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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

Was your answer a 99?

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Was your answer a 99?"

Sadly not.

But I may get some Ben and Jerry's to tide me over until the real preference is an option 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Was your answer a 99?

Sadly not.

But I may get some Ben and Jerry's to tide me over until the real preference is an option 💜"

Do Ben and Jerry not have penii to offer?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

Still lamenting your missed Wednesday appointment? 🖤 I am currently shoving a ham and cheese sandwich down my throat before I have to run off to work.

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Still lamenting your missed Wednesday appointment? 🖤 I am currently shoving a ham and cheese sandwich down my throat before I have to run off to work.

LvM"

I am. I shall make up for it soon. But not today sadly 😢

Oh. Toasted cheese. That's something else I would like down my throat 💜

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By *r TriomanMan
19 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

My dad would threatened to ram his fist down my throat; he did try to do it many times - well I'm guessing that's why he kept punching me in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?"

A couple of wraps just now.


"Ice cream? Lies? Penis?"

None of those.


"In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?"

Sweetened condensed milk (by the spoonful)


"If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

I think that in reality you are probably sweet, demure and innocent, and the penii fixation is actually a hacker trying to besmirch your good name.

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By *odgerMooreMan
19 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Still lamenting your missed Wednesday appointment? 🖤 I am currently shoving a ham and cheese sandwich down my throat before I have to run off to work.

LvM

I am. I shall make up for it soon. But not today sadly 😢

Oh. Toasted cheese. That's something else I would like down my throat 💜"

Cheesy penis then?? Youre in luck!!

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill

Tacks de adobada and asada- 4 last night at tacos El Gordo in San Diego. 😉

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By *quarerootMan
19 weeks ago

Helston


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

Cock.. and cock please

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill


"Tacks de adobada and asada- 4 last night at tacos El Gordo in San Diego. 😉"

TACOS.

Tacks would be painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Nettles

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By *odgerMooreMan
19 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Tacks de adobada and asada- 4 last night at tacos El Gordo in San Diego. 😉

TACOS.

Tacks would be painful! "

And i thought tacks was spanish for tacos

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I think that in reality you are probably sweet, demure and innocent, and the penii fixation is actually a hacker trying to besmirch your good name. "

Sweet? Possibly.

Demure? Absolutely not.

Lacking penii fixation? My neighbours would definitely tell you otherwise 💜

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

19 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Right wing media on Twitter

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good people of the fora."
There are no good people. They're all bad. Very bad. Heinous in fact.


"In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?"
Your breasts, both at the same time. But I think you already know this. I long for the ideal world.


"If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"
Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Procecco or rum …

And if anyone would like some squirty cream…

Call me? 😏

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts. "

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
19 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had a banana in mine earlier.

Oo er missus!

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Good people of the fora. There are no good people. They're all bad. Very bad. Heinous in fact.

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily? Your breasts, both at the same time. But I think you already know this. I long for the ideal world.

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜 Pardon?"

I'm not sure they're quite big enough to get to the back of your throat without first being severed from my torso.

So cynical sweet Nëro.

Just because some people have proven themselves utterly incapable of being a good person doesn't mean everyone around here is the same level of worthless scum 💜

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...I'm not sure they're quite big enough to get to the back of your throat without first being severed from my torso.

{redacted} sweet Nëro.✅"

Prey, my gøth-frøck, there's only ¹ way to find out.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

19 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?"

Kahlua flavoured.......😇😇😈😈🍩🍩

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?

Kahlua flavoured.......😇😇😈😈🍩🍩"

Obi. You truly are a sexy bastard 💜

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By *hrek101Man
19 weeks ago

Herts

I stopped reading at ice cream 🍦

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

Lots of delicious cock darling… as it should be. In fact, I can’t wait for the weekend 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?

Kahlua flavoured.......😇😇😈😈🍩🍩

Obi. You truly are a sexy bastard 💜"

Don't do it, it's a trap! Step back really slowly, no sudden movements, and you might get out of this without being harmed!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

19 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?

Kahlua flavoured.......😇😇😈😈🍩🍩

Obi. You truly are a sexy bastard 💜

Don't do it, it's a trap! Step back really slowly, no sudden movements, and you might get out of this without being harmed! "

*starts injecting Krispy kremes with kahlua and laying a trail........

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?

Kahlua flavoured.......😇😇😈😈🍩🍩

Obi. You truly are a sexy bastard 💜

Don't do it, it's a trap! Step back really slowly, no sudden movements, and you might get out of this without being harmed!

*starts injecting Krispy kremes with kahlua and laying a trail........ "

The implication that I'd want to get out of it unharmed. Bless 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

I've told you before wonko is not edible!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West

Yesterday morning, penis.

Most recently, green tea. It wasn't RAMMED, more poured.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
19 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I had the phallic inception of 4 sausages on a sausage shaped sub roll.

Smothered in sauce obviously.

B

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

19 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Coffee, ice cream and tiramisu. All rammed down there by my good self, 100% voluntarily.

In an ideal world it would be pretty much the same.

Plus some donuts.

Hmm.

What kind of donuts?

Kahlua flavoured.......😇😇😈😈🍩🍩

Obi. You truly are a sexy bastard 💜

Don't do it, it's a trap! Step back really slowly, no sudden movements, and you might get out of this without being harmed!

*starts injecting Krispy kremes with kahlua and laying a trail........

The implication that I'd want to get out of it unharmed. Bless 💜"

😂😂😂

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By *egDaySkipperMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pierogi with sour cream!

You ram them down my throat till I start tearing up and then some!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Jasmine tea currently - a whole pot.

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By *adtaffladMan
19 weeks ago

Rhyl

Pies

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

50 mph speed limit on the m1 while they do barrier replacement.

The mr

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By *arneyWhite2014Man
19 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I’m always available for a cock down my throat especially a black, mixed, ME or Asian one …..mmmmm

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By *vaRose43Woman
19 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Some really disgusting opinions in a message just now, other than that I’ve not eaten yet today

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜"

Gin?

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By *rBobbMan
19 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜

Lots of delicious cock darling… as it should be. In fact, I can’t wait for the weekend 😈"

Only one more night to go

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By *ookie46Woman
19 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜

Lots of delicious cock darling… as it should be. In fact, I can’t wait for the weekend 😈"

Can we also have some Tequila down your throat tomorrow please

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
19 weeks ago

Always on the move

An awful cup of tea. I'm too polite to decline.. so rammed it down my own throat to get rid of it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Good people of the fora. What have you had rammed down your throat lately?

Ice cream? Lies? Penis?

In an ideal world, what would you be shoving down there voluntarily?

If anyone doesn't know my answer, they haven't been paying attention 💜

Lots of delicious cock darling… as it should be. In fact, I can’t wait for the weekend 😈

Can we also have some Tequila down your throat tomorrow please "

Of course. That will be before… and after the cock 😘

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By *parkle1974Woman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Nothing but lie after lie!

I'd rather be ramming my fist down the throat of said person lying but they aren't worth the jail time

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By *reyToTheFairies OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Nothing but lie after lie!

I'd rather be ramming my fist down the throat of said person lying but they aren't worth the jail time "

Oh, those people.

I know your pain 💜

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By *ife NinjaMan
19 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Pie. Yum

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