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"I like sucking water from sponges." It tastes good. | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges. Sink water? ![]() Just that slightly fusty taste from a used sponge. It's like the smell of an old library but in taste. | |||
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"Not likely to happen but go you for dreaming big. Beautiful to read. " Guess I'll just stick to banging dudes then. LvM | |||
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"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack! ![]() Bless you for your in-depth research 👨🔬 LvM | |||
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"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack! ![]() Show your working. | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!" You said you'd never tell ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack! ![]() A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, and neither do I | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF! You said you'd never tell ![]() ![]() Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds. | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF! You said you'd never tell ![]() ![]() It's true, Joe😬 | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF! You said you'd never tell ![]() ![]() Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF! You said you'd never tell ![]() ![]() It sounds like we could be compatible. I've been told I'm a sack of shit.(poop) | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF! You said you'd never tell ![]() ![]() Ooooh... 🍿👀 | |||
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF! You said you'd never tell ![]() ![]() You never told me John Wick's dog gets killed🥹🐶🪦 | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. " But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company. JK, forum women are the best women ever. | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever." This was the joke part, right?? | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right??" They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() I identify as exceptional ![]() | |||
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"Are times that hard?" As hard as an erect penis at 7 am in the morning | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges." I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽 Mrs TMN x | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges. I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽 Mrs TMN x" "She sucks the cum out of everything" LvM | |||
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"Wouldn’t we all . You go tiger I’m rotting for you ![]() Something about this doesn't smell quite right 🧐 | |||
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"Wouldn’t we all . You go tiger I’m rotting for you ![]() It’s not me I just had shower . ! ![]() | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() Kiss my ass 🤣 | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() A exception here ✌️🫥 | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() OP I think that this may be a good sign.! You will kick yourself if you fallen asleep. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges. I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽 Mrs TMN x "She sucks the cum out of everything" LvM" Do you often have a sponge full of cum? | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges. I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽 Mrs TMN x "She sucks the cum out of everything" LvM Do you often have a sponge full of cum?" I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! " Wtf I only find this out now. After all this time….. ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! " Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" Wait what.? ![]() | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges. I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽 Mrs TMN x "She sucks the cum out of everything" LvM Do you often have a sponge full of cum? I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again ![]() That was my secret recipe you philistine! LvM | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" I'm quite put out by that comment! ![]() | |||
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"I like sucking water from sponges. I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽 Mrs TMN x "She sucks the cum out of everything" LvM Do you often have a sponge full of cum? I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again ![]() That’s why you smiled when you said I should swallow ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 I'm quite put out by that comment! ![]() They don’t put out either 🤣 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 I'm quite put out by that comment! ![]() I take it that we are talking about the bins? | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() No they’re not. | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() You’re very very intelligent. And a little bit funny too. | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" You’re all so far away is my excuse 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" The entire forum knows which of the men put out. ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 The entire forum knows which of the men put out. ![]() *smiles at camera* | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! " #notallforumwomen 🤣 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣" I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out" 💯 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯" 350 plus fecking miles ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯" An opportunity has just come up. | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() HOW DARE YOU | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here. | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her. | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out" Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() | |||
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"But I'm shy... and K would steal them away anyway 🙄 LvM" Be brave and just tell the lady | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() Thank you darling | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() I'd love to... May I kiss other parts too?! ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() Oh yeah, they looooove to watch ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() ![]() They’re pervs too 😈 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() ![]() Voyeurs! | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() ![]() Takes one to know one 😘 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() ![]() Nice tits ♥️ | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() It’s a long trip down south! Don’t say I didn’t warn you ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() ![]() You are so cheeky young ‘un | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you ![]() She wouldn’t because she knows I’d enjoy that ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() ![]() Punish me ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" I could comment, but I won't 🙊 | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() Do you know what it is? The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed. | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() You should try a club or social ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 I could comment, but I won't 🙊" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() ![]() ![]() As if I could. But I will withhold your pocket money if you’re not nice 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. ![]() ![]() If that doesn’t work I’ll just try being attractive ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯 350 plus fecking miles ![]() Anytime for you lovely x | |||
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"I would, but I think you're all talk." As most on here | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 I could comment, but I won't 🙊 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Shhhh you 🤣 ... you know I didn't mean it like that ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack! ![]() That's what I tell myself too. It helps with the rejection ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack! ![]() ![]() I’m sure you don’t get much rejection 😍 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" We're not allowed to! | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 We're not allowed to!" We don't get the chance | |||
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" forum women are the best women ever. This was the joke part, right?? They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions ![]() As you asked so nicely 😂 And i never said you were the exception, you are funny 😉😂 | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! #notallforumwomen 🤣 I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out 💯" Yeah puts out the lights of those who get too lippy 😂 | |||
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"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack! ![]() ![]() Snap that’s what runs through my head to obviously about me.! ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣" The fabstraight ones do - trust me | |||
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"But I'm shy... and K would steal them away anyway 🙄 LvM" Send K my way? Would love to have fun with her | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 I could comment, but I won't 🙊" Well now you have to ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 We're not allowed to!" Are you cucked from a forum woman? | |||
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"Be a long line of people waiting in hope ![]() Not as long as your line though x | |||
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"I'm wondering if you've had as many offers as me ☺️" Go Nanna! 🍻🥂 | |||
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"I should think that if anyone could have their pick it would be you Lorenzo. " Pffft, oh you 😉 LvM | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 We're not allowed to! Are you cucked from a forum woman? " In his dreams ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition? " I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet LvM | |||
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition? I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet LvM" Just imagining that kind little microsoft paperclip... "I see you're trying to create a sex spreadsheet, can I help?" | |||
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"Have the mrs if you want, could do with getting rid of her for the day. The mr " Pimping me out now are we..... Mrs | |||
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition? I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet LvM" *sigh* i guess we'll just keep *waiting* and hoping that one day you'll get organised ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition? I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet LvM *sigh* i guess we'll just keep *waiting* and hoping that one day you'll get organised ![]() ![]() ![]() If you can put together an administrative team to handle the task, I'll put you at the top of the list 😘 LvM | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 We're not allowed to! Are you cucked from a forum woman? In his dreams ![]() ![]() You are in my dreams ![]() | |||
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣 We're not allowed to! Are you cucked from a forum woman? In his dreams ![]() ![]() I want a shag, not just to sit there while someone else gets one. | |||
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"All right ladies, somebody has to do it. I'll take one for the team. ![]() Way to jump on the friend grenade Dee 😅 LvM | |||
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"Have the mrs if you want, could do with getting rid of her for the day. The mr Pimping me out now are we..... Mrs " I would gladly take you off his hands😉 K | |||
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