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"" I was lying when I said I had three shits today,I was just trying to impress you. I've only had one"" The boys? | |||
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"" I was lying when I said I had three shits today,I was just trying to impress you. I've only had one"" It was about doormen, can't remember the name | |||
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"Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times." Is that a Police Squad one? | |||
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"Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times. Is that a Police Squad one?" Almost! | |||
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"Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times." Aeroplane | |||
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"Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times. Aeroplane " Bingo! | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B " Fab? 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B Fab? 🤣🤣🤣" "It's good, but it's not right" B | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B Fab? 🤣🤣🤣 "It's good, but it's not right" B" So you go from Bullseye to Catchphrase. You’re so fickle, B x | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B Fab? 🤣🤣🤣 "It's good, but it's not right" B" Bullseye and catchphrase | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B Fab? 🤣🤣🤣 "It's good, but it's not right" B Bullseye and catchphrase " Exactly on target! B | |||
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"What C am I? " Blockbusters? B | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B Fab? 🤣🤣🤣 "It's good, but it's not right" B Bullseye and catchphrase Exactly on target! B" Oh you *are* fickle! Don't worry Misty, I'll look after you... 😏😇 | |||
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"What C am I? " Gold something… With Matthew Kelly? Aaargh it will come to me | |||
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""You get nothing in this game for two in a bed." B Fab? 🤣🤣🤣 "It's good, but it's not right" B Bullseye and catchphrase Exactly on target! B Oh you *are* fickle! Don't worry Misty, I'll look after you... 😏😇" I know. Totally ghosted ☹️ | |||
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"What C am I? Gold something… With Matthew Kelly? Aaargh it will come to me" Going for gold | |||
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"What C am I? Gold something… With Matthew Kelly? Aaargh it will come to me" Going for gold (Theme tune now stuck in my head) | |||
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"“I’m not superstitious, but I am stitious”" Michael Scott - The Office | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should…" That's Life? B | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should… That's Life? B" That’s what all the people say But on this occasion, they’re wrong. | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should… That's Life? B That’s what all the people say But on this occasion, they’re wrong. " Well, maybe they're wrong and I'm right? B | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should… That's Life? B That’s what all the people say But on this occasion, they’re wrong. Well, maybe they're wrong and I'm right? B" No you’re not. | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should…" Men behaving badly. | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should…" Well I saw it in men behaving badly but I bet that wasn’t the original line | |||
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"I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should… Men behaving badly." Yes! | |||
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"Who? Who? What are you a fucking owl?" Are you getting movies and TV shows confused again? Pulp Fiction? B | |||
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"Who? Who? What are you a fucking owl? Are you getting movies and TV shows confused again? Pulp Fiction? B" Oh shite, yes I am!! I’m usually the one rolling my eyes at wallies who do that 
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"To make amends: What’s a practicing homosexual? One who ain’t got it quite right yet." It’s not from the first episode of Porridge is it? There was a dialogue around homosexuality at the medical. Are you a practicing homosexual What, with these feet ! | |||
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"To make amends: What’s a practicing homosexual? One who ain’t got it quite right yet. It’s not from the first episode of Porridge is it? There was a dialogue around homosexuality at the medical. Are you a practicing homosexual What, with these feet ! " Good catch! 50 years old this year. | |||
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"To make amends: What’s a practicing homosexual? One who ain’t got it quite right yet. It’s not from the first episode of Porridge is it? There was a dialogue around homosexuality at the medical. Are you a practicing homosexual What, with these feet ! Good catch! 50 years old this year." They don’t make’m like that anymore! | |||
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"No no no no no no yes " Vicar of Dibley! | |||
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"It's never lupus " House. | |||
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""Make it so!"" Next gen! | |||
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""Make it so!"" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" " Royal family | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" Royal family " Nooo.. try again | |||
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"Only fools and horses " Know what you're thinking, but that wasn't my thought... Think of something comedic but darker humour. | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" " Red Dwarf. | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" Red Dwarf." Hehe no .. more clues? | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" Red Dwarf. Hehe no .. more clues?" I’m seeing Noel Fielding in my head | |||
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"The Ritz " I remember that. I thought I was the only person who did. 'There's nobody here but us chickens.'  | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" " This is a local thread for local people. League of Gentlemen? B | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" " League of Gentlemen, filmed very close to where we live, in fact we're local! | |||
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"I Pity the fool" A Team | |||
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"I Pity the fool A Team " Didn't he actually say that in Rocky 3? | |||
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"I Pity the fool A Team Didn't he actually say that in Rocky 3?" Oh maybe he did .. | |||
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"Let's be careful out there." I’m thinking Hill Street Blues? | |||
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"Let's be careful out there. I’m thinking Hill Street Blues? " Yes! 🚓 | |||
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""Cigarette?" (Offers one) "Yes, I know."" Police Squad! | |||
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""Cigarette?" (Offers one) "Yes, I know." Police Squad! " Epic! Well done. | |||
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"No lighty no likey" Paddy McGuinness show... but my brain won't give me the name... | |||
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"Sheeeeeeeeeeit" Airplane again? | |||
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"Sheeeeeeeeeeit Airplane again? Nope! "Bugger, ha ha | |||
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""What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"" Different Strokes? | |||
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"Sheeeeeeeeeeit Scary movie? " Nope! | |||
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""make it so!"" Star Trek, The next generation | |||
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""What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Different Strokes?" Spot on! I need to think of a harder one! | |||
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""I wish to make a complaint."" The Office 😂 | |||
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""I wish to make a complaint." The Office 😂" Nope | |||
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""I wish to make a complaint." The Office 😂" The dead parrot sketch, Monty Python. | |||
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""I wish to make a complaint." The Office 😂 Nope" Ah, thought it was the training day episode 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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""I wish to make a complaint." The Office 😂 The dead parrot sketch, Monty Python." Yarp!! | |||
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""make it so!" Star Trek, The next generation" ‘Engage’ with the point was good too | |||
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""Just one more thing..." " Colombo | |||
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""Just one more thing..." Colombo " * Columbo (fucking autocarrott) | |||
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""Just one more thing..." Colombo * Columbo (fucking autocarrott)" Damn it! I thought they would be a hard one! | |||
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"Sheeeeeeeeeeit" The actor has said it in other projects too, but hopefully this is Clay Davis in the absolute masterpiece that is The Wire. | |||
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"Sheeeeeeeeeeit The actor has said it in other projects too, but hopefully this is Clay Davis in the absolute masterpiece that is The Wire." Yes!!! 🏆 | |||
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""In a dark, dark street.."" Funny bones? | |||
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""In a dark, dark street.." Funny bones?" Yes!💀☠️ | |||
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"Pivot!" Friends | |||
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"Pivot! Friends" that was too easy | |||
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"I like your Moxie Awh I like your grandpa words " The Big Bang Theory. Penny to William Shatner. | |||
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"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." No one seems to know this one. | |||
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"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. No one seems to know this one." Mash isn’t it? | |||
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"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. No one seems to know this one. Mash isn’t it? " Would make total sense. | |||
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"Bloody hell!! No room for me on the sofa as usual. I'll have to sit on the rickety chair!!" The Young Ones | |||
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"“Listen, women are like fairground rides… fucking mental” “Please don’t have a wank over my Mum” “I’m going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat”" Inbetweeners? | |||
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"“Listen, women are like fairground rides… fucking mental” “Please don’t have a wank over my Mum” “I’m going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat” Inbetweeners? " Absolutely 😄 | |||
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"That comedian Jimmy Tarbrush….Thats Buck sir oh yes Buck Tarbrush " That’s a great line from the film version of porridge. “Lynn, get rid of her. She's a d*unk racist. I'll tolerate one, but not both.” | |||
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""Back aff, ya spooky bitch"" Still Game! | |||
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"Bloody hell!! No room for me on the sofa as usual. I'll have to sit on the rickety chair!! The Young Ones "Right on | |||
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"Surprise, motherfucker!" Dexter 🩸 | |||
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"Surprise, motherfucker! Dexter 🩸 " Yep | |||
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"Good news everyone!" Futurama the professor | |||
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"Ayyy! 👍👍 Speedy Gonzales? 😅" Nope 😆 | |||
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"Ayyy! 👍👍" Happy days | |||
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"Good news everyone! Futurama the professor " Bang on | |||
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"Ayyy! 👍👍 Happy days " Ayyy! | |||
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"Foxy stoat....on the prowl...RRRRR...I like that. Musky, musky Fox, musky sly old foxy stoat" bottom Richard Richard esquire | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! " What we do in the shadows nandor when he finds crepe paper | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! What we do in the shadows nandor when he finds crepe paper " Yes!!🧛♂️ | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! What we do in the shadows nandor when he finds crepe paper Yes!!🧛♂️ "Absolutely love what we do in the shadows | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! What we do in the shadows nandor when he finds crepe paper Yes!!🧛♂️
Absolutely love what we do in the shadows "Me too, its brilliant! | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! What we do in the shadows nandor when he finds crepe paper Yes!!🧛♂️
Absolutely love what we do in the shadows
Me too, its brilliant!"Colin, lazslow, nandor and nadja are absolutely hilarious together guillemo is just as funny too | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" Red Dwarf. Hehe no .. more clues? I’m seeing Noel Fielding in my head" Think of some dark series which has a cameo from Chubby Brown... | |||
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""Make it so!" Star Trek: Next Generation.. 🫣 why did I know that... "Hello Dave!!" Red Dwarf. Hehe no .. more clues? I’m seeing Noel Fielding in my head Think of some dark series which has a cameo from Chubby Brown..." League of gentlemen | |||
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""Elephants are bigger in person!"" Has this one stumped all of you? | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! " I missed this!  | |||
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""Elephants are bigger in person!" Has this one stumped all of you?" That is from Family Guy. | |||
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""Elephants are bigger in person!" Has this one stumped all of you?" Did David Attenborough say it in one of his nature shows?? 🤔 | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! I missed this! "I laughed so hard at creepy paper! 😂 | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! I missed this!
I laughed so hard at creepy paper! 😂"I was going to do "It's like a weak ejaculation. Err err err! Jeff  | |||
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""And if the day should come, when any man, no matter how humble, can't go out there, and soil the loins of some hot little dancer, well... I don't want to live in that America! "" House or cards | |||
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"Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy-oh! Multipack! I missed this!
I laughed so hard at creepy paper! 😂"I'm in disguise my name is Jackie Daytona a regular human bartender. | |||
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"Oh and it’s not common And it dosent happen to every guy ! I knew it !" Friends! | |||
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""You work out who you like best and then you pretend not to like anyone else."" Could it be Suits | |||
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"Tim, I'm not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else." Spaced | |||
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