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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Alright lads🤜🤛

What was the last manly thing you did?

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By *ealitybitesMan
10 weeks ago

Belfast

Put the bins out

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By *ulie RobertsTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Watching this one…….I’d love to know what manly men get up to

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By *hekaiserMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Had a long slow wank.....

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I actually had a shave last night.

First time in ages.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

I did a mantle

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Chopped some firewood

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
10 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Waxed my bum hole

Mr

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

Derby

I'm not a man but.....

I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Chopped some firewood"

Currently winning, John

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)

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By *orningcoffee9Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester

Exist

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts

Sorted a wedgie that’s been annoying me all morning

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)"

You had my respect till you washed your hands

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By *ooster7Man
10 weeks ago

west yorks

felled 10 trees in my garden

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By *YDB75Man
10 weeks ago

East Yorkie

Dropped a fart that cleared a room

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
10 weeks ago

The Lake District

I scratched my ball sack,before i shaved

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By *aramel.desiresMan
10 weeks ago

London

Gave up my bed and Slept on the sofa

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
10 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Helped my pregnant mrs out of bed

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"felled 10 trees in my garden "

Currently leading 🤜🤛

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By *ondon-guy68Man
10 weeks ago

London

Formed an arched doorway then made and fitted a curved door lining into it.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Helped my pregnant mrs out of bed "

Those bills won't pay themselves

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By *rBobbMan
10 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *rBobbMan
10 weeks ago

Birmingham

Currently doing my Ironing and not taking it to the ironing shop

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By *aprica2Couple
10 weeks ago

Addlestone

Cam belt on the car and a big wheelie on my motorbike grrrrrr manly man man

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By *he HeadlesstorsoMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

The lunch dishes

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By *cnugatugMan
10 weeks ago

Chatham

Made a cuppa see my manlyness

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Formed an arched doorway then made and fitted a curved door lining into it. "

Good work

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"The lunch dishes"

Get out!🤣

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By *ucka39Man
10 weeks ago

Newcastle

Did some shopping

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By *erfHerder74Man
10 weeks ago

Greenock

Installed drain covers

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By *aturebarneyMan
10 weeks ago

Sale

Changed the bed and did the washing.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Had a lovely morning with my teddy friends at my 5 year old daughter’s tea party, I even wore a unicorn hat 🧐.

The mr

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By *obilebottomMan
10 weeks ago

All over

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By *ondonlad_88Man
10 weeks ago

.

Hid from my crazy 70 Yr old neighbour after knocking a flower pot over... crazy old lady

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By *echanic man100Man
10 weeks ago

Hertford

Replaced a set of injectors on a Cummins euro 6 engine this morning

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham

Sprayed myself with Old Spice.

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By *harkman300Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester

Sharpened a stick with a pen knife for no reason at all

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Replaced a set of injectors on a Cummins euro 6 engine this morning "

Did she fire up 1st time?

I'm no good with cars so apologies if that makes no sense

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sharpened a stick with a pen knife for no reason at all"

It's in your manly DNA

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Currently doing my Ironing and not taking it to the ironing shop "

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Reversed 60 ft truck down a side road tighter than a mosquito’s asshole

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)"

Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Alright lads🤜🤛

What was the last manly thing you did?"

Brought all the shopping in with one trip.

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Did a pee standing up!

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Damn! Someone beat me to that! 🤦🏽‍♂️

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By *ongAndThick123Man
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Watched a YouTube video, then explained the topic to someone like I was an expert

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Reversed 60 ft truck down a side road tighter than a mosquito’s asshole "

Well this explains Lou's broken fence panel

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By *aramel.desiresMan
10 weeks ago

London


"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)

Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? "

Milk action first (squeeze down the shaft), shake and wipe.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
10 weeks ago

London


"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)

Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? "

Milk action first (squeeze down the shaft), shake and wipe.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
10 weeks ago

Bromley

Did my domestic God duties, rock n roll ironing and washing up whilst listening to Motörhead

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Lifted weights and grunted but I evened it out by plucking my wife’s eyebrows before work this morning.

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass? "

I just spilt a bit of my builders tea on the work tops. Did I get a cloth? No, I wiped it clean with my bare hands

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Alright lads🤜🤛

What was the last manly thing you did?"

Got rid of a spider, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I fixed my car.

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By *ulie RobertsTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Southampton


"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃"

What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count?

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass?

I just spilt a bit of my builders tea on the work tops. Did I get a cloth? No, I wiped it clean with my bare hands"

That'll teach you to spank your own ass while drinking tea. It's a mugs game

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.

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By *hropshirestarMan
10 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

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By *lowhands7Man
10 weeks ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

Opened my bonnet with the engine running, got oil/dirt over my hands and arms while pretending I knew what I was looking at

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Burley

Replaced the brake pads in my tractor and took it for a spin round the garden

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
10 weeks ago

Naughty Lane


"Waxed my bum hole

Mr "

impressive

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By *lowhands7Man
10 weeks ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent


"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide."

That's actually mildly erotic lol

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
10 weeks ago

Bromley


"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide."

Sounds like you could do with some of my special cream on that scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Plastered my bedroom wall IYKWIM 😉

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By *irthandgirthMan
10 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've just fitted a spare wheel for a lady who got a puncture on a country lane.

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Lifted weights and grunted but I evened it out by plucking my wife’s eyebrows before work this morning."

More importantly, did you throw the weights down once you were finished?

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By *anexx returnsMan
10 weeks ago

skipton

Open a bottle top !

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By *anexx returnsMan
10 weeks ago

skipton

Left the loo seat up too !!!!!

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By *ark RumMan
10 weeks ago

Bucks

Changed a light bulb

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By *cnugatugMan
10 weeks ago

Chatham

Also saved a baby hedghog from the middle of the main road manly style

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide."

Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010

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By *irthandgirthMan
10 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Not the last thing, but in the last 2 weeks I fixed a bicycle for my neighbours daughter. I also stripped, cleaned, fixed and reassembled my cooker extractor hood. I sharpened my knives too (using stones and strops)

I also shave with an old style straight razor every day.

Do I still need more man points?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.

Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010"

So nit-picky, Willy

If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards.

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By *rPunxMan
10 weeks ago

Hull

Built large industrial heating systems.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.

Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010

So nit-picky, Willy

If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards. "

Sanding is SUCH a girly thing to do. A real man enjoys the splinters in his bum when he sits down

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.

Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010

So nit-picky, Willy

If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards.

Sanding is SUCH a girly thing to do. A real man enjoys the splinters in his bum when he sits down "

Hence my scratching 💪💪💪

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
10 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

Mmm, define manly?

- Got 1 son out of bed and dressed.

- Fed 1 son

- Took the another to the hair dressers.

- Educated him on nano particle usage in biologics, then went of piste, talked about biologics and screening applications. He loves software talk.

- Making something to eat shortly, he’s helping

- today I’ve been running a multi million dollar business unit

- meeting some coffin dodgers at a committee meeting

- telling my son that he’s normal and that it’s okay to ginger! As life limiting as it might be.

What is the definition of manly. For me role modelling to my sons and others how to be competent, capable, compassionate, courageous human being in today’s world. (Plus a few other things I cannot discuss here)

🍺👀🍺

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10 weeks ago

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10 weeks ago

Washed some windows on a fifteen storey building with my top off and using a a squeegee. Only to pause to drink from a can of Coca Cola.

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By *cnugatugMan
10 weeks ago

Chatham

I hand forged a sword today aswell

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By *uicy 2020Woman
10 weeks ago

London


"Had a lovely morning with my teddy friends at my 5 year old daughter’s tea party, I even wore a unicorn hat 🧐.

The mr "

Now this is 🔥🔥🔥

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincoln

Out.

LvM

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Out.

LvM"

Awww come on Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I groaned when I sat down, the groaned as I got up.

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Totally beat up a tiger for no reason.

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By *Silver-Man
10 weeks ago

Mold

Had 3 weetabix for breakfast

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃

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What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count?"

Everything counts in large amounts. 🎶

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Made my dinner

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By *orny4moreCouple
10 weeks ago

West lancs

Went fishing on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Suppressed my inner rage and pain to make sure that it explodes out in the form of a heart attack in 50 years time 👍

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By *amsevenMan
10 weeks ago

cork

Built a house

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts

I taught a tiger self defence after it got beaten up 💪👊🥋

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger.

👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Used a drill an hour ago

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts


"I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger.

👍🏻"

That gerbil’s going down I tell ya

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger.

👍🏻"

Lemme attim!!

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands


"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!"

Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔

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10 weeks ago


"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!

Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔"

Jordan. 😳😬

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By *hedark_knightMan
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

was craving a snack, so I had some ice cubes out the freezer

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By *ipsforlipsMan
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm not a man but.....

I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁"

Didn't use a drill, and fixed a fence

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!

Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔"

Was Jordan. Still Jordan 😂😂

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts

Sorry I missed some posts had Chuck Norris on the phone asking for advice on being more Chuck Norris

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands


"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!

Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔

Was Jordan. Still Jordan 😂😂"

It was his brother Jon for me back in the day 😍

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I just pulled some pork.

B

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By *cnugatugMan
10 weeks ago

Chatham


"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!"
god damn it now im dancing to nkotb damn you

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Slapped a fire breathing dragon for accumulating a number of daughters belonging to royalty hostage. He saw the error of his ways.

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By *ackformore100Man
10 weeks ago

Tin town


"Alright lads🤜🤛

What was the last manly thing you did?"

Left the toilet seat up

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! god damn it now im dancing to nkotb damn you "

“Bring Back The Time”. Don’t just dance to NKTOB… you can dance to En Vogue, Rick Astley and Salt n’ Peppa! 😂😂😂

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
10 weeks ago

Cumbria

Moisturising.

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

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So much fap material, thank you Willy.

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By *ackformore100Man
10 weeks ago

Tin town


"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃

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What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count?

Everything counts in large amounts. 🎶"

It's a competitive world

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By *ackformore100Man
10 weeks ago

Tin town


"Did my domestic God duties, rock n roll ironing and washing up whilst listening to Motörhead "

That's overkill

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By *agic.MMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington

Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands


"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building "

That is so manly 😋🤤😍

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10 weeks ago


"Sorry I missed some posts had Chuck Norris on the phone asking for advice on being more Chuck Norris"

Sorry I didn’t read this sooner. I was loading the wood my Gerbil has chopped for my open fire.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"Built a house "

What, a whole one in a day?! Kudos!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts

Arnie used to say I’ll be back in a bit and I made him use less words. Brevity is manliness.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The last manly thing I did was a guy in a sex club

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"The last manly thing I did was a guy in a sex club "

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By *rHotNottsMan
10 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now "

I'm not saying you're not manly but wouldn't it have been better to sharpen it first? It might have saved you a couple of days

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By *emboy AlexMan
10 weeks ago

Chadderton, Manchester

Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do.

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By *luesindminorMan
10 weeks ago

Birmingham

Showed my son how to fire a rifle from the prone position …. Was not expecting that when I got up this morning (admittedly it was a soft air on a 10m range).

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do."

Love that!!!!

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
10 weeks ago

chichester


"Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do."

Based

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By *agic.MMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington


"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building

That is so manly 😋🤤😍"

And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
10 weeks ago

Wales

Ooh I like manly men

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By *lueLotusWoman
10 weeks ago

the wilderness

Yep, swooning over all the Gaston's over here

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By *ou only live onceMan
10 weeks ago

London

I played football AND then had a pint of Guinness. Manly overload.

I'm just lads, lads, lads.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands


"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building

That is so manly 😋🤤😍

And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 "

Stop it!! 🥵

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
10 weeks ago

Hampshire

I freed up my seised stopcock.

Not the most manly, but a relief.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm going to hire a scaffold tower tomorrow and erect it myself and change the facia and guttering

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Woodstock

I was a very manly man until about five years ago when I became Lucy.

Before that very masculine, military, active, etc. all my life.

Now trying to get rid of my manly bits and loving girly things and much happier!

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

Not one of you said pissed on the toilet seat and didn't lift it up.

Disappointed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?

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By *eeper ThanMan
10 weeks ago

Dartford

Took the bins out … bosh 💪🏻

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By *agic.MMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington


"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building

That is so manly 😋🤤😍

And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓

Stop it!! 🥵"

And in between all of that I also managed to squeeze in uploading a video on fab where I recreate the BYE BYE BYE choreography from Deadpool and Wolverine...because there's nothing manlier on this planet than 90s boy bands dancing...and that's FACTS

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?"

That's a given really.

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
10 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?"

Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands


"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building

That is so manly 😋🤤😍

And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓

Stop it!! 🥵

And in between all of that I also managed to squeeze in uploading a video on fab where I recreate the BYE BYE BYE choreography from Deadpool and Wolverine...because there's nothing manlier on this planet than 90s boy bands dancing...and that's FACTS"

I need a lie down after a cold shower!😍

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
10 weeks ago

Norwich

I fixed a puncture on my son’s bike.

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London


"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?

Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?"

Do you moan when it goes in?

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By *agnar73Man
10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

My day to day is looking after my sons. I did have a wobble thinking doing what I do wasn’t manly, but comes down to it I’m a man doing it and that’s it.

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
10 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?

Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?

Do you moan when it goes in?"

Yes, but usually because my fingers aren't wide enough.

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By *uckingFutzMan
10 weeks ago

Plymouth


"I fixed a puncture on my son’s bike."

I gave a puncture to your son's bike and ran away laughing!! Mwah ha ha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central


"Washed some windows on a fifteen storey building with my top off and using a a squeegee. Only to pause to drink from a can of Coca Cola.

"

You should have taken pics and uploaded them

I'm seriously impressed with the level of manliness the Fab man have demonstrated in this thread. What more could a woman want?

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By *host63Man
10 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Shot people Sunday

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London


"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?

Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?

Do you moan when it goes in?

Yes, but usually because my fingers aren't wide enough."

You could use more than one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

I need a manly man to come to my bedroom.

And get rid of the spider on my wall.

There's a blow job in it for you.

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By *ld fashioned connectionMan
10 weeks ago

Rugby

Had my snapped wrist screwed together without a general anaesthetic. Wide awake when the drill kicked in.

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By *izandpaulCouple
10 weeks ago

merseyside

Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid.

I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance.

I think its very manly to be so thoughtful.

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By *ingleguy50Man
10 weeks ago

birmingham

I got lost while out driving and refused to ask for directions.

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By *929Man
10 weeks ago

newcastle


"Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid.

I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance.

I think its very manly to be so thoughtful. "

Hahaha that was great is she laying them as well?

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By *izandpaulCouple
10 weeks ago

merseyside


"Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid.

I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance.

I think its very manly to be so thoughtful.

Hahaha that was great is she laying them as well? "

She's even used YouTube to find correct mix of sand and cement.

She said its addictive doing stuff like this.

Small area, 24 flags but looking great, finish this weekend.

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By *8on33Man
10 weeks ago

winfrith

I chewed some beef jerky and wrestled an alligator.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands


"My day to day is looking after my sons. I did have a wobble thinking doing what I do wasn’t manly, but comes down to it I’m a man doing it and that’s it."

Absolutely, Ragnar

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By *rispyDuckMan
10 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Told a milf I was flirting with ‘I’m gonna face fuck you, till your eyes run & ruin your makeup 💄’

She said “what”, told her it’s “what sir, and you’re gonna take it with enthusiasm & love it!” 😈

she replied with “yes sir”

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)"

It’s not manly if you wash your hands

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By *n the cloudsMan
10 weeks ago

warlingham

Climbed up my 110 meter crane this morning and off to rugby training tonight.

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By *ryingitout19Man
10 weeks ago

Wales

I put up a shelf. Does that count?

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By *n the cloudsMan
10 weeks ago

warlingham


"I put up a shelf. Does that count? "

Is it still up ? Haha

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By *ryingitout19Man
10 weeks ago

Wales

Just about

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By *n the cloudsMan
10 weeks ago

warlingham


"Just about "

Haha job well done then mate

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By *rHotNottsMan
10 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now

I'm not saying you're not manly but wouldn't it have been better to sharpen it first? It might have saved you a couple of days "

Look I’m learning okay

Well now , day 5 , I am now approaching ‘professional’ - every time I fill it will Petrol I sharpen the teeth a little , flatten the rakers and top up the bar oil. What did we do before U-Tube eh ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Have weekly FFM’s 👀

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
10 weeks ago

chichester

I chopped up wood logs for 4 hours like a viking chad for my dad . even my neighbour said you would make a good strong man if you was one . he hasn't realised I am a trans yet

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By *2000ManMan
10 weeks ago

Worthing

Built a pc.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I'm not a man but.....

I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁"

Stop taking our jobs away. Next you will be wanting equal pay!

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"felled 10 trees in my garden "

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I like to press wild flowers...

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Climbed up my 110 meter crane this morning and off to rugby training tonight.

"

How do you play rugby in a crane?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I need a manly man to come to my bedroom.

And get rid of the spider on my wall.

There's a blow job in it for you.

"

Your spider gives blow jobs!

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
10 weeks ago

Norwichish

Unscrewed a bottle for M.

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