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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?. They are so small,you need at least 3.... Do people really have such small bums? And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂" Yes but I don’t wipe, just stuff it up there and soaks everything up nicely. Comes out with the following day’s plop. | |||
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows: 1st, locate the middle point of the sheet 2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand. 3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area. 4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger. This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate. "*Post sponsored by Dettol Finger Scrub* | |||
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows: 1st, locate the middle point of the sheet 2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand. 3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area. 4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger. This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.
*Post sponsored by Dettol Finger Scrub*"I should have added that this is also a highly effective method to use if you are wishing to cure yourself of nail biting habits  | |||
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows: 1st, locate the middle point of the sheet 2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand. 3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area. 4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger. This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate. "I scrolled that one back to the top to see if it was posted by he who I would have expected that from.. .. but it wasn't! | |||
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows: 1st, locate the middle point of the sheet 2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand. 3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area. 4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger. This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate. "You forgot folding the sheet in four and tearing off the corner at the join. This makes the hole in the middle.The corner of the bit you tore out can then be used to clean under the nail of the soiled finger. | |||
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows: 1st, locate the middle point of the sheet 2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand. 3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area. 4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger. This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.
You forgot folding the sheet in four and tearing off the corner at the join. This makes the hole in the middle.The corner of the bit you tore out can then be used to clean under the nail of the soiled finger."Aah, yes, schoolboy error on my part. | |||
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows: 1st, locate the middle point of the sheet 2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand. 3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area. 4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger. This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.
You forgot folding the sheet in four and tearing off the corner at the join. This makes the hole in the middle.The corner of the bit you tore out can then be used to clean under the nail of the soiled finger.
Aah, yes, schoolboy error on my part. "Sounds more like an origami lesson  | |||
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?. They are so small,you need at least 3.... Do people really have such small bums? And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂" Surely you mean one roll! | |||
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"I remember at school the toilet roll was like tracing paper. Then that awful pink one that never flushed " It was called Izal, and was absolutely awful. Might aswell of used your hand or the bog brush instead | |||
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?. They are so small,you need at least 3.... Do people really have such small bums? And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂" I do, after a pee when wiping clean. The other end needs a lot more | |||
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?. They are so small,you need at least 3.... Do people really have such small bums? And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂 Yes but I don’t wipe, just stuff it up there and soaks everything up nicely. Comes out with the following day’s plop." This made me spit my tea 🍵 out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I wipe until I'm clean. However much that takes "And the poor Andrex puppy 🐶 got the blame for it toilet roll running out...  | |||
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"Baby wipes only …. 🚽" But you can't flush them down the toilet as they causes blockages in the sewers.  | |||
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"Baby wipes only …. 🚽 But you can't flush them down the toilet as they causes blockages in the sewers. "Correct ! Plus microplastics …. Beware of done brands Please ensure biodegradable plus ok gif the environment ! | |||
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?. They are so small,you need at least 3.... Do people really have such small bums? And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂" 3 ply is your friend | |||
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 I use 4 at a time. We have 3 adult kids living at home and get through 24 rolls a week!! Haha | |||
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"Baby wipes only …. 🚽 But you can't flush them down the toilet as they causes blockages in the sewers. "Biodegradable ones …..  | |||
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"Baby wipes only …. 🚽 But you can't flush them down the toilet as they causes blockages in the sewers.
Biodegradable ones …..
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?. They are so small,you need at least 3.... Do people really have such small bums? And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂 3 ply is your friend " So one sheet of them is enough?. | |||
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"Why is it work toilet paper is the worst. Does anyone bring their own for these instances!? " It’s a conspiracy. They’re all in on it to stop you shitting on company time. | |||
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"Why is it work toilet paper is the worst. Does anyone bring their own for these instances!? It’s a conspiracy. They’re all in on it to stop you shitting on company time." Haha! I think you've cracked it! Sneaky sneaky sneaky! | |||
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"That wouldn't be great after a gallon of Porter(Guinness) you'll nearly need the whole roll of bog roll" As a pragmatist, I think I would only have to make a dietary mistake like that once in my life! | |||
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