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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

Next Door

What bedroom are you in based on your battery %

I'm in 33.

Anyone joining me?

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By *iker JackMan
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

97

That said it’s an iPhone so given the battery life I could be in many rooms

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By *iker JackMan
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"97

That said it’s an iPhone so given the battery life I could be in many rooms "

But only for a short time

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By *YDB75Man
23 weeks ago

East Yorkie


"What bedroom are you in based on your battery %

I'm in 33.

Anyone joining me?

"

Im in the other wing 92

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By *r MzchiefMan
23 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Im in 78 but room hoping fast. FAB is a drain.

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford

I’m in room 100. I’m envisioning a huge jacuzzi, gold taps and champagne flutes on hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Room 44..waiting with snaxs

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By *ellhungvweMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

42. I think my phone has found the answer to life, the universe and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

82 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

52.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
23 weeks ago

Lincoln

41... so close to the gangbang...

LvM

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

93

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By *imbo2007Man
23 weeks ago

Peterborough

Rm 73

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By *uicy 2020Woman
23 weeks ago

London

59

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

19

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By *andadbodMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

59

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Tamworth

I'm in 95. it's a big bed for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

27

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By *uicy 2020Woman
23 weeks ago

London


"59 "

Ooh, hello

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.

18. Running low on energy

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By *illan-KillashMan
23 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Nokia 3310. Room 175.

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By *elshnewbies69Couple
23 weeks ago

cardiff

62

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"What bedroom are you in based on your battery %

I'm in 33.

Anyone joining me?

"

39, just down the corridor.

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By *appytochatMan
23 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

62 also

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By *andadbodMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool


"59

Ooh, hello "

looks like we’re sharing

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By *rPotatoheadMan
23 weeks ago

Boston

51

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By *ango and gashCouple
23 weeks ago

bilston

44 ,

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By *YDB75Man
23 weeks ago

East Yorkie


"93"

Thats you banging on my wall then is it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

53

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands


"93

Thats you banging on my wall then is it"

I've moved, i'm in 96 now.

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford


"93

Thats you banging on my wall then is it

I've moved, i'm in 96 now."

Let me know when you get to 100. Shall I get room service to send snacks?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
23 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"I’m in room 100. I’m envisioning a huge jacuzzi, gold taps and champagne flutes on hand."
I’m in that room …

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By *ou345Woman
23 weeks ago

Derby

I'm in 100 with chocolate. 😁

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By *uicy 2020Woman
23 weeks ago

London


"59

Ooh, hello

looks like we’re sharing "

What do you feel like doing this evening?

Do you think our room has a big bath? 🛀

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Tamworth


"93"

Adjoining room and pizza with wine?

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex

52.

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford


"I’m in room 100. I’m envisioning a huge jacuzzi, gold taps and champagne flutes on hand. I’m in that room …"

Cool, after you with the canapés, please

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By *hen doves cry888Man
23 weeks ago

Cardiff

I’m in 92

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By *asty tatsyMan
23 weeks ago

london

Currently 34 knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"52. "

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk.

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
23 weeks ago

Banbury


"53"

Hey, I'm next door at 54! Gimme a knock if you get action, I'll come spy through the peephole 😋

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By *andadbodMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool


"59

Ooh, hello

looks like we’re sharing

What do you feel like doing this evening?

Do you think our room has a big bath? 🛀"

oh definitely, filled to the top with hot water and loads of bubbles, lit candles dotted about the room, some soft classical music playing and a drink of your choice.

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By *YDB75Man
23 weeks ago

East Yorkie


"I’m in 92 "

Where you hiding???

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

1

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk."

button I don’t like heights! x

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By *hen doves cry888Man
23 weeks ago

Cardiff


"I’m in 92

Were you hiding??? "

moved to 96

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
23 weeks ago

Reading

21 I leave the door ajar

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

85. Come in ladies

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
23 weeks ago

Lurgan


"85. Come in ladies "

Snap, 85 here too

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex

43.

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By *ustamanMan
23 weeks ago

weymouth

34 currently

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By *aptured CreativeMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

16 here, but just put myself on charge so I'll be moving about

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By *ib.Man
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

17, but I'm tired... maybe just wank me off while I tell you you're hot.

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By *ir tootMan
23 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

41, let's match people, am i getting a drinking buddy or well you know lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

💯

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

64 here

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By *penmindedmanhereMan
23 weeks ago

Northampton

Room 23

Times by 3 😈

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
23 weeks ago

Banbury


"16 here, but just put myself on charge so I'll be moving about "

Damn, need to find an app that'll run my phone down a lot so we can be bunkies 😋

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By *aptured CreativeMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"16 here, but just put myself on charge so I'll be moving about

Damn, need to find an app that'll run my phone down a lot so we can be bunkies 😋"

I'm 27 now so might pop in at some point

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By *olfandtazCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

45 here

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By *uicy 2020Woman
23 weeks ago

London


"59

Ooh, hello

looks like we’re sharing

What do you feel like doing this evening?

Do you think our room has a big bath? 🛀

oh definitely, filled to the top with hot water and loads of bubbles, lit candles dotted about the room, some soft classical music playing and a drink of your choice."

Oooooooh, sounds absolutely devine

Could we swap the music to some Sade please? Perfection 🫠

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By *r lotharioMan
23 weeks ago

playa del ingles

90, but it's quiet apart from all the 9th floor footfall from you lot running around. but i don't mind, no 90 is out front, great view, big balcony with heated hot tub. marvellous.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
23 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

96 here

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By *younaughty2Man
23 weeks ago

preston

5 for me, its been a long day, why not end it with a bang or bangs

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

17

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By *r lotharioMan
23 weeks ago

playa del ingles


"5 for me, its been a long day, why not end it with a bang or bangs "

only bangs you get down there in the basement are breaking plates. gordon's throwing them at people in the kitchens next door

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By *vaRose43Woman
23 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

89

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By *inx000Couple
23 weeks ago

Manchester

Room 27

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By *weetkitten65Woman
23 weeks ago

Halifax

60..

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By *nnandElleCouple
23 weeks ago

Brackley


"82 😁"

83, just next door - fancy a bumming?

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By *indergirlWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

25

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By *punk n gushCouple
23 weeks ago

deal

Oh I'm in 96

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By *ripfillMan
23 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

88 in with two ample curvy ladies .

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By *alm_one4Man
23 weeks ago

RM16

45

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Im in 26, with 2 hot neighbours and 3/4 of a bottle of red 😬 Anyone have snacks ?

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By *younaughty2Man
23 weeks ago

preston


"5 for me, its been a long day, why not end it with a bang or bangs

only bangs you get down there in the basement are breaking plates. gordon's throwing them at people in the kitchens next door"

Was wondering what that bloody noise was!!

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

Room 37

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair

2️⃣6️⃣

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By *ou only live onceMan
23 weeks ago

London

Just picked up the key for 32...

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Bang on 50. Is it occupied?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"2️⃣6️⃣"

Awkward

However, i have a nice Rioja if you want a glass

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair


"2️⃣6️⃣

·

Awkward

However, i have a nice Rioja if you want a glass "

I have cheese, and quince jam. That would pair perfectly. 🍷🧀

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

It's 90 for me. Woohoo..free mini bar in this room 🍷🍸🍹🥂🍾 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"2️⃣6️⃣

·

Awkward

However, i have a nice Rioja if you want a glass

I have cheese, and quince jam. That would pair perfectly. 🍷🧀"

Ideal, we can invite our neighbours from 25 & 27 too .. very wholesome

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By *agic.MMan
23 weeks ago

Orpington

42

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By *r lotharioMan
23 weeks ago

playa del ingles


"It's 90 for me. Woohoo..free mini bar in this room 🍷🍸🍹🥂🍾 😁"

it's a lot better than that, read up ^^^^

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By *imples24Man
23 weeks ago

tamworth

22 🦆 🦆

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

96

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Room 80 - willl I have company or room service for one?

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex

22

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By *cflirtyMan
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

25

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

The moved me to 48

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"The moved me to 48 "

I've been decanted to 17 .. but i still have my wine 😬🍷🍷

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair


"2️⃣6️⃣

·

Awkward

However, i have a nice Rioja if you want a glass

I have cheese, and quince jam. That would pair perfectly. 🍷🧀

·

Ideal, we can invite our neighbours from 25 & 27 too .. very wholesome "

I'd rather not..✅

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"The moved me to 48

I've been decanted to 17 .. but i still have my wine 😬🍷🍷"

If they ever move you from a room to another always remember to take the freebies with you and get also the ones in the new room too (that brought back memories)

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
23 weeks ago

Norwich

I’m in 55

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By *LiamMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

33, might move to 34 in a second

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I’m in room 100. I’m envisioning a huge jacuzzi, gold taps and champagne flutes on hand."

We appear to have keys to the same room, fancy sharing that jacuzzi?

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford


"I’m in room 100. I’m envisioning a huge jacuzzi, gold taps and champagne flutes on hand.

We appear to have keys to the same room, fancy sharing that jacuzzi? "

There’s plenty of room, make sure you’re comfortable with where the water jets come out

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By *ib.Man
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

21 now. What a harlot.

Do I match with anyone?

Probably best not - I snore like a mofo.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x"

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you."

62 looks quite crowded already.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

68…. Sorry everyone!

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By *ornydevil123999Man
23 weeks ago

nottingham

On sofa, whilst wife asleep in bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"It's 90 for me. Woohoo..free mini bar in this room 🍷🍸🍹🥂🍾 😁

it's a lot better than that, read up ^^^^"

Ooh err...great view, big balcony, heated hot tub. I clearly didn't have my specs on at the time 🤓 Sadly I won't be able to take advantage of it...I've now been downgraded to Room 83. Bye 👋

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By *ark RumMan
23 weeks ago

Bucks

Room 51....

Feel free to cum and join

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"The moved me to 48

I've been decanted to 17 .. but i still have my wine 😬🍷🍷

If they ever move you from a room to another always remember to take the freebies with you and get also the ones in the new room too (that brought back memories) "

Ah yes MB, I recall you, me and Master Meliodas gathering food and drink for a sumptuous picnic in the last hotel we all stayed at 🤣🤣

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you."

dam was I that boring?

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring? "

Leave it on the latch

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring?

Leave it on the latch "

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring? "

I hadn't noticed you climb into your bunk, now if you had been on top...

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring?

I hadn't noticed you climb into your bunk, now if you had been on top..."

you wouldn’t have nodded off?!!

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

65. I had to recharge as I was running on empty. 🔋

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands

I'm back in the room I started in, 93.

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By *punk n gushCouple
22 weeks ago

deal


"96"

Welcome to room 96

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in 63 now. Room hopping 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring?

I hadn't noticed you climb into your bunk, now if you had been on top... you wouldn’t have nodded off?!! "

🤣🤣

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By *orningcoffee9Man
22 weeks ago

Manchester

Room 53 here, I'll have the bottle of champagne and chocolates at the ready

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I’m in 63 now🤷‍♂️"

Happy birthday, Le Petit Oiseau. ♥️

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By *r lotharioMan
22 weeks ago

playa del ingles


"It's 90 for me. Woohoo..free mini bar in this room 🍷🍸🍹🥂🍾 😁

it's a lot better than that, read up ^^^^

Ooh err...great view, big balcony, heated hot tub. I clearly didn't have my specs on at the time 🤓 Sadly I won't be able to take advantage of it...I've now been downgraded to Room 83. Bye 👋"

fine by me, more space for me and this view from the hot tub

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in 63 now🤷‍♂️

Happy birthday, Le Petit Oiseau. ♥️"

Thank you darling 😘

Ps. SAF

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring?

I hadn't noticed you climb into your bunk, now if you had been on top... you wouldn’t have nodded off?!! "

I might have had a stroke (it's my age!)

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By *all me missWoman
22 weeks ago

South Wales

49 and it looks like I’m in a room alone

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"52.

Uh oh. Top or bottom bunk. button I don’t like heights! x

Sorry, I dozed off.

I seem to have moved to 62 now. Going the opposite way from you. dam was I that boring?

I hadn't noticed you climb into your bunk, now if you had been on top... you wouldn’t have nodded off?!!

I might have had a stroke (it's my age!)"

Oh that kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"I’m in 63 now🤷‍♂️

Happy birthday, Le Petit Oiseau. ♥️

Thank you darling 😘

Ps. SAF"

Sustainable Aviation Fuel?

I think maybe I spend to much time at airports

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I’m in 63 now🤷‍♂️

Happy birthday, Le Petit Oiseau. ♥️

Thank you darling 😘

Ps. SAF

·

Sustainable Aviation Fuel?

I think maybe I spend to much time at airports "

It means "sassy as f**k". 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"49 and it looks like I’m in a room alone "

I am not surprised, that is a formidable weapon

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By *atty7Man
22 weeks ago

Rochford

Room 100 as was late checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Room 100 as was late checking in "

I believe that is the bridal suite!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in 63 now🤷‍♂️

Happy birthday, Le Petit Oiseau. ♥️

Thank you darling 😘

Ps. SAF

·

Sustainable Aviation Fuel?

I think maybe I spend to much time at airports

It means "sassy as f**k". 😇"

^^ Mr Sassy Pants ♥️

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Weyhey 😁, looks like I'm going down tonight. Room 78 here I come ready or not 🤣

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By *appytochatMan
22 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Bedtime for me... Ive moved rooms from 62 to 58.

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

Whoop 80!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Whoop 80! "

damn, going down here ...

(53)

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By *weetkitten65Woman
22 weeks ago

Halifax

Now in room 45.....hello

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"Whoop 80!

damn, going down here ...

(53)"

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

24 ⬆️

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Now in room 45.....hello "

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)

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By *weetkitten65Woman
22 weeks ago

Halifax


"Now in room 45.....hello

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)"

I'll put the kettle on

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

37

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Now in room 45.....hello

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)

I'll put the kettle on "

Coffee please, and a kit kat if the room has those.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Now in room 45.....hello

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)

I'll put the kettle on

Coffee please, and a kit kat if the room has those."

This ain't no Travelodge 🤣 ...they've got a penthouse suite in this hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Now in room 45.....hello

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)

I'll put the kettle on

Coffee please, and a kit kat if the room has those.

This ain't no Travelodge 🤣 ...they've got a penthouse suite in this hotel"

I wonder if they have a nice Sicilian red?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Now in room 45.....hello

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)

I'll put the kettle on

Coffee please, and a kit kat if the room has those.

This ain't no Travelodge 🤣 ...they've got a penthouse suite in this hotel

I wonder if they have a nice Sicilian red?"

Well if they haven't, I know someone who can recommend another Italian Red that's equally delicious 🍷😉

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Room 47 now, it's empty, has a king-size bed and a 15tog duvet that I am going to climb under. Shall put the 'do not disturb' notice up, lock the door, put a chair under its handle and hit the sack.

See you lot in the morning.

No doubt by then I will have been upgraded to 100.

If I am not up by 6.30, can someone walk the ?

Thanks (and good night)

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Room 47 now, it's empty, has a king-size bed and a 15tog duvet that I am going to climb under. Shall put the 'do not disturb' notice up, lock the door, put a chair under its handle and hit the sack.

See you lot in the morning.

No doubt by then I will have been upgraded to 100.

If I am not up by 6.30, can someone walk the ?

Thanks (and good night)"

I'm sure if you ask Reception, they can arrange anything you ask for 😊

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Room 47 now, it's empty, has a king-size bed and a 15tog duvet that I am going to climb under. Shall put the 'do not disturb' notice up, lock the door, put a chair under its handle and hit the sack.

See you lot in the morning.

No doubt by then I will have been upgraded to 100.

If I am not up by 6.30, can someone walk the ?

Thanks (and good night)

I'm sure if you ask Reception, they can arrange anything you ask for 😊"

He might ask for Room Cervix...

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Room 47 now, it's empty, has a king-size bed and a 15tog duvet that I am going to climb under. Shall put the 'do not disturb' notice up, lock the door, put a chair under its handle and hit the sack.

See you lot in the morning.

No doubt by then I will have been upgraded to 100.

If I am not up by 6.30, can someone walk the ?

Thanks (and good night)

I'm sure if you ask Reception, they can arrange anything you ask for 😊

He might ask for Room Cervix..."

🤣 Yes, he might indeed and I'm sure hotels must get requests for all sorts of weird and kinky things 😉

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By *ezandyCouple
22 weeks ago

bishop aukland

82

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By *bostCouple
22 weeks ago

glasgow

65

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

35

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By *vaRose43Woman
22 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

68 now

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
22 weeks ago

Colchester

No. 73

Hopefully not with Sandi toksvig

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By *ornywestendboyMan
22 weeks ago

Newcastle

29 and getting higher all the time

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
22 weeks ago

bedford

32 here

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

37.

The mr

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By *weetkitten65Woman
22 weeks ago

Halifax


"Now in room 45.....hello

At this rate I'll be down in 20 minutes

(52)

I'll put the kettle on

Coffee please, and a kit kat if the room has those."

Ha...I know your plans for the Kit Kat, whole new meaning for 4 fingers...

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By *orphia2003Woman
22 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

86

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By *upersonic SamMan
22 weeks ago

wigan

Room 69, how fitting

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By *iker JackMan
22 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

100 now

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

96 now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

83

Mrs

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By *cott14Man
22 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

84

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By *andadbodMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool


"59

Ooh, hello

looks like we’re sharing

What do you feel like doing this evening?

Do you think our room has a big bath? 🛀

oh definitely, filled to the top with hot water and loads of bubbles, lit candles dotted about the room, some soft classical music playing and a drink of your choice.

Oooooooh, sounds absolutely devine

Could we swap the music to some Sade please? Perfection 🫠"

sterling choice dear, of course 😊

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By *haiababeWoman
22 weeks ago

North devon


"42. I think my phone has found the answer to life, the universe and everything."

Lol

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By *haiababeWoman
22 weeks ago

North devon

Room 34, but i can imagine me not staying here that long.

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By *illybeachboyMan
22 weeks ago

Guernsey

I'm in room 93 on the top floor

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By *moothdickMan
22 weeks ago

stoke

Room 100, the penthouse suit, with a spare glass

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By *weetkitten65Woman
22 weeks ago

Halifax

Moved to 65, bigger bed, & a shower for 2...

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By *rivateparts!Man
22 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Rm 95 king-size bed with a hot-tub on the balcony

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By *umagain58Man
22 weeks ago

London

73. Knock on door for the fun with wives

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By *haiababeWoman
22 weeks ago

North devon

I'm now in 30 and downgrading rooms fast.

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By *xydadbodMan
22 weeks ago

Milton keynes

100. I'm hoping that's the penthouse with the hot tub and it's own bar

Hot tub party anyone?

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By *akedMMan
22 weeks ago

Witney

I’m in 73

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By *ilva69Man
22 weeks ago

stockport

92% I’m relegated to back bedroom

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By *haiababeWoman
22 weeks ago

North devon

Room 20.

Is there lower level.floors where the action is or do i need to fond a charger to get any,

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