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By *oneyDukes OP   Couple
18 weeks ago

The Pleasure Dome.

It’s a Sunday service for those that are sinners amongst us this week.

Come and step into the confessional box and confess your bad doings and Rev Woody will offer his forgiveness or ask you to get on your knees… *extra forgiveness if dressed as a nun..

⛪️

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

To be honest I could do with a Sunday moaning cervix. †

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"To be honest I could do with a Sunday moaning cervix. †"

You will find the suggestion box by the door.

Thank you 🗳️

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By *nya NeesWoman
18 weeks ago

Brum

I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincoln

I'll come in your box vicar 😎

LvM

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By *elix SightedMan
18 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.

We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
18 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.

We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself."

Marry her - sorted 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
18 weeks ago

Southampton

Dearest Reverend it seems I've upset someone again.... not a clue what I've done and can't even ask them as they've blocked me..... am I a bad person for thinking I don't can't be bothered to care... ?

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By *elix SightedMan
18 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.

We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.

Marry her - sorted 🤷🏼‍♀️ "

I refer you to my crush thread!! 🤦‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂"

It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I'll come in your box vicar 😎

LvM"

Again. There’s a suggestion box near the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.

We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself."

But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Dearest Reverend it seems I've upset someone again.... not a clue what I've done and can't even ask them as they've blocked me..... am I a bad person for thinking I don't can't be bothered to care... ? "

Other people’s actions are not yours to dictate.., you are forgiven for not giving a sh…. Sorry - you are forgiven for letting them have a free choice.

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West

I woke up with impure thoughts.

How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?

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By *elix SightedMan
18 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.

We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.

But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions? "

Not yet!

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By *olfandtazCouple
18 weeks ago

Bristol

We have behaved this weekend... hopefully next will be filled with debauchery though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.

We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.

But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions?

Not yet!"

Keep your pure thoughts Felix ….. you are forgiven.

and comeback next week with an update, and bring a cushion for your knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I woke up with impure thoughts.

How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?"

Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"We have behaved this weekend... hopefully next will be filled with debauchery though lol "

I will say prayers for you - troubled soul. 📕

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I confess that I am Wonko and have never sinned

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By *nya NeesWoman
18 weeks ago

Brum


"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂

It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding. "

I did say lots of "oh god" and "Jesus Christ" so that's ok yeah?

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West


"I woke up with impure thoughts.

How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?

Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️ "

I am reborn.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I woke up with impure thoughts.

How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?

Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️

I am reborn. "

Hallelujah 🤚

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂

It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding.

I did say lots of "oh god" and "Jesus Christ" so that's ok yeah?"

You’ve already prayed, you are forgiven. 🙏🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I confess that I am Wonko and have never sinned "

we all forgive you.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Thank you for attending.

See you all next week.

⛪️ 🙏🏻

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