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"To be honest I could do with a Sunday moaning cervix. †" You will find the suggestion box by the door. Thank you 🗳️ | |||
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows. We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself." Marry her - sorted 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows. We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself. Marry her - sorted 🤷🏼♀️ " I refer you to my crush thread!! 🤦♂️ | |||
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"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂" It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding. | |||
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"I'll come in your box vicar 😎 LvM" Again. There’s a suggestion box near the door. | |||
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"Dearest Reverend it seems I've upset someone again.... not a clue what I've done and can't even ask them as they've blocked me..... am I a bad person for thinking I don't can't be bothered to care... ? " Other people’s actions are not yours to dictate.., you are forgiven for not giving a sh…. Sorry - you are forgiven for letting them have a free choice. | |||
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows. We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself. But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions? " Not yet! | |||
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows. We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself. But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions? Not yet!" Keep your pure thoughts Felix ….. you are forgiven. and comeback next week with an update, and bring a cushion for your knees. | |||
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"I woke up with impure thoughts. How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?" Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️ | |||
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"We have behaved this weekend... hopefully next will be filled with debauchery though lol " I will say prayers for you - troubled soul. 📕 | |||
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"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂 It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding. " I did say lots of "oh god" and "Jesus Christ" so that's ok yeah? | |||
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"I woke up with impure thoughts. How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction? Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️ " I am reborn. | |||
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"I woke up with impure thoughts. How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction? Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️ I am reborn. " Hallelujah 🤚 | |||
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"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂 It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding. I did say lots of "oh god" and "Jesus Christ" so that's ok yeah?" You’ve already prayed, you are forgiven. 🙏🏻 | |||
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"I confess that I am Wonko and have never sinned " we all forgive you. | |||
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