FabSwingers.com forum: Cupid’s Sweet Treat And Highway Code Themed Matchup

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 😃

Yes, it is I, Cupid and I’m here to match you all up for quality rumpy pumpy once again.

You know how I work by now?

No?

Well, science by gum! - Shared interests equate to quality sex; It’s incontrovertible it is!

So, to procure yourself some of the sex stuff, firstly simply answer the following:

Question 1:

1. Which of the following do you like best….

a) Jam Tarts

b) Cherry Bakewells

c) Eccles cake

Question 2:

What is your favourite road sign?

(Mine is the old people crossing one which I always thought to resemble an old lady performing a proctological exploration of the old chap in fronts arse….but I digress…)

Anyhoo; Right - That’s the hard bit done

Now, simply peruse everyone else’s answers.

What’s that you say? You see an exact match to your reply?

By the Gods! - It’s clearly fate! - You are destined for relations of a carnal nature with the said person….so start rubbing your bodies together in a lascivious manner post haste!

Good luck my fine people and as always, may fortune shine upon thy genitalia in this most righteous of quests 👍🏻

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By *mf123Man
10 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Jam tarts tarts are tasty i like the no u turns road sign reminds me to plow on you can always get off later

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Jam Tarts

Uneven Road surface because it looks like a pair of boobies

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By *rBobbMan
10 weeks ago

Birmingham

Jam tarts

Bus lane only - I never did pay that fine

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Jam tarts

Warning! Toads crossing

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By *mf123Man
10 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Jam tarts

Warning! Toads crossing"
i so hope thats a thing

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By *ingerTwistWoman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Always a cherry bakewell.

I like the sign where the car falls into the dock!

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

1. Cherry Bakewell

2. 🚳

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Jam Tart

No motorcycle jumping

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Cherry Bakewell

Ford.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Cherry Bakewell

No entry sign

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Always a cherry bakewell.

I like the sign where the car falls into the dock! "

That sign always used to scare me as a child 😢😢

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Jam tarts

Warning! Toads crossingi so hope thats a thing

It is!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
10 weeks ago

Halifax

Cherry bakewell..

Bend on junction ahead. A bendy willy..

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

Jam Tarts

Length limit

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m also rather partial to the road works sign….

Damn - that’s a bloody HUGE shovel the guy is holding right?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Tamworth

Cherry bakewells and the duck road sign for me.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I feel I may have to compromise on my road sign in order to get a match

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I feel I may have to compromise on my road sign in order to get a match

The hedgehog one is rather cute…. 😜

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By *asty tatsyMan
10 weeks ago

london

Jam tarts

Priority ahead

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By *illy IdolMan
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Cherry Bakewell and I like the power trip from the "Priority over oncoming vehicles" sign

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By *uicy 2020Woman
10 weeks ago

London

Eccles cakes and its got to be the uneven road sign 👀

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Loose Chippings sign is pretty awesome. Reminds me of watching an old episode of Starsky and Hutch for some reason…

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

Cherry Bakewell, and any French road sign because it probably means I'm having a driving holiday there

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

1. Eccles cake

2. In Cyprus there was a road sign on the approach to Happy Valley which showed grapes on the road followed by a slippery road sign. I always took that to mean you were allowed to drink wine going in to Happy Valley.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
10 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Jam Tart

Warning sign:- Deer 🦌

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
10 weeks ago

Wirral.

Eccles Cake (in the absence of anything chocolatey)

Hump bridge ( I like bridges & I like to hump)

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Cherry Bakewell

Slow children crossing. Blessem. Always makes me chuckle.

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By *ollmanMan
10 weeks ago

Burnley

Cherry Bakewells

Give Way sign

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.

Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.

Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫"

Cupid gives his blessing 👍🏻👍🏻 😜

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.

Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫"

Not sure about your maths Nero, I'm counting nine Cherry Bakewells 🤔

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.

Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫

Not sure about your maths Nero, I'm counting nine Cherry Bakewells 🤔"

I was thinking that too.

He’s mathematically challenged 💯

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Cherry Bakewell

Warning Sign. Dinosaurs ahead on a bridge that has a 20% steepness and may have the remains of eaten roadmen

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

Cherry Bakewell

Services …. It means I can stop for food or

My bed for the night. And ya know - services are good aren’t they 😈😈

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
10 weeks ago

Next Door

Eccles cakes

Priority to oncoming vehicles

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.

Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫

Not sure about your maths Nero, I'm counting nine Cherry Bakewells 🤔"

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Daizy, I'm only counting the quims on here. I thrive for quims. Anyway, it's five⁵ now seeing that Misty has come out of hibernation.🐈⁵.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Cherry Bakewells

Favourite sign is "falling rocks".

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By *mf123Man
10 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Jam tarts

Warning! Toads crossingi so hope thats a thing

It is!

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i must find this sign in real life

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

B and the boobs lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

"Jam tarts

Warning! Toads crossingi so hope thats a thing

It is!

i must find this sign in real life

I read that as toads crossing hop that's a thing 🤣

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