FabSwingers.com forum: Melon testing

By *reggSausage OP Man
18 weeks ago

derby

Yes you read that right, I’m in the supermarket, won’t tell you which one as you lot can be judgy but anyhoos

a) no one smiles in the supermarket, you should be happy there’s food there.

b) testing melons is what chefs do, animals in the wild do it too because they need the sugars, the fruit in the supermarket is not even close in terms of nutrition therefore you don’t need to do it, there’s no science to it, you are wasting your own time, looking like a fucking clown and touching all the fruit in the process, now I’m raging

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By *icecouple561Couple
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18 weeks ago

East Sussex

Ok.

I thought we were sitting melons behind a little melony desk and giving them an exam paper.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincoln

So you're a) because of b) then? It's shopping, it's not that serious 😅

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Ok.

I thought we were sitting melons behind a little melony desk and giving them an exam paper.

I was hoping to test some "melons"... 😁

LvM

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By *icecouple561Couple
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18 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Ok.

I thought we were sitting melons behind a little melony desk and giving them an exam paper.

I was hoping to test some "melons"... 😁

LvM"

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
18 weeks ago

Norwich

Thanks for the advice… I’ll remember not to feel my melons in the supermarket in future

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By *ou only live onceMan
18 weeks ago

London

Hey, my Nan - who grew up in the tropics - said you can tell when a melon is ripe with a little press, so I'm going to take her word over yours.

Besides, what's the big deal with touching a melon - no-one's eating the skin!

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By *osey WalesMan
18 weeks ago

Surrey

I thought it was a pre requisite to any shopping trip to give the melons a bit of a squeeze.

Bonus kudos for doing the clown honk honk sound at the same time

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

You knock on a melon to test it.

You don't squeeze 🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"You knock on a melon to test it.

You don't squeeze 🙄"

This. And you should check the size of the "nipple" at the bottom.

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By *dam1971Man
18 weeks ago

Bedford

"there’s no science to it, you are wasting your own time, looking like a fucking clown and touching all the fruit in the process, now I’m raging "

Maybe while you’re there you could get some decaf?

Let others enjoy their pathway and you can truly be free

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
18 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Thanks for the advice… I’ll remember not to feel my melons in the supermarket in future

Is it the same principle for cucumbers, aubergines and (if you're really lucky) butternut squash??? 😉😂

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By *uke olovingmanMan
18 weeks ago

Gravesend

"You knock on a melon to test it.

You don't squeeze 🙄

This. And you should check the size of the "nipple" at the bottom."

Surely that's a clitoris....quite difficult to find

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