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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago

... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

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By *neeyedwillieMan
11 weeks ago

Darlington

Are you down for it?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Are you down for it?"

I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!'

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln

Not that springs to mind.

So... how does one get an invite? Asking for me 😇

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter "

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London

Pity your inbox, Midnight...

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By *luebell888Woman
11 weeks ago

Glasgowish


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser "

Just do it, you know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Not that springs to mind.

So... how does one get an invite? Asking for me 😇

LvM"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Pity your inbox, Midnight..."

I'll have you know its highly scrubbed and moisturised

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London


"Pity your inbox, Midnight...

I'll have you know its highly scrubbed and moisturised "

I expect nothing less.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling! "

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

Just do it, you know you want to. "

My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"

It won't switch off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Pity your inbox, Midnight...

I'll have you know its highly scrubbed and moisturised

I expect nothing less."

... also, it's like a car... Handful of owmers, regularly serviced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil "

I bet your mates love it!!

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

They might be organising the people but so long as you remind people what to expect at the start, everything should flow nicely after that

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Are you down for it?

I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!' "

Stick with the "wtf are you doing Midnight" - unless of course you are going to organise an all female orgy with Prey (and make sure you invite Raven, cos we know she has gone off penii)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"They might be organising the people but so long as you remind people what to expect at the start, everything should flow nicely after that"

Lol.. Let's hope I'm not gagged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Are you down for it?

I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!'

Stick with the "wtf are you doing Midnight" - unless of course you are going to organise an all female orgy with Prey (and make sure you invite Raven, cos we know she has gone off penii) "

Hehe an all female orgy should be super easy to organise

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

I bet your mates love it!! "

Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.

Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!

Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂

In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.

They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed

Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.

Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go

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By *irtydevil666Man
11 weeks ago

bristol

experienced gang bang organiser..... that's a good one to add to the CV

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Less have you had..

More how many have you had in the last hour 🤣🤣

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Less have you had..

More how many have you had in the last hour 🤣🤣"

I’m referring to foot in mouth mom era and not gangbangs. Just to be clear

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang! "

In 💯

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

ferrybank

How many men in said gangbang?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯"

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM"

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

I bet your mates love it!!

Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.

Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!

Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂

In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.

They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed

Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.

Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go "

Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'

Did your friend like her gb?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯"

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"experienced gang bang organiser..... that's a good one to add to the CV "

it'll certainly be a discussion point!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs! "

I didnt say that 😉

But it’s always nice to have more GBs 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Less have you had..

More how many have you had in the last hour 🤣🤣

I’m referring to foot in mouth mom era and not gangbangs. Just to be clear "

I was thinking crikey misty is hopeful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯"

Oooo LB, you are excellent at organising

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"How many men in said gangbang? "

Haha i dunno! 10 i think normally.. 4-5 are suggested for a first timer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM"

Watch this space!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’

The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛

K

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

I bet your mates love it!!

Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.

Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!

Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂

In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.

They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed

Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.

Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go

Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'

Did your friend like her gb?

"

I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!

I have said yes before

Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘"

Haha the forum hive would implode

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘"

All inside ‘er knowledge 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs! "

I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode "

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’

The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛

K"

See... too picky

Stick a blindfold on her and tell her they are all 8s!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

I bet your mates love it!!

Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.

Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!

Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂

In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.

They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed

Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.

Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go

Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'

Did your friend like her gb?

I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!

I have said yes before

Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x"

So tactful

Well there is only one way to know if you like something i guess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

All inside ‘er knowledge 🤣"

🤣🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?"

Just saying in should do it… 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?"

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’

The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛

K

See... too picky

Stick a blindfold on her and tell her they are all 8s!

"

If they are going to be completely random we’d be best going to a club for that and easier to arrange too as they’d be there anyway 😛

I’ve gone up to 3 people (including myself) with C blindfolded but a GB I think she’d want to see them…then the blindfold can go back on 😉

K

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks "

I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks

I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!"

Snacks are definitely important. Haribo for the win ♥️

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’

The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛

K

See... too picky

Stick a blindfold on her and tell her they are all 8s!

If they are going to be completely random we’d be best going to a club for that and easier to arrange too as they’d be there anyway 😛

I’ve gone up to 3 people (including myself) with C blindfolded but a GB I think she’d want to see them…then the blindfold can go back on 😉

K

"

, my brain doesn't need any more reasons to look for excuses! Don't put me off

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks

I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!

Snacks are definitely important. Haribo for the win ♥️"

Haribo worms will be a must 🪱

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks

I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!"

Snacks counts 90% of the judging points

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.

What a twat!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

I bet your mates love it!!

Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.

Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!

Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂

In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.

They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed

Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.

Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go

Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'

Did your friend like her gb?

I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!

I have said yes before

Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x

So tactful

Well there is only one way to know if you like something i guess! "

Exactly my thoughts, we only have one life and we learn by doing 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.

What a twat!"

Oh fuck!! That is a moment

Ummm can i ask why you don't:

A) put the key onto your car key fob

B) keep the key in your car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!

Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter

Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??

I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!

I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.

Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil

I bet your mates love it!!

Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.

Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!

Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂

In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.

They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed

Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.

Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go

Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'

Did your friend like her gb?

I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!

I have said yes before

Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x

So tactful

Well there is only one way to know if you like something i guess!

Exactly my thoughts, we only have one life and we learn by doing 😉"

I'm very much bracing the 'life is short' perspective in all aspects of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!

I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement "

Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!

I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement

Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!"

I can see why at your age why don't you sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of horlicks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!

I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement

Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!

I can see why at your age why don't you sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of horlicks xx"

Will there be chocolate digestives to go with the horlicks please (and thank you)?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

Just do it, you know you want to.

My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"

It won't switch off! "

ah hum, a little question. I note from somebodies profile that they record on their sexual health negative re chlamydia and gonorrhoea, but there is silence on trichomonas, syphilis and HIV (just saying )

At this point I feel I may be banished to the naughty step for a very long time (just provide me with a cushion for my aging arse as those wooden stairs can be quite uncomfy and cold). Also. I would like to take the horlicks and biscuits with me if that is OK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!

I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement

Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!

I can see why at your age why don't you sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of horlicks xx

Will there be chocolate digestives to go with the horlicks please (and thank you)?"

i fear they may be too stimulating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

Just do it, you know you want to.

My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"

It won't switch off!

ah hum, a little question. I note from somebodies profile that they record on their sexual health negative re chlamydia and gonorrhoea, but there is silence on trichomonas, syphilis and HIV (just saying )

At this point I feel I may be banished to the naughty step for a very long time (just provide me with a cushion for my aging arse as those wooden stairs can be quite uncomfy and cold). Also. I would like to take the horlicks and biscuits with me if that is OK. "

Ohhhh... Well let me put your mind at rest - Syphilis and HIV were clear in my last test (Q1) .... I've requested Trichomoniasis from the doctor previously as part of the standard STD testing, but been refused it... So i don't know how you get it??

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By *olfandtazCouple
11 weeks ago

Bristol

You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
11 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew

Go big, or stay home!

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.

What a twat!"

This is the sort of moment I was expecting the thread to be about,rather than to be about gang bangs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list "

I'll let you know how it goes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Go big, or stay home! "

indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.

What a twat!

This is the sort of moment I was expecting the thread to be about,rather than to be about gang bangs!"

Yes me too

I think it was my fault for going first

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

Just do it, you know you want to.

My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"

It won't switch off!

ah hum, a little question. I note from somebodies profile that they record on their sexual health negative re chlamydia and gonorrhoea, but there is silence on trichomonas, syphilis and HIV (just saying )

At this point I feel I may be banished to the naughty step for a very long time (just provide me with a cushion for my aging arse as those wooden stairs can be quite uncomfy and cold). Also. I would like to take the horlicks and biscuits with me if that is OK.

Ohhhh... Well let me put your mind at rest - Syphilis and HIV were clear in my last test (Q1) .... I've requested Trichomoniasis from the doctor previously as part of the standard STD testing, but been refused it... So i don't know how you get it?? "

Now gorgeous OP, I was not attributing this to you, cos I know you are pure as the driven snow (well possibly tainted snow following a yellow snow warning).

Mwah xx

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville


"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list "

In my experience it varies between guys/cpls saying she can take it every hole, squirts, can deepthroat and will only be 3-4 guys max, sometimes if she gets wild she likes to be pissed on. To the other range of I like the the look of you, here's her profile, if interested it'd be great to have you along.

In either case you need a little something from the woman as far as simple do's and don'ts - condoms, any aches, free flowing or ganged, as some do just want a sit in or their balls in a neck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂"

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
11 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew

Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

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By *dam1971Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know "

True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
11 weeks ago

North West


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know "

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville


"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

"

I'm organising a gang bang as it happens

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
11 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

We're having a gang bang

We're having a ball

We're having a gang bang

Against the wall

We'd like you to join us

It's part of the fun!

Oh a gang bang is the thing to do

But it takes more than one

A gang bang is a game we play

It's something of joke

It's lots of hokey-pokey

Less hokes and lots of pokes

It's for the girls and for the boys

It livens up the night

It's better when you're crowded

And when you're packed in tight

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣"

What's wrong with Bob from the corner shop, he's always been nice to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list

In my experience it varies between guys/cpls saying she can take it every hole, squirts, can deepthroat and will only be 3-4 guys max, sometimes if she gets wild she likes to be pissed on. To the other range of I like the the look of you, here's her profile, if interested it'd be great to have you along.

In either case you need a little something from the woman as far as simple do's and don'ts - condoms, any aches, free flowing or ganged, as some do just want a sit in or their balls in a neck."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

"

I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
11 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew


"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum "

I was thinking you whispering it in my ear…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile "

Oh christ why did you say that

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville


"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list

In my experience it varies between guys/cpls saying she can take it every hole, squirts, can deepthroat and will only be 3-4 guys max, sometimes if she gets wild she likes to be pissed on. To the other range of I like the the look of you, here's her profile, if interested it'd be great to have you along.

In either case you need a little something from the woman as far as simple do's and don'ts - condoms, any aches, free flowing or ganged, as some do just want a sit in or their balls in a neck.

"

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By *dam1971Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile

Oh christ why did you say that "

Because if you’re already a bit anxious, making you panic is funny?

You’ll have an awesome time, enjoy it!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣"

Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣

Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉"

🤣❤️🥰

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
11 weeks ago

London


"Are you down for it?

I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!' "

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum "

🤣🤣

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By *HUSH-Man
11 weeks ago

London


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

Just do it, you know you want to.

My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"

It won't switch off! "

It’s incredibly easy to get tested these days. Zults app is also great for 3rd party verification and gives you a list of what you’ve been tested for. Super easy to use and it’s free. If they can’t be bothered to get tested and verify themselves as clean are they even worthy to begin with?

Just my 2 cents. Hope you have fun

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By *rBobbMan
11 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣

Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉"

I am and I'm not guilty

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I am meant to be dieting, but I thought oh fuck it and called at Gregg's.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks

I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!

Snacks counts 90% of the judging points "

Fwiw, I make fabulous date slices...

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
11 weeks ago

North West


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣

Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉"

😂❤️

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I am meant to be dieting, but I thought oh fuck it and called at Gregg's.

"

Lucky Gregg...

LvM

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"I am meant to be dieting, but I thought oh fuck it and called at Gregg's.

Lucky Gregg...

LvM"

He was very filling.

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By *illy IdolMan
11 weeks ago

Midlands

I imagine the Everton fans on here have had an oh fuck moment recently.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I am meant to be dieting, but I thought oh fuck it and called at Gregg's.

Lucky Gregg...

LvM

You forgot hot as well as filling 😂

He was very filling."

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣"

I just gave Bob a veri

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

I'm organising a gang bang as it happens "

wow they are just like busses.. You wait for one and suddenly they all turn up together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"We're having a gang bang

We're having a ball

We're having a gang bang

Against the wall

We'd like you to join us

It's part of the fun!

Oh a gang bang is the thing to do

But it takes more than one

A gang bang is a game we play

It's something of joke

It's lots of hokey-pokey

Less hokes and lots of pokes

It's for the girls and for the boys

It livens up the night

It's better when you're crowded

And when you're packed in tight

Mr "

I'll be chanting that in my head!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?

I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum

I was thinking you whispering it in my ear…"

See this is why i can't get laid 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile

Oh christ why did you say that

Because if you’re already a bit anxious, making you panic is funny?

You’ll have an awesome time, enjoy it!"

I'm gonna have to wear a paper bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Are you down for it?

I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!'

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser

Just do it, you know you want to.

My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"

It won't switch off!

It’s incredibly easy to get tested these days. Zults app is also great for 3rd party verification and gives you a list of what you’ve been tested for. Super easy to use and it’s free. If they can’t be bothered to get tested and verify themselves as clean are they even worthy to begin with?

Just my 2 cents. Hope you have fun

"

Yep, that might have to be one of the requirements

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Blimey woman!

I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂

i can't imagine doing it with people i know

I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣

Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉

I am and I'm not guilty "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"I am meant to be dieting, but I thought oh fuck it and called at Gregg's.

"

Such a good choice.. I had to go to two yesterday to find a vegan sausage roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"

Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!

In 💯

I hear Midnight knows someone...

LvM

Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘

Haha the forum hive would implode

How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?

I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:

stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks

I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!

Snacks counts 90% of the judging points

Fwiw, I make fabulous date slices... "

Oooo i love date slices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"I imagine the Everton fans on here have had an oh fuck moment recently."

I have nothing

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...Watch this space!! "

Míddèrs, I'm watching this space. Simply to keep myself apprised, not to sate my non-existent voyeuristic tendancies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"...Watch this space!!

Míddèrs, I'm watching this space. Simply to keep myself apprised, not to sate my non-existent voyeuristic tendancies."

ahh research is very important

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Firstly... Nice 😎

Secondly, my oh fuck moment was reaching the checkout in Aldi and having to go back to the first aisle because I forgot to pick up fruit. I need more excitement in my life 😅

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