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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along. " Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…. | |||
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along. Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…." 172 by my calculation | |||
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along. Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…. 172 by my calculation " Can it you - it’s Sunday night and I’m tired!! 😉😘 | |||
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along. " Surely 'slackness' would refer to width not length? | |||
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"5 inches of cock is absolutely fine by me. However the 70 inches of absolute cock is not. "  | |||
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"5 inches of cock is absolutely fine by me. However the 70 inches of absolute cock is not. " Murder she wrote strikes again! 😆 | |||
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"5 inches of cock is absolutely fine by me. However the 70 inches of absolute cock is not. Murder she wrote strikes again! 😆" Angry Angie was ‘ere | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM" not sure you 2 understand irony | |||
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"5 inches of cock is absolutely fine by me. However the 70 inches of absolute cock is not. Murder she wrote strikes again! 😆 Angry Angie was ‘ere" 😂 | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony " Maybe I’m the one who has it wrong but I thought it was just a joke 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony " Which part is supposed to be ironic? | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Which part is supposed to be ironic? "All of it… | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Maybe I’m the one who has it wrong but I thought it was just a joke 🤷♂️" Correct Dimples. You have an above average IQ, congrats. | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Maybe I’m the one who has it wrong but I thought it was just a joke 🤷♂️ Correct Dimples. You have an above average IQ, congrats. " First time for everything  | |||
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"5 inches of cock is absolutely fine by me. However the 70 inches of absolute cock is not. " | |||
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"Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form "Definitely needed here 🤣 | |||
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along. " That's me out, mines like a barrel  | |||
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"5 inches of cock is absolutely fine by me. However the 70 inches of absolute cock is not." 👏🏼 | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony " Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.  | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google. "There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP "Size King An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces. *Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices" That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard OP if I was you I'd own it and move on | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on "It also states a Size King will advertise his endowment to bait potential Size Queens.. There's no evidence. Case adjourned | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on "Hilarious how serious people take themselves on this site, off all sites , deary me. Relax ,this is fab swingers .com and your called deplorable ice cream, it’s no biggy 😂 | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on
Hilarious how serious people take themselves on this site, off all sites , deary me. Relax ,this is fab swingers .com and your called deplorable ice cream, it’s no biggy 😂"That's enough Internet for me tonight...my head hurts..  | |||
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔 LvM not sure you 2 understand irony Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on
Hilarious how serious people take themselves on this site, off all sites , deary me. Relax ,this is fab swingers .com and your called deplorable ice cream, it’s no biggy 😂"It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. | |||
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Enough to cause an echo……………..echo…………..echo."Like a bowling ball thrown down an alley... Please fill my cavernous cavity | |||
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along. Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…." Natter is an understatement  | |||
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