FabSwingers.com forum: Pineapple trend 🍍

By *igDave8 OP Man
19 weeks ago

Tonbridge

So I’ve heard about the supermarket pineapple Trent happening as a way to spot fellow swingers in the supermarket?

Does anybody locally know if this is true?? Love to give it a try if so! Share your stories!

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By *arley QuimWoman
19 weeks ago

Somewhere

Go down your local Tesco, sweep all their pineapples into your trolley. See if someone approaches you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
19 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember in the 1980’s there were those pineapple hedgehogs frequently served at dinner parties.

….clearly these were no ordinary dinner parties it would seem…. 😱

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I may give this a go, next time I go shopping.

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By *igDave8 OP Man
19 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Worth a try isn’t it! My cum will taste lovely for months. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I'm planning to go shopping tomorrow. I'll put it to the test. For science, obviously. 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Apparently it started off as a swingers code but I heard on ch5 today that regular singles and people just looking to hookup with like minded horny folk have also now started to adopt this practice!

I’m going to start ogling people’s shopping trolleys more now for sure haha

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By *igDave8 OP Man
19 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Is that not what swinging is though??

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By *igDave8 OP Man
19 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Anyone doing this today??

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By *orksRockerMan
19 weeks ago

Bradford

I always put some Pampas Grass in my trolley when going to the supermarket

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
19 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Apparently the idea was that it happened at a specific time of day, and all those with their upside down fruit loaded trolleys were supposed to mingle in the wine aisle.

Sounds a bit like an organised fab social to me...

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By *ruceyyMan
19 weeks ago

London

I think Spain are doing something aren't they? But not for swingers, just using them to showcase they are single.

I genuinely think the world should introduce some kind of single jewellery that people adopt like wedding rings if they're interested in meeting someone.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

The thing is that you’ll start getting people just turning up and hanging round the wine aisle whether they are single or not.

If it’s couples do both of you have to go together 🤷🏻‍♂️

Not sure it’ll work - just a gimmick which will be spoilt soon enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"I'm planning to go shopping tomorrow. I'll put it to the test. For science, obviously. 😇"

I've actually done it, to no effect. Didn't notice anyone else with pineapples (upright or otherwise) in their carts.

Will repeat, for statistical accuracy.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
19 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

In the interest of community spirit... take a look at my new profile picture 😎

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

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By *ir tootMan
19 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"In the interest of community spirit... take a look at my new profile picture 😎

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍"

That's actually funny

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
19 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

"In the interest of community spirit... take a look at my new profile picture 😎

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

That's actually funny"

🤣🤣🤣

Glad you think so. And you know what, no word of a lie... not planned at all. It's what I'm wearing today. Another forum member pointed me in the direction of this thread and I just had to post

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
19 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

Thinking of ordering myself a pineapple door knocker

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By *ost SockMan
19 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ve told this a few times already.

Many years ago, there was theory going around the Wales forum that tying a shopping bag to the front of your trolley was a sign you were a swinger (as well the long-established pineapple thing).

This led to much debate about it’s effectiveness. Some people claimed it worked, but the thread died a death after some time. It was mostly blokes going “FFS, I’ve been going around ASDA in Pontypandy with a shopping bag tied to my trolley for six weeks and still no-one has shagged me. This site is rubbish”.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I’ve told this a few times already.

Many years ago, there was theory going around the Wales forum that tying a shopping bag to the front of your trolley was a sign you were a swinger (as well the long-established pineapple thing).

Social interaction?

With women?

From men?

Never gonna happen 😁

LvM

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By *dam1971Man
19 weeks ago

Bedford

"Go down your local Tesco, sweep all their pineapples into your trolley. See if someone approaches you "

With what - a ham pizza in search of another topping?

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By *ost SockMan
18 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I’ve told this a few times already.

Many years ago, there was theory going around the Wales forum that tying a shopping bag to the front of your trolley was a sign you were a swinger (as well the long-established pineapple thing).

Social interaction?

With women?

From men?

Never gonna happen 😁

LvM"

Ha - you have a point

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

We're heading out to Asda at 10 o'clock. We'll be testing this theory xx

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith

"So I’ve heard about the supermarket pineapple Trent happening as a way to spot fellow swingers in the supermarket?

Does anybody locally know if this is true?? Love to give it a try if so! Share your stories!"
Its got to be upside down though .

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By *orthcoupleCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Think it's a bit of a myth with a small element of truth, not all pineapple shoppers are swingers like all people who had pampra grass in their garden years ago weren't either!!

Saying that we had a pineapple shower curtain once at a place we stayed (see picture in profile!) and couldn't resist a photo opportunity!!

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By *ripfillMan
18 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

In Lidl, I push a supermarket trolley round with a glass bowl in it in which my keys are clearly visible for all to see.

So far all I have received our strange looks. No one seems to have thrown their keys into the bowl. Am I doing something wrong?

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By *iftyshadesofbrownMan
18 weeks ago

coventry

I have small pineapple necklace that gets a few looks. I wear it to clubs too. I always imagined it was some sort of signal, but I wear it because i like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I often find tying £50 notes to my pineapple never works either ….

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By *orfolkfun777Man
18 weeks ago

Norfolk

I'm getting me a pineapple necklace, going to tesco....

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By *umalotagainMan
18 weeks ago

a town called malice

A good friend of mine decorated her new house. I popped round to drop something off to her and noticed the pineapple wall paper the pineapple lamps, I laughed to myself and then she asked if I liked it, I had to bite my tongue a little and say you do know what these pineapples are considered to be. She was straight onto google and had since completely redecorated that room, so naive, she had no clue, she just like the wall paper, she is now more educated and NO there haven’t been any “parties” at her house

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By *ellinever70Woman
18 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If I have a pineapple in my trolley it means I have a pineapple in my trolley

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
18 weeks ago

Leeds

If someone approached me in a supermarket because I was buying pineapple I'd be furious.

Vanilla & swinging are very separate.

Mrs

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By *alm_one4Man
18 weeks ago

RM16

"If I have a pineapple in my trolley it means I have a pineapple in my trolley "

All the people who are genuinely buying a pineapple as a fruit are going to be gets lot of smiles, winks and propositions 😂🤦‍♂️

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By *eneral erectionMan
18 weeks ago

Lichfield

Do tinned pineapple chunks have the same effect ??

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
18 weeks ago

Wherever

If Fab taught me anything, it’s the fact that I’m very carefully choosing the content of my trolley, patterns on my clothes and jewellery, otherwise I risk being approached in public by some random person who thinks like majority of people in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

What about the ready to eat pineapple chunks ? is it code for a quickie ?

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By *orfolkfun777Man
18 weeks ago

Norfolk

What if ya stick one in the car on the back parcel shelve, then the car behind flashes to say pull over lol

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By *ackformore100Man
18 weeks ago

Tin town

This is hilarious... Its like a Viz readers letters / top tips section.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

"So I’ve heard about the supermarket pineapple Trent happening as a way to spot fellow swingers in the supermarket?

Does anybody locally know if this is true?? Love to give it a try if so! Share your stories!"

It's in Spain. There's a specific hour to go and do that and it's not a swinger thing.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
18 weeks ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I shall try this next time I’m in my local Tesco’s. The shelf was full of pineapples too.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

If you look into my shopping trolley you'll more likely find, vaseline, cucumber and a packet of Quavers.

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