FabSwingers.com forum: Two astronauts stuck on space

By (user no longer on site) OP
9 weeks ago

So apparently two astronauts(male & female) have been stuck on the ISS for the past 8 months. When they should have only been there for a week. I think it was. Well I'm not being funny, if you was stranded in a similar situation. What would you do? Have sex? I'm sure humans can do this in space, can't they?

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m sure the spacey people at mission controls have plenty for them to do.

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By *uvery30Woman
9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I could be wrong but I'm sure they are married?

Again not 1000% sure.

If I was up there with my husband I definitely would be having sex haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

Toan, does Nora know you're back?

I'd only have space sex if I knew Houston weren't watching and/or recording. I think they're always listening in so I wouldn't have space sex in that environment.

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By *lder.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not Local

I would be harvesting space junk and spare parts lying arounf the space station to fashion myself my own spaceship to bugger off home and get my feet back on solid ground. I wouldn't be a very good spacewoman.

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By *orksRockerMan
9 weeks ago

Bradford

"So apparently two astronauts(male & female) have been stuck on the ISS for the past 8 months. When they should have only been there for a week. I think it was. Well I'm not being funny, if you was stranded in a similar situation. What would you do? Have sex? I'm sure humans can do this in space, can't they?"

How on earth or space did you manage to get unbanned OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
9 weeks ago

"Toan, does Nora know you're back?

I'd only have space sex if I knew Houston weren't watching and/or recording. I think they're always listening in so I wouldn't have space sex in that environment. "

Oh wow is our Nora still here? Hahaha I thought she'd found someone here and got happily married by now surely!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

I'd be planning out how I'm going to spend all of that lawsuit money and where uni retire to.

LvM

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

"I'd be planning out how I'm going to spend all of that lawsuit money and where uni retire to.

LvM"

I did see a tweet that made me laugh, it said when they come back, the landing and recovery crews should all dress up as apes

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.

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By *olfandtazCouple
9 weeks ago

Bristol

They are due to return next year now if the news articles are correct... we got several months to buy 8 billion monkey suits for the greatest prank of all time!

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap."

It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.

It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face."

So you’re saying I could play real life Pac-Man with jizz? I think we’ve solved what they’ve been doing for entertainment.

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.

It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face.

So you’re saying I could play real life Pac-Man with jizz? I think we’ve solved what they’ve been doing for entertainment."

Boom.

We should take jobs at NASA or ESA

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.

It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face.

So you’re saying I could play real life Pac-Man with jizz? I think we’ve solved what they’ve been doing for entertainment.

Boom.

We should take jobs at NASA or ESA"

True. We’re wasted on these forums.

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By *usie pTV/TS
9 weeks ago

taunton

They would have to practise safe sex in case they are there for nine months I doubt if anyone thought to pack baby food and nappies among the supplies.

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By *rthur30Man
9 weeks ago

Warrington

At least they can use the space bar.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
9 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

I just put on Google is it possible to have sex in space, and it says it is possible to have sex space but there are challenges.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
9 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd imagine sex in Space would be out of this world 😏😜

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By *erfHerder74Man
9 weeks ago

Greenock

If it was another guy yes

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By *lynJMan
9 weeks ago

Morden

They haven't been in space for 8 months yet. They'll be up there until February. It was supposed to be for just 8 days but the space capsule they went up in was dreamed unsafe for humans. Ironically it was sent back and landed safely. 🤔

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