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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln

But I'm shy... and K would steal them away anyway 🙄

LvM

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By *tudentForFunMan
20 weeks ago

Craigavon

Join the very very long queue

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By *ib.Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire

I like sucking water from sponges.

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By *hil most chillMan
20 weeks ago

South East & Europe

I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

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By *ib.Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I like sucking water from sponges."

It tastes good.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"I like sucking water from sponges."

Sink water?

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

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Not likely to happen but go you for dreaming big. Beautiful to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

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By *ib.Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I like sucking water from sponges.

Sink water? "

Just that slightly fusty taste from a used sponge.

It's like the smell of an old library but in taste.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Not likely to happen but go you for dreaming big. Beautiful to read. "

Guess I'll just stick to banging dudes then.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I prefer drinking water from fountain of a beautiful pussy

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'm not breaking my dry streak for any of them.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

"

Bless you for your in-depth research 👨‍🔬

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Are times that hard?

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

"

Show your working.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!"

You said you'd never tell

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By *hil most chillMan
20 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

Show your working."

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, and neither do I

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell "

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head "

Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head

Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds."

It's true, Joe😬

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head

Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.

It's true, Joe😬"

Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head

Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds."

It sounds like we could be compatible. I've been told I'm a sack of shit.(poop)

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

[Removed by poster at 31/08/24 21:53:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head

Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.

It's true, Joe😬

Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy "

Ooooh... 🍿👀

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands


"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!

You said you'd never tell

Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head

Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.

It's true, Joe😬

Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy "

You never told me John Wick's dog gets killed🥹🐶🪦

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

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I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible. "

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too. "

And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.

JK, forum women are the best women ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


" forum women are the best women ever."

This was the joke part, right??

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??"

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions "

I identify as exceptional

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By *agic.MMan
20 weeks ago

Orpington


"Are times that hard?"

As hard as an erect penis at 7 am in the morning

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I like sucking water from sponges."

I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽

Mrs TMN x

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I like sucking water from sponges.

I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽

Mrs TMN x"

"She sucks the cum out of everything"

LvM

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By *layful HarlequinMan
20 weeks ago

iver heath

Wouldn’t we all . You go tiger I’m rotting for you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"Wouldn’t we all . You go tiger I’m rotting for you "

Something about this doesn't smell quite right 🧐

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By *layful HarlequinMan
20 weeks ago

iver heath


"Wouldn’t we all . You go tiger I’m rotting for you

Something about this doesn't smell quite right 🧐"

It’s not me I just had shower . !

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
20 weeks ago

Essex


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions "

Kiss my ass 🤣

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
20 weeks ago

London


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions "

A exception here ✌️🫥

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By *layful HarlequinMan
20 weeks ago

iver heath


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions

Kiss my ass 🤣"

OP I think that this may be a good sign.! You will kick yourself if you fallen asleep.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I like sucking water from sponges.

I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽

Mrs TMN x

"She sucks the cum out of everything"

LvM"

Do you often have a sponge full of cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

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By *dam1971Man
20 weeks ago

Bedford


"I like sucking water from sponges.

I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽

Mrs TMN x

"She sucks the cum out of everything"

LvM

Do you often have a sponge full of cum?"

I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again

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By *layful HarlequinMan
20 weeks ago

iver heath


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! "

Wtf I only find this out now. After all this time…..

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
20 weeks ago

Essex


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! "

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

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By *layful HarlequinMan
20 weeks ago

iver heath


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

Wait what.?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I like sucking water from sponges.

I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽

Mrs TMN x

"She sucks the cum out of everything"

LvM

Do you often have a sponge full of cum?

I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again "

That was my secret recipe you philistine!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

I'm quite put out by that comment!

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By *dam1971Man
19 weeks ago

Bedford


"I like sucking water from sponges.

I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽

Mrs TMN x

"She sucks the cum out of everything"

LvM

Do you often have a sponge full of cum?

I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again

That was my secret recipe you philistine!

LvM"

That’s why you smiled when you said I should swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

You swallow?

No judgement

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
19 weeks ago

Maidstone

I wouldn't bother

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
19 weeks ago

Essex


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

I'm quite put out by that comment! "

They don’t put out either 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

I'm quite put out by that comment!

They don’t put out either 🤣"

I take it that we are talking about the bins?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.

And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.

JK, forum women are the best women ever."

No they’re not.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions

A exception here ✌️🫥"

You’re very very intelligent. And a little bit funny too.

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

You’re all so far away is my excuse 🤷‍♂️

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

The entire forum knows which of the men put out.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

The entire forum knows which of the men put out.

"

*smiles at camera*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!! "

#notallforumwomen 🤣

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣"

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out"

💯

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯"

350 plus fecking miles

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯"

An opportunity has just come up.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.

And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.

JK, forum women are the best women ever.

No they’re not. "

HOW DARE YOU

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles "

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here. "

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out"

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you

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By *all me missWoman
19 weeks ago

South Wales


"But I'm shy... and K would steal them away anyway 🙄

LvM"

Be brave and just tell the lady

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By *layful HarlequinMan
19 weeks ago

iver heath

This kinda killed my hopes.!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you "

Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her."

Thank you darling

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By *nnCeeWoman
19 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions

Kiss my ass 🤣"

I'd love to... May I kiss other parts too?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you

Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘"

Oh yeah, they looooove to watch

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you

Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘

Oh yeah, they looooove to watch "

They’re pervs too 😈

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By *r TriomanMan
19 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It happened to me once many years ago and it was amazing; since no one has really caught my attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you

Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘

Oh yeah, they looooove to watch

They’re pervs too 😈"

Voyeurs!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you

Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘

Oh yeah, they looooove to watch

They’re pervs too 😈"

Takes one to know one 😘

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you

Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘

Oh yeah, they looooove to watch

They’re pervs too 😈

Takes one to know one 😘"

Nice tits ♥️

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her."

It’s a long trip down south!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.

It’s a long trip down south!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you "

You are so cheeky young ‘un

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you "

She wouldn’t because she knows I’d enjoy that

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.

It’s a long trip down south!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

You are so cheeky young ‘un "

Punish me

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

I could comment, but I won't 🙊

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.

And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.

JK, forum women are the best women ever.

No they’re not.

HOW DARE YOU"

Do you know what it is?

The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.

And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.

JK, forum women are the best women ever.

No they’re not.

HOW DARE YOU

Do you know what it is?

The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed. "

You should try a club or social

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

I could comment, but I won't 🙊"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ocktailSausage-Man
19 weeks ago

Cheshire

So would I, who’s interested? 🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.

It’s a long trip down south!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

You are so cheeky young ‘un

Punish me

"

As if I could. But I will withhold your pocket money if you’re not nice 🤷‍♂️

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.

But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.

And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.

JK, forum women are the best women ever.

No they’re not.

HOW DARE YOU

Do you know what it is?

The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed.

You should try a club or social "

If that doesn’t work I’ll just try being attractive

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
19 weeks ago

Ends


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.

It’s a long trip down south!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

You are so cheeky young ‘un

Punish me

As if I could. But I will withhold your pocket money if you’re not nice 🤷‍♂️"

Oh no

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By *ad NannaWoman
19 weeks ago

East London

I would, but I think you're all talk.

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By *ea monkeyMan
19 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m sorry I’m late to the thread, I’ve been working my way through the queue of forum femmes that formed outside my door again.

What did I miss?

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯

350 plus fecking miles

Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.

I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.

Thank you darling

"

Anytime for you lovely x

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By *appyhumper123Man
19 weeks ago

hull


"I would, but I think you're all talk."

As most on here

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

I could comment, but I won't 🙊

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Shhhh you 🤣 ... you know I didn't mean it like that

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By *iss.BellaWoman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

"

That's what I tell myself too. It helps with the rejection

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By *ocktailSausage-Man
19 weeks ago

Cheshire


"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

That's what I tell myself too. It helps with the rejection "

I’m sure you don’t get much rejection 😍

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

We're not allowed to!

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By *appyhumper123Man
19 weeks ago

hull


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

We're not allowed to!"

We don't get the chance

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


" forum women are the best women ever.

This was the joke part, right??

They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions

Kiss my ass 🤣"

As you asked so nicely 😂

And i never said you were the exception, you are funny 😉😂

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

#notallforumwomen 🤣

I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out

💯"

Yeah puts out the lights of those who get too lippy 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Have the mrs if you want, could do with getting rid of her for the day.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Don’t we all op? Don’t we all?

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By *odrigoRomeroMan
19 weeks ago

Twixt Purgatory & Palookaville

Not I.

I'm here purely for research purposes..

🤥

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By *layful HarlequinMan
19 weeks ago

iver heath


"I wouldn't bother, they're all crap in the sack!

That's what I tell myself too. It helps with the rejection "

Snap that’s what runs through my head to obviously about me.!

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By *afkaMan
19 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣"

The fabstraight ones do - trust me

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By *ad NannaWoman
19 weeks ago

East London

I'm wondering if you've had as many offers as me ☺️

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
19 weeks ago

Wherever

All right ladies, somebody has to do it. I'll take one for the team.

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By *riendlyStarMan
19 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"But I'm shy... and K would steal them away anyway 🙄

LvM"

Send K my way? Would love to have fun with her

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

I could comment, but I won't 🙊"

Well now you have to

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

We're not allowed to!"

Are you cucked from a forum woman?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
19 weeks ago

chichester

Be a long line of people waiting in hope

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By *alm_one4Man
19 weeks ago

RM16


"Be a long line of people waiting in hope "

Not as long as your line though x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
19 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I should think that if anyone could have their pick it would be you Lorenzo.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
19 weeks ago

North West


"I'm wondering if you've had as many offers as me ☺️"

Go Nanna! 🍻🥂

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I should think that if anyone could have their pick it would be you Lorenzo. "

Pffft, oh you 😉

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

We're not allowed to!

Are you cucked from a forum woman? "

In his dreams

We know that's what you all want

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition? "

I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet

LvM

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
19 weeks ago

North West


"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?

I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet

LvM"

Just imagining that kind little microsoft paperclip... "I see you're trying to create a sex spreadsheet, can I help?"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"Have the mrs if you want, could do with getting rid of her for the day.

The mr "

Pimping me out now are we.....

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?

I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet

LvM"

*sigh* i guess we'll just keep *waiting* and hoping that one day you'll get organised

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?

I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet

LvM

*sigh* i guess we'll just keep *waiting* and hoping that one day you'll get organised "

If you can put together an administrative team to handle the task, I'll put you at the top of the list 😘

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

We're not allowed to!

Are you cucked from a forum woman?

In his dreams

We know that's what you all want "

You are in my dreams

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!

Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣

We're not allowed to!

Are you cucked from a forum woman?

In his dreams

We know that's what you all want "

I want a shag, not just to sit there while someone else gets one.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln


"All right ladies, somebody has to do it. I'll take one for the team.

"

Way to jump on the friend grenade Dee 😅

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Have the mrs if you want, could do with getting rid of her for the day.

The mr

Pimping me out now are we.....

Mrs "

I would gladly take you off his hands😉

K

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By *obandruthCouple
19 weeks ago

wolverhampton

There's always a big queue waiting.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
19 weeks ago

iver heath


"There's always a big queue waiting. "

Where exactly…?

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