FabSwingers.com forum: sit up straight and stop chewing.. time for the morning register.

By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning all who's here and what you got planned for the day? Shout up... calling me sir is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir,

Today i shall be cleaning my car out hopefully ready to sell it, then off over my sisters for the weekend

nowt exciting, but i'm saving my energy for next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir

Only about till dinner then got work but relaxing weekend ahead xxx

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work until 5 and then out for a few beers tonight , unless there are any better offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir and working x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning!

Can I flick bits of paper at you whilst I'm on my iPhone listening to dappy

Chewing my gum !

Today I will be unpacking from our trip back to Blighty, mowing the lawn doing washing and nipping to the shops. No that much fun really .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending the day in pjs...... Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

All present and correct. Day off. Whoooop

Housework then chat probably

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm here. But a dog ate my homework.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

sorry i am late i was sharing a finger of fudge with a sixth form girl behind the bike sheds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here.... goldfish ate my homework though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not here, I am just a figment of your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All present and correct here Sir

No plans yet for Today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a late note from my mummy. Slept in..........and you can forget me calling you sir

Might clean the car later and I'm digging footings for an extension.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir,. no plans as the weather is naff. Oh my bag got stole so no homework sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog ate mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. But a dog ate my homework.

Have you brought Holiday snaps for show and tell

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm here. But a dog ate my homework.

Have you brought Holiday snaps for show and tell

The same dog created a computer virus and it ate my photos

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm quite liking being called sir

Too many excuses for the homework tho... might have to get my cane out.

Who's brought me an apple?

....and any late comers (no innuendos please) better have their excuses at the ready.

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

im here, i know im late but if you give me time i will think of an excuse

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"im here, i know im late but if you give me time i will think of an excuse

try you were behind the bike sheds sharing a finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir, im on a course in Southwark today. Someone save me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. But a dog ate my homework.

Have you brought Holiday snaps for show and tell

The same dog created a computer virus and it ate my photos

Clever Doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir having a lazy pj day as for my homework i could say dog ate it but that would be a lie I don't have one. So I will tell the truth I went to get it and found it stuck to the page of a magazine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

sorry sir, i was up in smokers corner

. going to a garden centre this afternoon

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

"im here, i know im late but if you give me time i will think of an excuse

try you were behind the bike sheds sharing a finger of fudge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning mr boxer

Morning everyone

Sorry im late,.had to go shopping for the one legged blind lady down the road.

Oi whose got the pea shooter, frigging paper pea just hit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been to the drs baked a birthday cake and 12 cup cakes i am now going to sit down and enjoy my coffee before i sort lunch and change the beds...I could get used to this being at home all day

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Sorry I'm late Sir. Slept in, was up all night tossing and turning (I wish). Actually been gardening.

Anyone need their bush trimmed?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

You two are very late.... you've not only let me down, you've let the rest of the class down but more importantly you've let yourselves down.

Go and stand in the corner!!!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

New boy in the class.

Sorry I'm late sir.

But if I wasn't late then id be early

That's my excuss and I'm sticking to it!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Getting crowded in this corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir ...soz i am late could not find my knickers u pulled them down in the staff room where u put them ... I need another detention after school

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Here sir ...soz i am late could not find my knickers u pulled them down in the staff room where u put them ... I need another detention after school "

You need to stay behind again!!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Here sir ...soz i am late could not find my knickers u pulled them down in the staff room where u put them ... I need another detention after school

You need to stay behind again!!! "

Please sir! Please Sir! can she join us in the corner, we like bad girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite liking being called sir

Too many excuses for the homework tho... might have to get my cane out.

Who's brought me an apple?

....and any late comers (no innuendos please) better have their excuses at the ready. "

Sorry Sir,

I'm so late, no homework, no apple, I'll bend over now, please cane me now.

Thank-you Sir

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.

And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.

So please can we be excused Sir?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh and if you want a verification Sir we'll be at la chambre tonight (only socially cos of my medication) and im always happy to give a friendly newbie a helping hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir

I am always late....can I go to the naughty step instead of the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.

And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.

So please can we be excused Sir?

I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh and if you want a verification Sir we'll be at la chambre tonight (only socially cos of my medication) and im always happy to give a friendly newbie a helping hand

Thanks

Someone else recommended la chambre too. Does one need to register as a member first?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.

And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.

So please can we be excused Sir?

I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??

Another one staying behind after class... I need to get myself a bigger cane.

Nearly home time and not one of you has got me an apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.

And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.

So please can we be excused Sir?

I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??

Another one staying behind after class... I need to get myself a bigger cane.

Nearly home time and not one of you has got me an apple. "

Not an apple but I have something juicy you can lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just letting you know that I am skipping class today!!!

Far better things to do behind the bike sheds

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh and if you want a verification Sir we'll be at la chambre tonight (only socially cos of my medication) and im always happy to give a friendly newbie a helping hand

Thanks

Someone else recommended la chambre too. Does one need to register as a member first? "

I think you can register at the door but double check the club site (la chambre dot biz). It is a single male friendly club and tonight (as well as Sunday) is all invited.

Time it right (9:30ish) and you might be on the same tour as Ruby Sophia and me (i don't need the tour but enjoy the heckling and opportunity to perv new men so often stalk the tours

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm quite liking being called sir

Too many excuses for the homework tho... might have to get my cane out.

Who's brought me an apple?

....and any late comers (no innuendos please) better have their excuses at the ready. "

I have brought you a Cox's Pippin. My maths homework might be a little bit error strewn as the dog has chewed ma slide rule

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'll be in on Monday sir, I'll bring a cane for my punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.

And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.

So please can we be excused Sir?

I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??

Another one staying behind after class... I need to get myself a bigger cane.

Nearly home time and not one of you has got me an apple. "

Funkys Dog ate it

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

This class is totally out of control!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*gets pet lizard out of blazer pocket*

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"*gets pet lizard out of blazer pocket* "

Squeal!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not late I am early wasn't gona come till tomorrow. Which corner is the most fun? Oh and here's yer apple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here sir ...soz i am late could not find my knickers u pulled them down in the staff room where u put them ... I need another detention after school

You need to stay behind again!!!

Please sir! Please Sir! can she join us in the corner, we like bad girls

Oh yes us bad girls like corner fun cum join us be bad with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor "

teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor

teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me

xx"
If anyone gives you any problems just snitch on them and I will deal with them.... which may include calling their parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening sir !!

Sorry but i am a night owl and don't do days

I bloody wish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor

teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me

xx If anyone gives you any problems just snitch on them and I will deal with them.... which may include calling their parents"

If am on time in the future can i please have an A* in Biology

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor

teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me

xx"

Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I may even make you the Milk Monitor "

'scuse me, I think my lizard has other ideas

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl

Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor

teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me

xx If anyone gives you any problems just snitch on them and I will deal with them.... which may include calling their parents

If am on time in the future can i please have an A* in Biology

I want you here on time on monday... no excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds

just how hard a time ?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds

just how hard a time ?

Oi.. keep away from them naughty boys.. I don't want you getting in with the wrong crowd.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds

just how hard a time ?

Having checked out your pics. A very hard time indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I supposed to be at school today?? I thought we weren't due back after the easter hols till Monday.

Homework? What homework? I obviously wasn't listening on the last day before we broke up for the hols - I can get D to give me a good slap if needs be Sir (he's pretty good at it too!)

Apple? I thought it was bananas or carrots to be given to the teacher in this class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds

just how hard a time ?

Oi.. keep away from them naughty boys.. I don't want you getting in with the wrong crowd. "

sorry sir won't happen again

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