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By *illan-Killash OP   Man
3 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

The word nun is just an n doing a cartwheel.

That is all. As you were.......

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By *batMan
3 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Hooray!!!

I like it.

Gbat

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
3 weeks ago

Markfield

Oh! 🤸

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

S. Herts

007 is just 0 having an accident

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"007 is just 0 having an accident "

oo7 commander

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Bidford On Avon

Before was was was, was was is.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

S. Herts


"What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Clever

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By *eordieJeansCouple
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"007 is just 0 having an accident "

It’s also another word for an upside down toilet.

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By *istalloverCouple
3 weeks ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the tube.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
3 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the tube.

"

Oooh.... 🤔😵‍💫

Confused in Cheshire

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

It doesn't matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If you put an I in the middle of To Let you get toilet.

It has amused me for over 40 years.

Ps. I’m easily amused

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By *idssissyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

An old one

Assume makes an ass out of u and me

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"The word nun is just an n doing a cartwheel.

That is all. As you were......."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"It doesn't matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder."

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By *illan-Killash OP   Man
3 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Do crabs look up at humans and ask each other "why are they walking sideways?"

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
3 weeks ago

liverpool

*I* didn't say we should kill him

I *didn't* say we should kill him

I didn't *say* we should kill him

I didn't say *we* should kill him

I didn't say we *should* kill him

I didn't say we should *kill* him

I didn't say we should kill *him*

Emphasis is everything

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By *illan-Killash OP   Man
3 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"*I* didn't say we should kill him

I *didn't* say we should kill him

I didn't *say* we should kill him

I didn't say *we* should kill him

I didn't say we *should* kill him

I didn't say we should *kill* him

I didn't say we should kill *him*

Emphasis is everything "

And capitals & punctuation.

You're either going to help your uncle Jack, off a horse or you're going to help your uncle jack-off a horse.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
3 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

What came first, the chicken or the egg

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By *ir tootusMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Well that's funny because nuns don't work on Sundays. 🔫

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Oh that made me laugh out loud 😂

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincoln

No, hang on, he's got a point 🤔

LvM

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By *ames250122Man
3 weeks ago

Worcester


"The word nun is just an n doing a cartwheel.

That is all. As you were......."

lol love it

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By *ang3r13Man
3 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Just a thought...

If you didn't have thumbs, would the bottom half of your sandwich fall off?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Just a thought...

If you didn't have thumbs, would the bottom half of your sandwich fall off?"

Oh I like that thought

...not of losing my sandwich, obviously

C

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By *batMan
3 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"What came first, the chicken or the egg "

There's actually an answer for this .....

All types of animals are descended from an earlier type of animal.

Therefore the first ever chicken was descended from a similar animal that laid an egg and hey presto, the first ever chicken hatched.

Gbat

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