.

The Tuck you’re thinking of would qualify more as a cracker I suggest

A bit racist but ok.

No idea how you got racist from that but whatever. "

“Cracker” if I have to explain my joke I guess it’s not funny.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

No, I'm not a fan of snail trail in jeans.

Mrs

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