FabSwingers.com forum: If oasis were playing..

By *alcon77 OP Man
10 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

In your back garden..

Would you open the curtains ?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
10 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

"In your back garden..

Would you open the curtains ?"

No I would be away on holiday from the money I'd made on the ticket sales

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd turn the sprinkles on then let the dog's out.

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By *ellinever70Woman
10 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Of course

And I'd channel my inner rock chic and join in

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Sure, I don't wanna pour all that boiling oil onto my curtains, do I?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincoln

The police are getting a trespassing call 😅

LvM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

What are they playing? Hide and seek? Tig?

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m going out in the garden and relishing the private gig I’m getting.

Awesome.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"In your back garden..

Would you open the curtains ?"

Nope…

Ps. I’m pretty sure I cracked this line yesterday 🤣🤣

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By *mmaleiaWoman
10 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

"I'd turn the sprinkles on then let the dog's out."

Me too, and I don’t even have any dogs

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By *a LunaWoman
10 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t spread my curtains for just anyone!

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By *cnugatugMan
10 weeks ago

Chatham

What officer nope i honestly havnt seen oasis in my back garden and their definatly maybe not in my shed rotting away

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By *ecky and justCouple
10 weeks ago

Godalming

Couple of warning shots over their heads should do it.

Utter dirge.

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By *orningcoffee9Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester

I love song 2 by Oasis brilliant song

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By *oredhorny41Man
10 weeks ago

stirling

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By *oredhorny41Man
10 weeks ago

stirling

Curtains would be closed, windows open to blast some prog metal at them though

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By *weetkitten65Woman
10 weeks ago

Halifax

"I don’t spread my curtains for just anyone!"

This made me giggle 😃

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By *SCouple81Couple
10 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

To occasionally throw a bottle at their stupid faces

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'd watch. Music and the chance to watch a potential fight.

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By *ex HolesMan
10 weeks ago

Up North

"In your back garden..

Would you open the beef curtains ?"

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By *ase4122Man
10 weeks ago

Lancashire

Only to lunch a vat of boiling piss over them, shite first time round, no doubt shot still

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By *ed MartinMan
10 weeks ago

Shefford

I’d turn the sprinklers on. Sorry, Oasis are whiny and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'd go away on holiday

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By *cottishdoggerMan
10 weeks ago

central

Id turn the garden hose on so they would piss off

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Depends what they’re playing, if they brake the kid’s trampoline I’ll go fucking mental. I’ll happily let them throw the balls through the basketball hoop though.

The mr

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