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"Chopped some firewood" Currently winning, John | |||
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)" You had my respect till you washed your hands | |||
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"felled 10 trees in my garden " Currently leading 🤜🤛 | |||
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"Helped my pregnant mrs out of bed " Those bills won't pay themselves | |||
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"Formed an arched doorway then made and fitted a curved door lining into it. " Good work | |||
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"The lunch dishes" Get out!🤣 | |||
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"Replaced a set of injectors on a Cummins euro 6 engine this morning " Did she fire up 1st time? I'm no good with cars so apologies if that makes no sense | |||
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"Sharpened a stick with a pen knife for no reason at all" It's in your manly DNA | |||
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"Currently doing my Ironing and not taking it to the ironing shop " 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)" Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? | |||
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"Alright lads🤜🤛 What was the last manly thing you did?" Brought all the shopping in with one trip. | |||
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"Reversed 60 ft truck down a side road tighter than a mosquito’s asshole " Well this explains Lou's broken fence panel | |||
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands) Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? " Milk action first (squeeze down the shaft), shake and wipe. | |||
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands) Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? " Milk action first (squeeze down the shaft), shake and wipe. | |||
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"How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass? " I just spilt a bit of my builders tea on the work tops. Did I get a cloth? No, I wiped it clean with my bare hands | |||
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"Alright lads🤜🤛 What was the last manly thing you did?" Got rid of a spider, obviously | |||
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"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃" What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count? | |||
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"How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass? I just spilt a bit of my builders tea on the work tops. Did I get a cloth? No, I wiped it clean with my bare hands" That'll teach you to spank your own ass while drinking tea. It's a mugs game | |||
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"Waxed my bum hole Mr " impressive | |||
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide." That's actually mildly erotic lol | |||
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide." Sounds like you could do with some of my special cream on that scratch | |||
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"Lifted weights and grunted but I evened it out by plucking my wife’s eyebrows before work this morning." More importantly, did you throw the weights down once you were finished? | |||
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide." Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010 | |||
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide. Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010" So nit-picky, Willy If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards. | |||
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide. Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010 So nit-picky, Willy If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards. " Sanding is SUCH a girly thing to do. A real man enjoys the splinters in his bum when he sits down | |||
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide. Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010 So nit-picky, Willy If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards. Sanding is SUCH a girly thing to do. A real man enjoys the splinters in his bum when he sits down " Hence my scratching 💪💪💪 | |||
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"Had a lovely morning with my teddy friends at my 5 year old daughter’s tea party, I even wore a unicorn hat 🧐. The mr " Now this is 🔥🔥🔥 | |||
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"Out. LvM" Awww come on Wonko | |||
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"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃 · What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count?" • Everything counts in large amounts. 🎶 | |||
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"I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger. 👍🏻" That gerbil’s going down I tell ya | |||
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"I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger. 👍🏻" Lemme attim!! | |||
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!" Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔 | |||
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔" Jordan. 😳😬 | |||
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"I'm not a man but..... I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁" Didn't use a drill, and fixed a fence | |||
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔" Was Jordan. Still Jordan 😂😂 | |||
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔 Was Jordan. Still Jordan 😂😂" It was his brother Jon for me back in the day 😍 | |||
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!" god damn it now im dancing to nkotb damn you | |||
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"Alright lads🤜🤛 What was the last manly thing you did?" Left the toilet seat up | |||
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! god damn it now im dancing to nkotb damn you " “Bring Back The Time”. Don’t just dance to NKTOB… you can dance to En Vogue, Rick Astley and Salt n’ Peppa! 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃 · What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count? • Everything counts in large amounts. 🎶" It's a competitive world | |||
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"Did my domestic God duties, rock n roll ironing and washing up whilst listening to Motörhead " That's overkill | |||
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"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building " That is so manly 😋🤤😍 | |||
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"Sorry I missed some posts had Chuck Norris on the phone asking for advice on being more Chuck Norris" Sorry I didn’t read this sooner. I was loading the wood my Gerbil has chopped for my open fire. | |||
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"Built a house " What, a whole one in a day?! Kudos! | |||
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"The last manly thing I did was a guy in a sex club " | |||
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"Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now " I'm not saying you're not manly but wouldn't it have been better to sharpen it first? It might have saved you a couple of days | |||
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"Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do." Love that!!!! | |||
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"Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do." Based | |||
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"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building That is so manly 😋🤤😍" And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 | |||
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"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building That is so manly 😋🤤😍 And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 " Stop it!! 🥵 | |||
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"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building That is so manly 😋🤤😍 And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 Stop it!! 🥵" And in between all of that I also managed to squeeze in uploading a video on fab where I recreate the BYE BYE BYE choreography from Deadpool and Wolverine...because there's nothing manlier on this planet than 90s boy bands dancing...and that's FACTS | |||
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?" That's a given really. | |||
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?" Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit? | |||
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"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building That is so manly 😋🤤😍 And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 Stop it!! 🥵 And in between all of that I also managed to squeeze in uploading a video on fab where I recreate the BYE BYE BYE choreography from Deadpool and Wolverine...because there's nothing manlier on this planet than 90s boy bands dancing...and that's FACTS" I need a lie down after a cold shower!😍 | |||
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers? Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?" Do you moan when it goes in? | |||
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers? Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit? Do you moan when it goes in?" Yes, but usually because my fingers aren't wide enough. | |||
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"I fixed a puncture on my son’s bike." I gave a puncture to your son's bike and ran away laughing!! Mwah ha ha | |||
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"Washed some windows on a fifteen storey building with my top off and using a a squeegee. Only to pause to drink from a can of Coca Cola. " You should have taken pics and uploaded them I'm seriously impressed with the level of manliness the Fab man have demonstrated in this thread. What more could a woman want? | |||
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers? Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit? Do you moan when it goes in? Yes, but usually because my fingers aren't wide enough." You could use more than one. | |||
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"Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid. I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance. I think its very manly to be so thoughtful. " Hahaha that was great is she laying them as well? | |||
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"Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid. I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance. I think its very manly to be so thoughtful. Hahaha that was great is she laying them as well? " She's even used YouTube to find correct mix of sand and cement. She said its addictive doing stuff like this. Small area, 24 flags but looking great, finish this weekend. | |||
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"My day to day is looking after my sons. I did have a wobble thinking doing what I do wasn’t manly, but comes down to it I’m a man doing it and that’s it." Absolutely, Ragnar | |||
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)" It’s not manly if you wash your hands | |||
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"I put up a shelf. Does that count? " Is it still up ? Haha | |||
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"Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now I'm not saying you're not manly but wouldn't it have been better to sharpen it first? It might have saved you a couple of days " Look I’m learning okay Well now , day 5 , I am now approaching ‘professional’ - every time I fill it will Petrol I sharpen the teeth a little , flatten the rakers and top up the bar oil. What did we do before U-Tube eh ? | |||
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"I'm not a man but..... I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁" Stop taking our jobs away. Next you will be wanting equal pay! | |||
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"felled 10 trees in my garden " I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers... | |||
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"Climbed up my 110 meter crane this morning and off to rugby training tonight. " How do you play rugby in a crane? | |||
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"I need a manly man to come to my bedroom. And get rid of the spider on my wall. There's a blow job in it for you. " Your spider gives blow jobs! | |||
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