FabSwingers.com forum: What's worse

By *oralltherightreasons OP Couple
13 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

And really short message like Hi

Or a really long and rambling story message

In sone ways the long rambling ones for me are the worse because I feel obliged to reply even if its a no but feel guilty as they spent so much time, especially when it's obviously not a copy paste message

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Neither. Just look at the pictures and decide to reply from there.

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By *teelballsMan
13 weeks ago

central london

For me a “Hi” is worse. In so far as i know full well it will lead nowhere.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
13 weeks ago

Lincoln

Just "hi" gets d pretty immediate delete. A long rambling one can at least hold some entertainment value in a weird way 😅

LvM

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

Idk but neither of them work so doesn’t matter which is worse. They’re both shit.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
13 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Neither catch my attention. Both go in the bin the same 💜

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

There are loads of things worse than both of those things.

A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.

A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad "

Needed a new Fox glove. Fair

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By *urry BlokeMan
13 weeks ago

Stalybridge

This response is aimed primarily at men...

I prefer 'hi' rather than some contrived polite introduction bullshit

You're only messaging me cos you want to suck me off (or me suck you off)

Cut the crap, get to it

If I fancy you, we might

If I don't, we won't

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
13 weeks ago

Lincoln

"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.

A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad

Needed a new Fox glove. Fair"

Careful, that's poisonous 😉

LvM

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.

A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad

Needed a new Fox glove. Fair"

I see what you did there. She did leave an egg and a trainer in exchange which I think is fair but no use to me when I'm pruning my bush

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

Anyway to answer the question. Long and rambling is my least favourite. 'Hi' I can work with.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Hi doesn't even get opened. Rambling is ok its interesting

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Perfunctory messages — short or long are discarded. I only focus on the qualitative ones.

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By *aven.Woman
13 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Neither. Just look at the pictures and decide to reply from there."

This.

Honestly write what you want, if I don't find you attractive I aren't replying.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The long rambling not copy and pasted bespoke short story fantasy are the worst by far.

They've put a lot of effort into that and generally it's an automatic no. At least with an 'hi' there's the possibility they may up their game in the second message.

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By *arnalVisitsMan
13 weeks ago

Whitstable

"Neither catch my attention. Both go in the bin the same 💜"

Fact!

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By *arnalVisitsMan
13 weeks ago

Whitstable

"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.

A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad "

I feel the need for closure on this story!

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By *880 SaintMan
13 weeks ago

Essex

Any message from a woman, long or short would be nice 😂

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By *issmorganWoman
13 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

If its a cringey graphic long message, describing what they'd do in detail, that's worse than a hi in my opinion.

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By *allipygousMan
13 weeks ago

Leicester

"Neither. Just look at the pictures and decide to reply from there."

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By *irty-pairCouple
13 weeks ago

South Essex

A “Hi” might get a reply if their profile looks great, but ultimately we’re not interested in monosyllabic or one-line responses. It’s impossible to build a rapport with someone like that. Neither do we like war and peace, but at least that shows some effort!

A few paragraphs, showing interest in us, is the sweet spot

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"… which I think is fair but no use to me when I'm pruning my bush

Is this a euphemism?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

"… which I think is fair but no use to me when I'm pruning my bush

Is this a euphemism?

Everything is a euphemism if you're so inclined

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.

A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad

I feel the need for closure on this story! "

There is no closure for the original glove which was probably left in someone else's garden.

We have little gifts all the time from one particular vixen, she buries eggs in the greenhouse, the flowers pots and vegetable patch and her mother tried to get into our conservatory. She also makes off with flower pots and any random object left lying around.

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich

I always think long rambling messages are probably copied and pasted to 100 others and “hi” I don’t even open

although if I do open a message I always feel obliged to reply even just to say no thanks and then I’m usually met with a rude message reply

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By *allipygousMan
13 weeks ago

Leicester

A message I received from a two week old couples profile...

"Hey hope your well mate ? You look great 😜

Genuine open minded couple both horny and a great sex drives , I talked (REDACTED) into this side lol , she was nervous but loved it , have only had 2 experiences together with 2 guys on separate occasions, both were older and dominated her with me ( in a horny way ) big turn on for her doing what I say ( in a horny way ) with the right guy and all comfortable, you can dom her and give her bbc experience again, she’s only tried it once , the guy we met in the second time was 63 white big , both destroyed her and the random meet was horny as fuck , be great to chat if you like 👍🏻"

My response...

"Hey (REDACTED), thanks for the interest but I'm not a BBC. Although I don't mind being in control I'm not into dominating women and I'm certainly not into destroying them. Like I said, thanks but no thanks"

🤷🏾‍♂️

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

If it's graphically unpleasant, it's worse than hi, as I may see some of it, without eye bleach to hand

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