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"GeordieJeans has had a shit weekend. If there is enough interest, he'll be along shortly to tell you all about why it's been so shit." The wife doesn’t drive which means I get to play taxi for all the mundane weekend shit she had planned when all I wanted to do was sit with a packet of chocolate hobnobs and watch Netflix. | |||
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"I am sorry to hear that GeordieJeans, hope all is well up there in Sunderland "They love cheesy chips there so you’d fit in perfectly. | |||
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"Oh Geordie ...... Come and tell old Granny what a shit shit shit weekend you had babe. A problem shared is a problem written on Fab's toilet wall. " It wasn’t actually that bad. I’m just a miserable bastard. | |||
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"Serves him right for doing what Mrs GJ wanted them to do. All he had to do was put a stop to that shit by saying “no, get te fuck” "I’ve been to 9 different shops this weekend and I still forgot to get bin bags so I’m getting sent back out  | |||
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"Aww Geordie. We're all here for you, why was it shit? 🧡" Shopping with the wife😐 | |||
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"GeordieJeans has had a shit weekend. If there is enough interest, he'll be along shortly to tell you all about why it's been so shit. The wife doesn’t drive which means I get to play taxi for all the mundane weekend shit she had planned when all I wanted to do was sit with a packet of chocolate hobnobs and watch Netflix." And eat cheesy chips, can't forget your cheesy chips. | |||
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"Oh Geordie, smother me in the mediocrity and misery of your weekend 💜" It wasn’t actually that bad. I need to learn to not exaggerate on the forums. | |||
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"He probably deserved it " Hey!!! I’ll have you know I am a joy to be around…. Sometimes. | |||
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"Ahhh sorry to hear that GeordieJeans, hope the next weekend is miles better for you " I did hit a PB on bench press so it wasn’t all bad. | |||
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"GeordieJeans has had a shit weekend. If there is enough interest, he'll be along shortly to tell you all about why it's been so shit. The wife doesn’t drive which means I get to play taxi for all the mundane weekend shit she had planned when all I wanted to do was sit with a packet of chocolate hobnobs and watch Netflix. And eat cheesy chips, can't forget your cheesy chips." Only if you’ll share them with me. | |||
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"Related to Geordie Jumpers?" And racer. | |||
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"*Granny signs The Geordies up for a ' How to shop online' course........ " She’s banned from that. She worse for buying random shit than me when I see an angle grinder in the middle isle of Aldi. | |||
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"*Granny signs The Geordies up for a ' How to shop online' course........ She’s banned from that. She worse for buying random shit than me when I see an angle grinder in the middle isle of Aldi." I once saw someone fucking by the fish fingers in Tesco .... Oh .... angle | |||
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"*Granny signs The Geordies up for a ' How to shop online' course........ She’s banned from that. She worse for buying random shit than me when I see an angle grinder in the middle isle of Aldi. I once saw someone fucking by the fish fingers in Tesco .... Oh .... angle " Birdseye or Young’s? | |||
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"Stop complaining. That's just a typical w/end for a married man. Get yourself a man cave, a good padlock, a beer fridge, WiFi e tender and some decent headphones that block out external noise, and then leave a note saying you've gone to Aldi and lock yourself in the man cave." I had a man cave and then she wanted another baby. | |||
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"GeordieJeans has had a shit weekend. If there is enough interest, he'll be along shortly to tell you all about why it's been so shit. The wife doesn’t drive which means I get to play taxi for all the mundane weekend shit she had planned when all I wanted to do was sit with a packet of chocolate hobnobs and watch Netflix. And eat cheesy chips, can't forget your cheesy chips. Only if you’ll share them with me." They will be stone cold by the time I have finished washing all the cheese off under the tap, I suppose you could suck the cheese off but then I'm not going to eat the chips. How about when I get up to Sunderland one day, you just make me a nice cuppa and we'll share a packet of Hobnobs? | |||
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"Oh Geordie ...... Come and tell old Granny what a shit shit shit weekend you had babe. A problem shared is a problem written on Fab's toilet wall. " LOL You dont change. xx  | |||
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"GeordieJeans has had a shit weekend. If there is enough interest, he'll be along shortly to tell you all about why it's been so shit. The wife doesn’t drive which means I get to play taxi for all the mundane weekend shit she had planned when all I wanted to do was sit with a packet of chocolate hobnobs and watch Netflix. And eat cheesy chips, can't forget your cheesy chips. Only if you’ll share them with me. They will be stone cold by the time I have finished washing all the cheese off under the tap, I suppose you could suck the cheese off but then I'm not going to eat the chips. How about when I get up to Sunderland one day, you just make me a nice cuppa and we'll share a packet of Hobnobs?" Not going to lie, the first half of this post took a weird sexual turn. | |||
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"GeordieJeans has had a shit weekend. If there is enough interest, he'll be along shortly to tell you all about why it's been so shit. The wife doesn’t drive which means I get to play taxi for all the mundane weekend shit she had planned when all I wanted to do was sit with a packet of chocolate hobnobs and watch Netflix. And eat cheesy chips, can't forget your cheesy chips. Only if you’ll share them with me. They will be stone cold by the time I have finished washing all the cheese off under the tap, I suppose you could suck the cheese off but then I'm not going to eat the chips. How about when I get up to Sunderland one day, you just make me a nice cuppa and we'll share a packet of Hobnobs? Not going to lie, the first half of this post took a weird sexual turn." I'm not one for kink shaming 🧀🧀 | |||
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"I am sorry to hear that GeordieJeans, hope all is well up there in Sunderland
They love cheesy chips there so you’d fit in perfectly."*Chaysay Cheps But sorry to hear you're having a shit weekend. Hopefully you can make up for it next weekend  | |||
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"Serves him right for doing what Mrs GJ wanted them to do. All he had to do was put a stop to that shit by saying “no, get te fuck”
I’ve been to 9 different shops this weekend and I still forgot to get bin bags so I’m getting sent back out " sending virtual hugs🫂 | |||
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"I am sorry to hear that GeordieJeans, hope all is well up there in Sunderland
They love cheesy chips there so you’d fit in perfectly.
*Chaysay Cheps
But sorry to hear you're having a shit weekend. Hopefully you can make up for it next weekend "I read that in the accent 
I think she said I’ve got to decorate next weekend. It’s funny… I never give her a list of jobs to do whenever she’s got a day off | |||
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"I thought it was his birthday. .. anyway he can man up and get on with it ^its a joke!!!!" I’m wearing a stringer vest and drinking a can of Stella. I don’t think it’s possible to man up more. | |||
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"Serves him right for doing what Mrs GJ wanted them to do. All he had to do was put a stop to that shit by saying “no, get te fuck”
I’ve been to 9 different shops this weekend and I still forgot to get bin bags so I’m getting sent back out
sending virtual hugs🫂 "Thanks, I needed that 🥰 | |||
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