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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Manchester

I now have two white chest hairs. A few years ago I only had a couple of white hairs in my beard so I suspect I know where this is going.

What signs of aging have you noticed on yourself recently and how do you feel about them?

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By *nya NeesWoman
18 weeks ago

Brum

Far too many for me, and I am only 21 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

My face

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincoln

My body falling apart? The greys have been around since my early twenties so I don't think I can count them 😅

LvM

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By *avexxMan
18 weeks ago

cheshire

i still workout a little and enjoy it,, but joints defo start to ache,,

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By *lofeldMan
18 weeks ago

Redhill

Not wanting to queue for anything

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By *ularliWoman
18 weeks ago

Worcester

The face wrinkles are starting

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Is this an ad for anti-wrinkle cream?

I'm not worth it.😕

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

East Sussex

My whole body is bearing the signs of it's age. Overall I'm ok with it but I do have the occasional wobble.

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By *olfandtazCouple
18 weeks ago

Bristol

I've got grey hair, receeding hairline and my patience is no longer as much as it uses to be... yes I'm a Gen X and proud of it lol

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By *ell GwynnWoman
18 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Oh, loads.

I've begrudgingly accepted it, which is just as well as otherwise I'd be perpetually annoyed as certain "friends" (I'm giving you the stink-eye right now Meli, Nero and Willy) and my children take great delight in teasing me about it.

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By *cnugatugMan
18 weeks ago

Chatham

The big sign I've seen is the sudden use of a daily moisturising routine I have now.

I've always had a white streak in my beard but since my birthday all of a sudden I moisturise twice a day

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By *umagain58Man
18 weeks ago

London

It comes to us all mate. To date it has not stopped me at all. Just means different opportunities might arise on what others like or not. Don’t worry about and celebrate the fun

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By *iaisonseekerMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool

I still have quite a youthful face for my age but suspect the portrait is going to come clattering out of the attic in the next few years. When shaving, the razor definitely does not glide over the taut surface it once did so I'm giving myself until 50 until it all drops

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
18 weeks ago

the moon

More naps

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Crazy thick eyebrow hairs that need trimmed , waking up tired . Nose hair needs trimmed regular . Thankfully no grey hair yet . God awful hangovers . Less tolerance for a lack of sleep and ability to function .

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By *zeroMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

Couple of greys in my beard and round the temples. But I've very slowly been going grey since my early 20s

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By *ersona101Man
18 weeks ago

Letchworth

It's the greying hair or just complete absence of hair.

It's making my own sound effects when ever I get up from a sitting position.

It's my knees sounding like Rice Crispies when I squat.

It's the fear of putting my back out of I sneeze too hard.

I could go one...

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By *eliWoman
18 weeks ago

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"Oh, loads.

I've begrudgingly accepted it, which is just as well as otherwise I'd be perpetually annoyed as certain "friends" (I'm giving you the stink-eye right now Meli, Nero and Willy) and my children take great delight in teasing me about it."

You're on the younger side of middle aged, dear Nell, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

And yes OP, I now have four grey hairs. It's rather devastating to me because I can't be a midlife crisis for an older man any more.

Might dye them and carry on.

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

I genuinely don't know where to begin.😕...I feel moth-eaten all over.

I have a diminutive Fab friend, up in the northern hinterland, who went 100% grey just after her teens. Whenever I see her she knocks years off me just by being in her presence. She's such a wonderful elixir and a bon vivant. She's a little scatty but I love her.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I now have two white chest hairs. A few years ago I only had a couple of white hairs in my beard so I suspect I know where this is going.

What signs of aging have you noticed on yourself recently and how do you feel about them? "

Are the moving progressively down your body?

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By *ase4122Man
18 weeks ago

Lancashire

I used to be have a fine head of brown hair, now it's like a salt and pepper shaker

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By *immy PMan
18 weeks ago

nottingham via worksop

receding hair, grey in beard. glasses for reading. aches that never used to be there.

i may as well be put down...

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Manchester


"Oh, loads.

I've begrudgingly accepted it, which is just as well as otherwise I'd be perpetually annoyed as certain "friends" (I'm giving you the stink-eye right now Meli, Nero and Willy) and my children take great delight in teasing me about it.

You're on the younger side of middle aged, dear Nell, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

And yes OP, I now have four grey hairs. It's rather devastating to me because I can't be a midlife crisis for an older man any more.

Might dye them and carry on. "

On behalf of middle-aged men everywhere, I thank you for your service.

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By *xciter7169Man
18 weeks ago

The Midlands

My neck,just looks a bit more wrinkly nowadays,not a lot i can do about it really,wear turtle neck jumpers maybe?

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
18 weeks ago

City Centre

My right knee talks to me, often. 🤔

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

I have two grey head hairs. I'm ambivalent.

Physically I'm completely falling apart and I don't like that very much.

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By *ase4122Man
18 weeks ago

Lancashire


"My right knee talks to me, often. 🤔

"

What's it say, left knees a knob??

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By *ell GwynnWoman
18 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"I genuinely don't know where to begin.😕...I feel moth-eaten all over.

I have a diminutive Fab friend, up in the northern hinterland, who went 100% grey just after her teens. Whenever I see her she knocks years off me just by being in her presence. She's such a wonderful elixir and a bon vivant. She's a little scatty but I love her."

I'm embracing this role wholeheartedly and will be wearing Nora Batty rights and a house coat next time I'm with you.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
18 weeks ago

Halifax


"I now have two white chest hairs. A few years ago I only had a couple of white hairs in my beard so I suspect I know where this is going.

What signs of aging have you noticed on yourself recently and how do you feel about them? "

I love a Silver Fox 😍

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I can see my crows feet in daylight now. They're at least still invisible in my bedroom lighting 💜

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By *weetkitten65Woman
18 weeks ago

Halifax


"My neck,just looks a bit more wrinkly nowadays,not a lot i can do about it really,wear turtle neck jumpers maybe?"

I feel your pain 😢

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By *hekaiserMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Far too many for me, and I am only 21 😂"

Oh to be 21 again....

For me,grey hair on my chest, taking longer to recover post good gym sessions

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By *weetkitten65Woman
18 weeks ago

Halifax

I am just greedy with all my ailments, why have one? When can have at least 10?..anyone want to share?..

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
18 weeks ago

the moon


"I am just greedy with all my ailments, why have one? When can have at least 10?..anyone want to share?.. "

You can have some of mine …..

pain in my groin 😉

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By *ake_or_death OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Manchester


"I now have two white chest hairs. A few years ago I only had a couple of white hairs in my beard so I suspect I know where this is going.

What signs of aging have you noticed on yourself recently and how do you feel about them?

I love a Silver Fox 😍 "

An advantage of aging is that the people around you get more silver

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I now have two white chest hairs. A few years ago I only had a couple of white hairs in my beard so I suspect I know where this is going.

What signs of aging have you noticed on yourself recently and how do you feel about them? "

Just recently started to get grey hairs - on my head, occasional pube and a couple in my eyebrow???

I know I'm.lucky to get to 50 with so few so I won't complain

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Getting fewer hours of sleep at night and napping during the day

Having to stretch before and after my workouts

Having to Google things like "Brat Summer" in order to keep in touch with modern trends

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

East Sussex

My goodness all you young 'uns and your signs of aging. I've got news, you're going to need to buckle up and turn your face to the tempest

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Getting fewer hours of sleep at night and napping during the day

Having to stretch before and after my workouts

Having to Google things like "Brat Summer" in order to keep in touch with modern trends"

Just googled 'brat summer '.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West


"My goodness all you young 'uns and your signs of aging. I've got news, you're going to need to buckle up and turn your face to the tempest "

My face started heading south with all this menopause injection lark

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By *r PantyMan
18 weeks ago

Morpeth

My hard on is no longer as good as it was and I can no longer shoot to the other side of the room.

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I genuinely don't know where to begin.😕...I feel moth-eaten all over.

I have a diminutive Fab friend, up in the northern hinterland, who went 100% grey just after her teens. Whenever I see her she knocks years off me just by being in her presence. She's such a wonderful elixir and a bon vivant. She's a little scatty but I love her.

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I'm embracing this role wholeheartedly and will be wearing Nora Batty rights and a house coat next time I'm with you. "

Listen, Carly Simon, you're so vain thinking all my musings are about you. 🧐

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West


"I genuinely don't know where to begin.😕...I feel moth-eaten all over.

I have a diminutive Fab friend, up in the northern hinterland, who went 100% grey just after her teens. Whenever I see her she knocks years off me just by being in her presence. She's such a wonderful elixir and a bon vivant. She's a little scatty but I love her.

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I'm embracing this role wholeheartedly and will be wearing Nora Batty rights and a house coat next time I'm with you.

Listen, Carly Simon, you're so vain thinking all my musings are about you. 🧐"

I see your scarf is apricot

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By *xciter7169Man
18 weeks ago

The Midlands


"Getting fewer hours of sleep at night and napping during the day

Having to stretch before and after my workouts

Having to Google things like "Brat Summer" in order to keep in touch with modern trends

Just googled 'brat summer '. "

Ive just had to google it too,still dont understand it?

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By *orthern BeardMan
18 weeks ago

Preston

My joints are sore almost every morning, grey hairs in the beard appearing. My cock still works and is rock hard so until that goes I’m fine with it

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By *eeper ThanMan
18 weeks ago

Dartford

My eye wrinkles think there called crows feet

Can piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Getting fewer hours of sleep at night and napping during the day

Having to stretch before and after my workouts

Having to Google things like "Brat Summer" in order to keep in touch with modern trends

Just googled 'brat summer '. "

Oh no... OH NO!!! 😱😂

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By *eeper ThanMan
18 weeks ago

Dartford


"Getting fewer hours of sleep at night and napping during the day

Having to stretch before and after my workouts

Having to Google things like "Brat Summer" in order to keep in touch with modern trends

Just googled 'brat summer '.

Ive just had to google it too,still dont understand it?"

So did I can’t people just be them selfs now days ?

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By *punk n gushCouple
18 weeks ago

deal

Hit 50 and it all started to fall apart

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By *viatrixWoman
18 weeks ago

Redhill

The menopausal belly 🤢🤢🤢

It brings me down so much. 😣😣😣

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By *punk n gushCouple
18 weeks ago

deal


"The menopausal belly 🤢🤢🤢

It brings me down so much. 😣😣😣"

Feel your pain there menopause has alot to answer for

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By *llaBelle1Woman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

Tripping over my boobs was a bit of a sign!

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By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

South Wales

My get up and go has got up and long gone. Everything is an effort. I’m not sure if it’s perimenopause related or what, but just feel drained all the time.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
18 weeks ago

Wherever

It didn’t really start for me until very recently with perimenopause. Besides the usual ones, like body aches, weight gain, skin sagging and brain fog, the loss of interest in sex is probably the most noticeable symptom.

It’s awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I genuinely don't know where to begin.😕...I feel moth-eaten all over.

I have a diminutive Fab friend, up in the northern hinterland, who went 100% grey just after her teens. Whenever I see her she knocks years off me just by being in her presence. She's such a wonderful elixir and a bon vivant. She's a little scatty but I love her.

I'm embracing this role wholeheartedly and will be wearing Nora Batty rights and a house coat next time I'm with you. "

Don't all Yorkshire women wear Nora Batty tights and a house coat?

I also imagine your hair in rollers!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
18 weeks ago

Essex

I have grey hair - everywhere. (That’s not shaved or waxed or dyed)

I give zero fucks

Music is all shit

My eyesight is apalling

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

My left knee playing up when it rains.

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By *issmorganWoman
18 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Having to scroll for ages to find your year of birth on anything.

Making noises when you bend down to pick anything up.

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By *r.XratedMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

I still get hard ons that wild dogs couldn't chew through

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