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World Championship Pessimism

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up again good folks 😃

For a bit of fun; What are you doing (or supposed to be doing!) this moment? (other than reading this, obviously)

Now….give the absolute worst possible scenario/most pessimistic outcome in whatever it is that you’re doing.

The more ridiculous/outlandish/far fetched the better!

There’s a prize of a Werther’s Original for the most creative/over the top answers.

Ahhh…..You know, I still remember that first Werther’s Original my grandfather gave to me…

But enough of my faux nostalgia (my grandfather actually gave me some Guinness!), over to you now my fine folks 👍🏻

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

I'm sat happily in my rocking chair looking out the window. The breeze is stirring the leaves in the tall trees in the garden. Which unbeknownst to me could actually be rotten inside and about to fall. The damage to the house breaks the gas pipe to the oven leading to the whole house exploding. Bummer.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm sat happily in my rocking chair looking out the window. The breeze is stirring the leaves in the tall trees in the garden. Which unbeknownst to me could actually be rotten inside and about to fall. The damage to the house breaks the gas pipe to the oven leading to the whole house exploding. Bummer. "

😂😂😂 Such thoughts keep me awake at night - these things happen you know 😜

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By *onkoMan
10 weeks ago

here and there

I am Wonko!!

I don't need to say anymore

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am Wonko!!

I don't need to say anymore "

😂😂 A Werther’s Original is winging it’s way to you now Wonko 😜

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Right now, I have a £650 model aircraft kit in my hands that I’m working on.

The worst case scenario is that is spill a container of plastics weld liquid that’s used to fix small parts…….all over it, this dissolving the plastic, and rendering the kit ruined and heading towards the bin.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

I joined in on a " I fancy you thread" .. 🤣🤣

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By *imply DeeWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

I am ironing. I hate ironing. The worst possible scenario is the iron glides effortlessly through the fabric of the shirts, teflon infused school trousers, and other bits I have left there to iron, there’s no stubborn creases or lines, to the point I suddenly fall in love in such activity and can’t stop until I iron everything in sight.

And that would be the worst because I’m also very very tired.

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By *odgerMooreMan
10 weeks ago

Carlisle

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By *odgerMooreMan
10 weeks ago

Carlisle


"I'm sat happily in my rocking chair looking out the window. The breeze is stirring the leaves in the tall trees in the garden. Which unbeknownst to me could actually be rotten inside and about to fall. The damage to the house breaks the gas pipe to the oven leading to the whole house exploding. Bummer. "

I was shagging in this tree when ….

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
10 weeks ago

Peterborough and Bedford

I never get any prizes: so why bother?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West


"I'm sat happily in my rocking chair looking out the window. The breeze is stirring the leaves in the tall trees in the garden. Which unbeknownst to me could actually be rotten inside and about to fall. The damage to the house breaks the gas pipe to the oven leading to the whole house exploding. Bummer.

I was shagging in this tree when …. "

I thought that was a squirrel 😳

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm in the bathtub. Worst case scenario is I doze off and kick the tap on. The bathroom floods, a waterfall goes down the stairs. The bath gets knocked off the floor by the sheer power of water and the bath with wrinkly naked me in it flows down the stairs, out the front door which has accidentally been left open, and down the road. I'd only wake up after giving the neighbours a show they won't forget before having to trudge back up the road to the house with nothing but some empty crisp packets I found on the street to hide my blushes

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I talk about having my own freedom as a single guy with no kids to tie me down, but as the youngest of 4, there's a very real possibility of dying old and alone with no one around to care that I'm gone.

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