FabSwingers.com forum: Smacking…

By *odgerMoore OP Man
10 weeks ago

Carlisle

Your penis in someones face… do women enjoy it? What do you get out of it? What do they get out of it? So many questions… all answers treated in the strictest confidence…then shared with others… loads of others… in fact - anyone at all!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Porn has a lot to answer for.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
10 weeks ago

chichester

"Porn has a lot to answer for."

It’s just a friendly greeting.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth

In public? No.

In private? No.

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By *reggSausageMan
10 weeks ago

derby

You will get thrown out of the library for that

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
10 weeks ago

Carlisle

"You will get thrown out of the library for that "

and Waitrose… just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

But the sound is so satisfying.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like it as a purely playful thing. When you're the sort of person who plays the What can I say to put them off their orgasm game, you've gotta be willing to take some playful ribbing back, and I'll having it that close to my mouth but not letting me take it in works for that.

As an actual turn on in it's own right? Not so much.

As an actual attempted display of dominance? Fuck right off 💜

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, it doesn't do my make up any favours and it ruined my friend's funeral

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By *ripfillMan
10 weeks ago

havant

"You will get thrown out of the library for that

and Waitrose… just saying

Well it’s Waitrose … Lidl are absolutely fine about it especially in the cold cabinet areas

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I like it as a purely playful thing. When you're the sort of person who plays the What can I say to put them off their orgasm game, you've gotta be willing to take some playful ribbing back, and I'll having it that close to my mouth but not letting me take it in works for that.

As an actual turn on in it's own right? Not so much.

As an actual attempted display of dominance? Fuck right off 💜"

This.

The thought of doing it as a specific turn on for either them or me? Hell no, it's ts just not me. Although if people enjoy it then that's 100% their prerogative and all power to them.

For shits and giggles with someone I know well, or as a brief 'tease' if they're restrained and desperate for it in their mouth? Yep, all good.

But I agree with others. Porn has a hell of a lot to answer for, and very little of it good.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂 I hate that thing bloke porn actors invariably do when directly after cumming on the actresses’ face/boobs/bum, they proceed to repeatedly ‘tap’/whack the head of their cock on them as though trying to procure the last remnants from a sauce bottle.

Curiously, they frequently accompany this action by muttering, ‘Urgh…’ and ‘Oh shit.’

The actress is of course paid to look pleased by this act and often lets out a somewhat less than sincere, ‘Mmmm’ or the like (whilst looking directly at the camera)

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

My ex husband used to think it was funny to wake me up shouting “ALARM COCK” and smacking me in the face with it…. Until I bit him 😈

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I like to snack my penis on everything. It’s why you should avoid the fruit and veg isle in Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"My ex husband used to think it was funny to wake me up shouting “ALARM COCK” and smacking me in the face with it…. Until I bit him 😈"

Nature's own alarm clock, the rooster. cock-a-doodle-do.

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By *irthandgirthMan
10 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Porn has a lot to answer for.

It’s just a friendly greeting.

It actually came 4th in the competition during covid when the country was deciding how to greet each other. Personally I can't believe the 'elbow bump' won.

Outrageous.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
10 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Porn has a lot to answer for.

It’s just a friendly greeting.

It actually came 4th in the competition during covid when the country was deciding how to greet each other. Personally I can't believe the 'elbow bump' won.

Outrageous."

The thought of Chris Whitty slapping his cock across Boris’s face before an update- we need another pandemic… Keir Starmer has a ‘cockable face’ not in an erotic way obvs!!

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"My ex husband used to think it was funny to wake me up shouting “ALARM COCK” and smacking me in the face with it…. Until I bit him 😈"

I don't blame you at all, do that once to me and its

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"My ex husband used to think it was funny to wake me up shouting “ALARM COCK” and smacking me in the face with it…. Until I bit him 😈

I don't blame you at all, do that once to me and its

Noted.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Porn has a lot to answer for.

It’s just a friendly greeting.

It actually came 4th in the competition during covid when the country was deciding how to greet each other. Personally I can't believe the 'elbow bump' won.

Outrageous.

The thought of Chris Whitty slapping his cock across Boris’s face before an update- we need another pandemic… Keir Starmer has a ‘cockable face’ not in an erotic way obvs!! "

Suddenly…I am curiously aroused…. 😛

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"You will get thrown out of the library for that

and Waitrose… just saying

I like doing it in a church…😏

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By *ellinever70Woman
10 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'd think a man was a clown if he tried this

And not a funny one

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"My ex husband used to think it was funny to wake me up shouting “ALARM COCK” and smacking me in the face with it…. Until I bit him 😈"
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

I would strongly recommend against trying it on me 🤣🤣

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By *adtaffladMan
10 weeks ago

Rhyl

"Porn has a lot to answer for."

Most definitely

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

It seems kinda pointless 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *bi HaiveMan
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"It seems kinda pointless 🤷🏻‍♀️"

If it had a point it might be a bit scratchy.

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By *orthern BeardMan
10 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Ah another thing that only happens in porn

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By *tlanshiaWoman
10 weeks ago

Chatham

Never understood that tbh...

You men are all don't hit my penis and then bam it's a wrestler !

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
10 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

If your that bad an aim when going for the ladies mouth

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