FabSwingers.com forum: FaF?

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

It's a classic for a reason 😎 Who do you F for an F? Tell 'em.

Not me though, chat amongst yourselves, I'm off to finish my coffee in bed ☕

LvM

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

In because I FaF.

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By *dam1971Man
9 weeks ago

Bedford

Yes, but only if you meet my exacting requirements, there’s an application form on my website and you’ll get a response in 5-7 business days.

In other news, why is it so difficult to meet people on this site, I blame everything else.

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By *enegadeMMan
9 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

What is this FaF you talk of?

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"What is this FaF you talk of? "

Unfortunately rule one won't let me tell you.

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!"

Correct. What of it?

LvM

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By *ake_or_deathMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

"It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!

Correct. What of it?

LvM"

I am too. It's warm, comfortable, and I can watch a film epics from here. Why bother moving?

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!

Correct. What of it?

LvM"

Just no.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!

Correct. What of it?

LvM

Just no. "

Yes. Get in.

LvM

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!

Correct. What of it?

LvM

Just no.

Yes. Get in.

LvM"

There is not a man alive that could make me stay in bed past 7am.

Catch you at 11pm though?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
9 weeks ago

the moon

Yh I might …

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By *enegadeMMan
9 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Damn rule one 😋

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

I might. I think he already knows. I'm quite subtle and coy though. Hmmm. Maybe FAF is the way to do it.

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By *hunky GentMan
9 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm just about to start some DIY.

but could probably manage a quick bj.

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By *acey_RedWoman
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Your wife

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Your wife"

That can certainly be arranged 😘

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I might. I think he already knows. I'm quite subtle and coy though. Hmmm. Maybe FAF is the way to do it."

Mels, fancy a throatfuck? 😇

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I'm just about to start some DIY.

but could probably manage a quick bj.

Always time do a quickie, can't have you doing it yourself now can we? 😁

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"It's nearly 11 and you're still in bed?!

Correct. What of it?

LvM

Just no.

Yes. Get in.

LvM

There is not a man alive that could make me stay in bed past 7am.

Catch you at 11pm though?"

That's way past my bedtime this week, I'm out. I'm sure another lovely chap will be happy to fill (you) in for me 🖤

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

I need an understanding lover who can avoid interfering with my left hand.

Who FaF?

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By *acey_RedWoman
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Your wife

That can certainly be arranged 😘

LvM"

😍

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By *olfandtazCouple
9 weeks ago

Bristol

The first rule of FaF club, don't talk about FaF club

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Sounds like a Faf thread. I’m in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
9 weeks ago

North West

If you've got enough coffee OP, I'll come join you and K?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

You, OP.

Today is a happy recovery day, but FaF another day?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I need an understanding lover who can avoid interfering with my left hand.

Who FaF? "

Hooe the left hand is healing and tge pain has receded (or have they prescribed some strong pain killers post op?)

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I need an understanding lover who can avoid interfering with my left hand.

Who FaF?

Hooe the left hand is healing and tge pain has receded (or have they prescribed some strong pain killers post op?)"

Sod it, not 'hooe' but 'Hope'

(I really must proof read before posting)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"I need an understanding lover who can avoid interfering with my left hand.

Who FaF?

Hooe the left hand is healing and tge pain has receded (or have they prescribed some strong pain killers post op?)"

It's actually not very painful. Just taking paracetamol

Like the surgeon found, I'm made of tough stuff!

Anyone coming to tenderly make love to me?

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

Anyone coming to tenderly make love to me?

Are you sure you're not actually high on the painkillers?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

Anyone coming to tenderly make love to me?

Are you sure you're not actually high on the painkillers?"

Not unless my NHS paracetamol is psychoactive

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"If you've got enough coffee OP, I'll come join you and K? "

Plenty of coffee, and plenty of space

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"You, OP.

Today is a happy recovery day, but FaF another day?"

I'll pencil you in 📝

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"You, OP.

Today is a happy recovery day, but FaF another day?

I'll pencil you in 📝

LvM"

I didn't have you down as a pencil LvM 💜

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Your wife"

Is it time to evict Lorenzo from the bedroom again?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"You, OP.

Today is a happy recovery day, but FaF another day?

I'll pencil you in 📝

LvM

I didn't have you down as a pencil LvM 💜"

My profile does say "whoppingly average", so that's on you 😁

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"You, OP.

Today is a happy recovery day, but FaF another day?

I'll pencil you in 📝

LvM

I didn't have you down as a pencil LvM 💜

My profile does say "whoppingly average", so that's on you 😁

LvM"

Ohhh....

It's like when I call one enormously cute.

Gotcha.

I'm sure I can work with what's there 💜

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By *rishlad88Man
9 weeks ago

Co Dublin

Faf?

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By *acey_RedWoman
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Your wife

Is it time to evict Lorenzo from the bedroom again?

Maybe 😏. Though he sneaks back in with the cats in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Your wife

Is it time to evict Lorenzo from the bedroom again?

Maybe 😏. Though he sneaks back in with the cats in the morning

Does he bring little presents too?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I'm not aware of any forumites that FaF 🤣🤣

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Your wife

Is it time to evict Lorenzo from the bedroom again?

Maybe 😏. Though he sneaks back in with the cats in the morning

Does he bring little presents too?"

Hey! My present is very average!

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"I'm not aware of any forumites that FaF 🤣🤣 "

I'd take a gentle F today but seeing as I'm home alone, it's not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I'm not aware of any forumites that FaF 🤣🤣 "

👋🤚🖐✋️

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I'm not aware of any forumites that FaF 🤣🤣 "

We could be the first bunch

FaF?

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