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🚹·Gentlemen: Please Do This...!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair

Gëntlemen, røgues, lotharios and knåves...

When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.

When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? 🚾

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

20 weeks ago

East Sussex

Sadly this isn't just men

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
20 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Sadly this isn't just men"

I know we can be progressive with pronouns - but I'm pretty sure you need to be a man to shake hands with the bishop- unless it's someone elses bishop?

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By *igNick1381Man
20 weeks ago

BRIDGEND


"Sadly this isn't just men"

Well women shouldn't really be coming into the men's in the first place, let alone shaking anybody off

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
20 weeks ago

Next Door


"Sadly this isn't just men"

I don't have a Bishop to shake, so I would say just men

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

And wash them properly. Don't just run your fingers under the tap and wipe them on your filthy trousers you got from your filthy wardrobe in your filthy home where any normal person would've died of dysentery!

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

It would be good if you all ran your bishop under the tap too, to get rid of cheese, crusts, and assorted nasties.

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By *olfandtazCouple
20 weeks ago

Bristol

Thankfully I always wash my hands after I visit the bathroom, it's just the thing to do

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By *ou only live onceMan
20 weeks ago

London

This is why we don't eat those free bar snacks...

Piss-soaked peanuts - delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"Thankfully I always wash my hands after I visit the bathroom, it's just the thing to do"

But then you have to touch the door handle to go out 🤢

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

20 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Sadly this isn't just men

I know we can be progressive with pronouns - but I'm pretty sure you need to be a man to shake hands with the bishop- unless it's someone elses bishop? "

oh yes. I'm not paying attention am I

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

20 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Sadly this isn't just men

Well women shouldn't really be coming into the men's in the first place, let alone shaking anybody off"

I really should think before I type

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

20 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Sadly this isn't just men

I don't have a Bishop to shake, so I would say just men "

You're absolutely right

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln

Of course I do, with the church's history I've no idea where the Bishop's hands have been 😉😁

LvM

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair


"And wash them properly. Don't just run your fingers under the tap and wipe them on your filthy trousers you got from your filthy wardrobe in your filthy home where any normal person would've died of dysentery!"

Seriously Joe, it's nauseating. Our fellow brethren — those who are culpable — are letting us down. 😷

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Thankfully I always wash my hands after I visit the bathroom, it's just the thing to do"

🌿

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By *eordieJeansCouple
20 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The fake wash pisses me off more than the people that don’t wash and own it.

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By *ellhungvweMan
20 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

"

How much time are you spending in the gents loo’s today OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"And wash them properly. Don't just run your fingers under the tap and wipe them on your filthy trousers you got from your filthy wardrobe in your filthy home where any normal person would've died of dysentery!

Seriously Joe, it's nauseating. Our fellow brethren — those who are culpable — are letting us down. 😷"

Or piss straight, if i had a pound for every pool of piss i have had to straddle i could buy an island!!

I feel like i need a shot of antibiotics after visiting the “gents”.

I feel your disgust Nero

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By *ib.Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire

I wash my hands before I piss. After that you're all on your own.

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By *hil most chillMan
20 weeks ago

South East & Europe

I believe in washing my hands before I pee. I keep my genital area squeaky clean, so don't want to bring any filth from the outside world into the clean zone.

Stay fresh people

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By *hil most chillMan
20 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"I wash my hands before I piss. After that you're all on your own."

Great minds

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By *ealitybitesMan
20 weeks ago

Belfast


"Gëntlemen, røgues, lotharios and knåves...

When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.

When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? 🚾

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

"

I have to say I'm surprised that you would frequent a water closet that didn't have a well dressed attendant providing hot towels😳

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Of course I do, with the church's history I've no idea where the Bishop's hands have been 😉😁

LvM"

I would hope he at least rinsed them in some holy water.

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By *ife NinjaMan
20 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Gëntlemen, røgues, lotharios and knåves...

When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.

When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? 🚾

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

"

My office is near the mens. I can hear the blower going. I know who's a walker, not a washer in the executive offices

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By *ib.Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire

Tell me you finger your own butthole while you sleep without telling me you finger your own butthole while you sleep.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair


"This is why we don't eat those free bar snacks...

Piss-soaked peanuts - delicious!"

YOLO, this just exemplifies the 'ick' factor! 🫤

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair


"

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

·

How much time are you spending in the gents loo’s today OP?"

I'm a lavatory attendant. By the very nature of the job I'm there all day, collecting my coins and spritzing cheap cologne on the punters.

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

·

How much time are you spending in the gents loo’s today OP?

I'm a lavatory attendant. By the very nature of the job I'm there all day, collecting my coins and spritzing cheap cologne on the punters."

Pissy coins?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Gëntlemen, røgues, lotharios and knåves...

When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.

When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? 🚾

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

·

I have to say I'm surprised that you would frequent a water closet that didn't have a well dressed attendant providing hot towels😳"

Not any more. It became prohibitively expensive because they expected a £1 coin as a tip. Who on earth carries loose change anymore? I'd sooner carry loose women.

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By *hil most chillMan
20 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

·

How much time are you spending in the gents loo’s today OP?

I'm a lavatory attendant. By the very nature of the job I'm there all day, collecting my coins and spritzing cheap cologne on the punters."

And coming up with clever songs about how different aftershaves will lead to sex?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Gëntlemen, røgues, lotharios and knåves...

When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.

When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? 🚾

It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. 🤢

My office is near the mens. I can hear the blower going. I know who's a walker, not a washer in the executive offices "

·

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By *ripfillMan
20 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

What did Covid ever do for us ( take on the life of Brian sketch … )

It got people washing their hands and rightly too!

Dirty sods that do not wash thier hands properly are spreaders …

If they do not wash their hands properly - they are leading the main spreaders of Nowra virus

** Do not eat the mints at the check out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"Sadly this isn't just men"

#notallmen

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
19 weeks ago

Mayfair

Polite reminder to all. (If Willy Idøl can wash his hands then anyone can) ♥️

💦

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