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"Wait .. ⛔️ We talking chocolate hobnobs ? … 😋" yes. yes we are | |||
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"Wait .. ⛔️ We talking chocolate hobnobs ? … 😋" Yeah that's a whole different kettle of fish! | |||
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"Massively. I can't even consider them in a Top 30 of biscuits." Same. Foxes Crunch Creams are top notch though. | |||
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"I don’t actually know how to start a petition but I am disgusted by this thread!!!" Definitely the worst thread ever to exist on Fab. Worse than the stuff like (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and (bleep) * bleeping because probably even mentioning some of these things is a very bad idea  | |||
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"They are second best biscuit for dunking, after ginger nuts." You’ve redeemed yourself after cheesegate. | |||
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"Wait .. ⛔️ We talking chocolate hobnobs ? … 😋 yes. yes we are" Then you’ll definitely find them in my biscuit tin ☺️ | |||
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"They are second best biscuit for dunking, after ginger nuts. You’ve redeemed yourself after cheesegate." See I'm not all bad  | |||
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"Discuss. Are hobnobs overrated? (a spin off from the record breaking thread)" Sacrilege! On a Sunday too!!! Burn her at the stake  | |||
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"Wait .. ⛔️ We talking chocolate hobnobs ? … 😋 Yeah that's a whole different kettle of fish!" Absolutely | |||
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 Especially the chocolate ones! | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits "What? 😱😱😱😱 | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits "This is also true. (With one exception: speculoos) | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
What? 😱😱😱😱"No-one wants a soggy biscuit! | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits "Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork. | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
What? 😱😱😱😱
No-one wants a soggy biscuit!
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork."Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess! | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
What? 😱😱😱😱
No-one wants a soggy biscuit!
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
What? 😱😱😱😱
No-one wants a soggy biscuit!
I feel like this is a double entendre "Perfect. Biscuits and sex. This thread shall fill up faster than a Fab bake sale. | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork.
Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess!"Keep dropping these truth bombs, Swing. | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork.
Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess!
Keep dropping these truth bombs, Swing.
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"Hob Nobs are vastly over rated. Sawdust mixed with golden syrup" Perfect description. | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork.
Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess!
Keep dropping these truth bombs, Swing.
When I hear "truth bomb" I think about conservatives peeking out from their safe spaces and being surprised that people don't agree with them "Am I...the...bad guy? 🤔 | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits "As vile a trait as putting milk in anything. | |||
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"Hob Nobs are vastly over rated. Sawdust mixed with golden syrup Perfect description. " I've only had them the once and they remind me of a biscuit in Australia, whose name I've forgotten. Back in the 1950s (I think) they were invented to be purportedly healthy. They are not healthy *and* they're boring. It's sort of like edging but without gratification, then or later. If you're gonna eat a biscuit, go hard or go home. | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork.
Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess!
Keep dropping these truth bombs, Swing.
When I hear "truth bomb" I think about conservatives peeking out from their safe spaces and being surprised that people don't agree with them
Am I...the...bad guy?
🤔"No. You are a very special snowflake and the only holder of the truth. Only you, in your basement with no qualifications at all, can discern the truth that They don't want you to know etc etc | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork.
Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess!
Keep dropping these truth bombs, Swing.
When I hear "truth bomb" I think about conservatives peeking out from their safe spaces and being surprised that people don't agree with them
Am I...the...bad guy?
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No. You are a very special snowflake and the only holder of the truth. Only you, in your basement with no qualifications at all, can discern the truth that They don't want you to know etc etc"Just telling it how it is. Qualifications? I went to the University of Life! | |||
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"“Hob nobs are the marines of the biscuit world” Peter Kay (or is it Kaye I can’t remember)" Kay. And yes, that's part of his repertoire. Dunk - AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!  | |||
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"I also don't understand dunking biscuits
Oh, now you've gone too far! 🔱 👈 closest I could get to a pitchfork.
Unless the biscuit is too hard (in which case I don't want it), it just makes a mess!
Keep dropping these truth bombs, Swing.
When I hear "truth bomb" I think about conservatives peeking out from their safe spaces and being surprised that people don't agree with them
Am I...the...bad guy?
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No. You are a very special snowflake and the only holder of the truth. Only you, in your basement with no qualifications at all, can discern the truth that They don't want you to know etc etc
Just telling it how it is. Qualifications? I went to the University of Life!"Poser. I went to the University of Hard Knocks and Hard Yakka*! * yakka is a word in Australian English, derived from indigenous language. Usually in the form of "hard yakka", it means work, so hard work. It evokes an image of brute strength. | |||
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"Hodnobs are just yuk!! Dunked they become mushed!! "Mushy biscuit in the bottom of tea is my ultra slimming food. Every time you think about it, it stops you eating for a few hours | |||
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"Discuss. Are hobnobs overrated? (a spin off from the record breaking thread)" Absolutely.. can't stand them | |||
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"To even mention hobnobs and over rated is a crime in itself worthy of the crown and legal representation, I am filing you lot under ‘keep an eye on these fuckers’ No they are magnificent is the actual answer " That's it, keep fighting
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"Discuss. Are hobnobs overrated? (a spin off from the record breaking thread)" Yes. They’re shit 👍🏻 | |||
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"Not a fan of hob nobs.. rather have a box of jaffa cakes " They’re not biscuits. | |||
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"Not a fan of hob nobs.. rather have a box of jaffa cakes They’re not biscuits." Are you letting taxation dictate your life? *dumps tea into the harbour* | |||
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"Not a fan of hob nobs.. rather have a box of jaffa cakes They’re not biscuits. Are you letting taxation dictate your life? *dumps tea into the harbour*" Stephen Fry said it. I’m not intelligent enough to argue with him. | |||
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"Not a fan of hob nobs.. rather have a box of jaffa cakes They’re not biscuits. Are you letting taxation dictate your life? *dumps tea into the harbour* Stephen Fry said it. I’m not intelligent enough to argue with him." It derives from the HMRC trying to put tax on it, because chocolate on biscuits attracts a tax and chocolate on cake doesn't. It was determined that Jaffa Cakes are cake at law, because they go hard when they go stale, while biscuits go soft. Therefore no VAT. | |||
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"Chocolate hobnobs are the king of biscuits in my opinion Mike x" It's a shame that Arnotts doesn't have wider reach. Tim Tams, Mint Slice, and much more | |||
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"Not a fan of hob nobs.. rather have a box of jaffa cakes They’re not biscuits. Are you letting taxation dictate your life? *dumps tea into the harbour* Stephen Fry said it. I’m not intelligent enough to argue with him. It derives from the HMRC trying to put tax on it, because chocolate on biscuits attracts a tax and chocolate on cake doesn't. It was determined that Jaffa Cakes are cake at law, because they go hard when they go stale, while biscuits go soft. Therefore no VAT." So they’re legally cakes. That’s good enough for me. | |||
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"Discuss. Are hobnobs overrated?" Yep overrated,more like those oaty poridge breakfast bars than a sweet treat with a brew🍵 | |||
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"Discuss. Are hobnobs overrated? (a spin off from the record breaking thread)" Yes. Like eating grit | |||
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"Chocolate hobnobs are the king of biscuits in my opinion Mike x It's a shame that Arnotts doesn't have wider reach. Tim Tams, Mint Slice, and much more" Timtams are lovely and I like the sound of a mint slice but are they not more a cake than a biscuit? | |||
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"You're now equal with the other thread Hob nobs are ok if they are chocolate (definitely better than jaffa cakes), but otherwise they are just the scr4pings from the floor in the bakery mixed with wood shavings... Now rich tea biscuits (could even get me back to drinking tea). . (Who'd have thunk you could not say scr4ping)" I tried to say it earlier about cheesy chips! And btw, rich tea are the worst for dunking! | |||
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"Discuss. Are hobnobs overrated? (a spin off from the record breaking thread)" OP frankly how dare thee? Hobnobs are one of the finest biscuits known to man, for dunking in tea. They were followed by a revolution when covered with milk chocolate. Put simply, the chocolate hobnob is the undisputed king of biscuits. | |||
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"Chocolate hobnobs are the king of biscuits in my opinion Mike x It's a shame that Arnotts doesn't have wider reach. Tim Tams, Mint Slice, and much more Timtams are lovely and I like the sound of a mint slice but are they not more a cake than a biscuit? " Mint Slice is a biscuit made by the same company - they're a dark chocolate covered biscuit with a filling like you find in After Eights, if that makes sense. | |||
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"Chocolate hobnobs are the king of biscuits in my opinion Mike x It's a shame that Arnotts doesn't have wider reach. Tim Tams, Mint Slice, and much more Timtams are lovely and I like the sound of a mint slice but are they not more a cake than a biscuit? Mint Slice is a biscuit made by the same company - they're a dark chocolate covered biscuit with a filling like you find in After Eights, if that makes sense." Sounds a bit like a Viscount, which are indeed biscuit royalty. | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢" 
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic. | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic."Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat. Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply. | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply."All good! | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply."I nearly responded to your earlier comment by saying "I Daren't ask", but then thought suppose he was being serious. | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply.
I nearly responded to your earlier comment by saying "I Daren't ask", but then thought suppose he was being serious."I was originally going to say because she was hit by a taxi but it turns out they don’t make them anymore. | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply.
I nearly responded to your earlier comment by saying "I Daren't ask", but then thought suppose he was being serious.
I was originally going to say because she was hit by a taxi but it turns out they don’t make them anymore."Nice, that was a Rocky road you were going down there! | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
"We had a boy at school who was missing a thumb. You can guess his nickname... | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply.
I nearly responded to your earlier comment by saying "I Daren't ask", but then thought suppose he was being serious.
I was originally going to say because she was hit by a taxi but it turns out they don’t make them anymore.
Nice, that was a Rocky road you were going down there!"If I kept going I could have had a Time Out. | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
We had a boy at school who was missing a thumb. You can guess his nickname..."Tom? | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
We had a boy at school who was missing a thumb. You can guess his nickname...
Tom?"You know him too! | |||
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"They are second best biscuit for dunking, after ginger nuts." it's a very close match but choc hobnobs take it for us | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
We had a boy at school who was missing a thumb. You can guess his nickname...
Tom?
You know him too!
"The best one I’ve seen was on Twitter. Someone said their best friend was called Keth. His name was Keith but he was missing an eye | |||
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"All this talk of biscuits is making me miss my Grandma 😢
I can't bake like my ancestors, but baking is something I can do. It also reminds me of my mum, grandparents, etc, even if mine was a bit more... rustic.
Mine didn’t bake. She had 2 fingers so we called her kitkat.
Sorry I set that joke up expecting a less thoughtful reply.
I nearly responded to your earlier comment by saying "I Daren't ask", but then thought suppose he was being serious.
I was originally going to say because she was hit by a taxi but it turns out they don’t make them anymore.
Nice, that was a Rocky road you were going down there!
If I kept going I could have had a Time Out."They would only use it as a club to beat you with | |||
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"Biscuits crushed into milkshakes or puddings. Yes or no?" Like an Oreo milkshake? 100% yes. | |||
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"Biscuits crushed into milkshakes or puddings. Yes or no? Like an Oreo milkshake? 100% yes." That's the one. I think they're a bit mushy for a milkshake, but other dessert maybe | |||
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"Biscuits crushed into milkshakes or puddings. Yes or no? Like an Oreo milkshake? 100% yes. That's the one. I think they're a bit mushy for a milkshake, but other dessert maybe" I get what you mean but they taste good. | |||
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"Biscuits crushed into milkshakes or puddings. Yes or no? Like an Oreo milkshake? 100% yes. That's the one. I think they're a bit mushy for a milkshake, but other dessert maybe I get what you mean but they taste good." I'll do it if I can keep them firm. Like half a mouthful of milkshake and also bite a biscuit | |||
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"Try eating the diabetic ones. You will have a new-found appreciation for the real thing." The thing I've found with most of the fakes is that you're better off eating almost anything else. | |||
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"Try eating the diabetic ones. You will have a new-found appreciation for the real thing. The thing I've found with most of the fakes is that you're better off eating almost anything else." I've tried one packet, never again. I'll stick to low sugar rich tea and digestives. | |||
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"Try eating the diabetic ones. You will have a new-found appreciation for the real thing. The thing I've found with most of the fakes is that you're better off eating almost anything else. I've tried one packet, never again. I'll stick to low sugar rich tea and digestives. " Not sure about the low sugar but rich tea do rock! | |||
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"I think they're pretty average. Decent enough dunking biscuits, but they're not my go-to." Life's too short for average biscuits | |||
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"Try eating the diabetic ones. You will have a new-found appreciation for the real thing. The thing I've found with most of the fakes is that you're better off eating almost anything else. I've tried one packet, never again. I'll stick to low sugar rich tea and digestives. Not sure about the low sugar but rich tea do rock!" I couldn't tell them apart! | |||
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"The Lidl chocolate Oaties are better than chocolate Hobnobs " 💯   | |||
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