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By *uke Ozade OP Man
10 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

How did dinosaurs fuck? Look at them! T-Rex running around with a massive tail and you’d expect it to have a schlong like a punch bag but on every picture there’s nada. What about a brontosaurus? It’s like a block of flats on stumpy little legs. How can they fuck? And the spiky fucking stegosaurus hasn’t got a hope in hell. No wonder they’re extinct!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂 This is an entirely valid point.

I mean with those spindly little arms, Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn’t even masturbate and Immaculate conception only goes so far.

RIP dinosaurs 😜

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.

The mr

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By *igNick1381Man
10 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

"😂😂 This is an entirely valid point.

I mean with those spindly little arms, Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn’t even masturbate and Immaculate conception only goes so far.

RIP dinosaurs 😜

Girl Trex: pull my hair

Guy Trex: I'm fucking trying

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"😂😂 This is an entirely valid point.

I mean with those spindly little arms, Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn’t even masturbate and Immaculate conception only goes so far.

RIP dinosaurs 😜

Girl Trex: pull my hair

Guy Trex: I'm fucking trying"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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10 weeks ago

East Sussex

They probably had their genitals in easily accessible places.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.

The mr "

Imagine the size of the toast soldiers you'd need to dip in a dinosaur egg, not to mention the size of the egg cup!

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By *aughtyfun_121Man
10 weeks ago

Bradford

"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.

The mr "

You got me thinking with this one.

Crocodiles are egg laying ancestors of dinosaurs and they have sex so surely they had a similar arrangement. Interesting fact (or not, take your pick), the males penis is permanently hard, it just pops out when mating.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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10 weeks ago

East Sussex

My tortoise lays eggs but she still has to have sex for them to be fertile.

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They just lay on their back and thought if England.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

Boring answer but male dinos deposited dino-spaff in the cloacal opening of the females and then females laid fertilised eggs. Dinosaur reproduction seems to be pretty similar to modern birds and reptiles.

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
10 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"My tortoise lays eggs but she still has to have sex for them to be fertile."

This was my point exactly!

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By *aughtyfun_121Man
10 weeks ago

Bradford

"They just lay on their back and thought if England.

Thought of Pangea perhaps?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
10 weeks ago

North West

Apparently the biggest dinosaurs were the titanosaurs. The fucking must have had a very titanic climax

I will let myself out

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By *laytonAMan
10 weeks ago

Newport

Great post, surely the answer lies in creatures alive today. E.g. when have you seen an ostrich slong? Or a blue whale wanger? Even more closely related creatures like the gorilla have you ever seen ones dangling John Thomas? The answer must be the same where the male reproductive organ is largely internal but during sex extends to deliver the reproductive payload... I agree though if the modern elephants appendage is anything to go by a trex surely would more aptly be an abbreviation of a tripod-rex.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.

The mr

Imagine the size of the toast soldiers you'd need to dip in a dinosaur egg, not to mention the size of the egg cup!

Boil it over an active volcano for 5 mins, perfect, no snotty bits.

The mr

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.

The mr

Imagine the size of the toast soldiers you'd need to dip in a dinosaur egg, not to mention the size of the egg cup!

Do you shout out 'yabba, dabba, doo' at the same time?

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By *adtaffladMan
10 weeks ago

Rhyl

No it's the answer is 42 . But nobody knows the question

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