FabSwingers.com forum: "Passed around like meat"

By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I assume it was meant as an insult when I didn't want to fuck someone.

But.

Who the fuck passes around meat?

Isn't it one of those things that you want the least amount of handling before consuming?

Also, if someone doesn't want to fuck you, does highlighting how easy they are and yet you can't even get in their pants not make you look even worse?

I'm on a train. I can't spend the entire journey edging in the bathroom. So you get to face my pointless brain meandering loungers 💜

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By *ongAndThick123Man
19 weeks ago

Taunton

Bad meat gets passed around because nobody wants it. I think that’s the origin of the saying.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve passed kebab meat round after a night out.

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By *agneto.Man
19 weeks ago

Bham

I'll gladly pass you my meat....

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Bad meat gets passed around because nobody wants it. I think that’s the origin of the saying. "

Who accepts random meat of questionable quality to be able to pass it around?

Doesn't it just go in the bin or to the dogs?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I concur, it does make very little sense. I indeed like my meat, metaphorical or metaphysical, passed around as little as possible before consumption.

And from a rhetoric point of view (I am a classicist so I dabble), it's a terrible argument, self defeating in any way one wants to spin it.

Funny characters, that get into your inbox.

Now I fancy a pastrami, Emmenthal and horseradish sandwich. Malted brown bread, ofc.

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By *lexm87Man
19 weeks ago

Various

Well, I've lost my train of thought now.

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By *P994Man
19 weeks ago

Travelling

I thought passed around like meat just meant you had sex with loads of people? I’ve heard it used in a negative way when someone was deemed as “easy” to fuck

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

No one passes around meat, who would want to.

It's a very contradictory statement to make when you've declined someone too, some bruised ego there.

Mrs

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By *ascaIMan
19 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Now I fancy a pastrami, Emmenthal and horseradish sandwich. Malted brown bread, ofc."

To be fair I’d get my chops around that no matter how many times it was passed around 🤤

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By *oandstephCouple
19 weeks ago

Bradford

"No one passes around meat, who would want to.

It's a very contradictory statement to make when you've declined someone too, some bruised ego there.

Mrs "
fazendas would say otherwise lol

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I concur, it does make very little sense. I indeed like my meat, metaphorical or metaphysical, passed around as little as possible before consumption.

And from a rhetoric point of view (I am a classicist so I dabble), it's a terrible argument, self defeating in any way one wants to spin it.

Funny characters, that get into your inbox.

Now I fancy a pastrami, Emmenthal and horseradish sandwich. Malted brown bread, ofc."

Oh. Now that is a tempting thing to want down my throat.

It seems a day for it. I guess changing my location to Manchester for the day has opened a whole new pool of fragile male egos to bruise by simply existing in their vicinity 💜

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By *iaisonseekerMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Bad meat gets passed around because nobody wants it. I think that’s the origin of the saying.

Who accepts random meat of questionable quality to be able to pass it around?

Doesn't it just go in the bin or to the dogs?"

Random meat of questionable quality... That's not a veri anyone wants!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If someone passed me a slice of pork pie and then expected me to pass it on, they'd be in for a disappointment

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By *eardedbloke300Man
19 weeks ago

cardiff

There should be lessons in basic manners. If someone says they're not interested then you thank them for their time and walk on.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Sadly the best I could do was a cream cheese & smoked salmon bagel. I went to town on that glorious creamy hole like the Titan submersible with the Titanic. Sans the implosion, though.

But I digress. I still wonder about the "pass me the meat, will you?" No one ever said around the table kind of thing. Unless they're talking, possibly, a shared mixed grill platter? 🤔

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By *naswingdressWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought passed around like meat just meant you had sex with loads of people? I’ve heard it used in a negative way when someone was deemed as “easy” to fuck"

Yeah, I've not bothered to get too far past the maggot laden stench of misogyny in the expression.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
19 weeks ago

Essex

Oh now you’ve opened my brain.

Stupid phraseology. And there are plenty of them about. Someone riper the fruit, sweeter the nectar’d me earlier.

Thoughts of edging.

Thoughts of a delicious sandwich, which I have none of the ingredients for

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I'm desperately trying to distract myself from the edging picture. It'll take a lot of sandwiches recipes to keep my mind off of it. A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

White bread

Steamed king prawns

Extra lemony mayo

Fresh dill

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By *ir tootMan
19 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Oh is that the lore behind that one picture?

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Well, I've lost my train of thought now.

I've lost my appetite.🤮

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
19 weeks ago

Essex

"White bread

Steamed king prawns

Extra lemony mayo

Fresh dill"

Stooooppppp

You’re killing me here

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"I concur, it does make very little sense. I indeed like my meat, metaphorical or metaphysical, passed around as little as possible before consumption.

And from a rhetoric point of view (I am a classicist so I dabble), it's a terrible argument, self defeating in any way one wants to spin it.

Funny characters, that get into your inbox.

Now I fancy a pastrami, Emmenthal and horseradish sandwich. Malted brown bread, ofc.

Oh. Now that is a tempting thing to want down my throat.

It seems a day for it. I guess changing my location to Manchester for the day has opened a whole new pool of fragile male egos to bruise by simply existing in their vicinity 💜"

They are a different breed in Manchester.. I learnt early on not to base my profile there 😳😳

Perhaps they were thinking of a posh charcuterie board??

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"White bread

Steamed king prawns

Extra lemony mayo

Fresh dill

Stooooppppp

You’re killing me here"

Is this a "no means yes" or a "no means no" kind of "stop"?

In case it's the former:

Brown bread

Aged Emmenthal, thick slices

Colmans

Dill pickles

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
19 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I assume it was meant as an insult when I didn't want to fuck someone.

But.

Who the fuck passes around meat?

Isn't it one of those things that you want the least amount of handling before consuming?

Also, if someone doesn't want to fuck you, does highlighting how easy they are and yet you can't even get in their pants not make you look even worse?

I'm on a train. I can't spend the entire journey edging in the bathroom. So you get to face my pointless brain meandering loungers 💜"

Is their text littered with 'then I'm gonna' before describing some other boring act which has been plucked out of a 12 year olds head.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
19 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

But if it is sandwiches we're passing round I'm totally down for that

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By *naswingdressWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I assume it was meant as an insult when I didn't want to fuck someone.

But.

Who the fuck passes around meat?

Isn't it one of those things that you want the least amount of handling before consuming?

Also, if someone doesn't want to fuck you, does highlighting how easy they are and yet you can't even get in their pants not make you look even worse?

I'm on a train. I can't spend the entire journey edging in the bathroom. So you get to face my pointless brain meandering loungers 💜

Is their text littered with 'then I'm gonna' before describing some other boring act which has been plucked out of a 12 year olds head.

A lot of descriptions of sex, I wonder if the person has no familiarity with language, sex, or both. It's just dire.

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By *ames250122Man
19 weeks ago

Worcester

"Bad meat gets passed around because nobody wants it. I think that’s the origin of the saying.

Who accepts random meat of questionable quality to be able to pass it around?

Doesn't it just go in the bin or to the dogs?"

lol exactly, love your take on the saying OP

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By *oneyDukesCouple
19 weeks ago

The Pleasure Dome.

"I …

Who the fuck passes around meat?

Isn't it one of those things that you want the least amount of handling before consuming?

Just assume the meat you eat from my bbq has probably dropped into the floor a couple of times and you’ll be okay.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

Anyone fancy sharing my sausage? 😁

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

But no, I've never understood the people who sweet talk until they get rejected and then pull a one-eighty into douchenozzle mode with insults. Like yeah, that'll show 'em/ make 'em want to bang you now 🤨🙄

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West

"Anyone fancy sharing my sausage? 😁

LvM"

Is it cured?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Sour grapes are so common it's scary, these days. 🙄

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By *naswingdressWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But no, I've never understood the people who sweet talk until they get rejected and then pull a one-eighty into douchenozzle mode with insults. Like yeah, that'll show 'em/ make 'em want to bang you now 🤨🙄

LvM"

Hey bb u so sexy I luv u long time

Well I wouldn't touch your oozing disease ridden ass anyway! 🤬

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By *ad NannaWoman
19 weeks ago

East London

I rapidly passed some pepperoni from a pasta bake I ate last night 🚽

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Anyone fancy sharing my sausage? 😁

LvM

Is it cured?"

Yeah, the pencillin sorted it right out 😎

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Hey bb u so sexy I luv u long time

Well I wouldn't touch your oozing disease ridden ass anyway! 🤬"

Irresistible 🥵

LvM

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By *naswingdressWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hey bb u so sexy I luv u long time

Well I wouldn't touch your oozing disease ridden ass anyway! 🤬

Irresistible 🥵

LvM"

😅

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill

I was told that they wouldn’t want me anyway because I am so easy (by being here) and can’t even get a husband… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West

"Anyone fancy sharing my sausage? 😁

LvM

Is it cured?

Yeah, the pencillin sorted it right out 😎

LvM"

Phew. I'll bite then

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Ewww look how many verifications you have!

Don't hate me cause I'm popular babes 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"Ewww look how many verifications you have!

Don't hate me cause I'm popular babes 💜"

See? I make up for my lack of verifications (WIP) with my sandwich game.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"No one passes around meat, who would want to.

What about the waiting staff at those fancy shindigs that have posh little cocktail sausages on sticks and canapés made from weird ham on blinis, served from silver platters? 🤔

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Me and the lads often all chip in for a big mc. I thought everyone did it 🤔

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I imagine cavemen passed around meat at a campfire.

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Me and the lads often all chip in for a big mc. I thought everyone did it 🤔

The mr "

Do you all argue over who gets to lick what remains when everyone else has had their fill?

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By *ickawitchCouple
19 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I assume it was meant as an insult when I didn't want to fuck someone.

But.

Who the fuck passes around meat?

Isn't it one of those things that you want the least amount of handling before consuming?

Also, if someone doesn't want to fuck you, does highlighting how easy they are and yet you can't even get in their pants not make you look even worse?

I'm on a train. I can't spend the entire journey edging in the bathroom. So you get to face my pointless brain meandering loungers 💜"

Some people just can’t handle rejection… to me it shows low self esteem coupled with an immature bravado and the need to over compensate using aggression and attack to hide their fear they will never get any. Pathetic!

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