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By *illan-Killash OP Man
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

The word nun is just an n doing a cartwheel.

That is all. As you were.......

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By *batMan
10 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Hooray!!!

I like it.

Gbat

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
10 weeks ago

Markfield

Oh! 🤸

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts

007 is just 0 having an accident

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"007 is just 0 having an accident "

oo7 commander

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham

Before was was was, was was is.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts

"What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Clever

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"007 is just 0 having an accident "

It’s also another word for an upside down toilet.

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By *istalloverCouple
10 weeks ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the tube.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
10 weeks ago

Debauchery

"Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the tube.

Oooh.... 🤔😵‍💫

Confused in Cheshire

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

It doesn't matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If you put an I in the middle of To Let you get toilet.

It has amused me for over 40 years.

Ps. I’m easily amused

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By *idssissyTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Birmingham

An old one

Assume makes an ass out of u and me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

"The word nun is just an n doing a cartwheel.

That is all. As you were......."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

"It doesn't matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder."

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Do crabs look up at humans and ask each other "why are they walking sideways?"

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
10 weeks ago

liverpool

*I* didn't say we should kill him

I *didn't* say we should kill him

I didn't *say* we should kill him

I didn't say *we* should kill him

I didn't say we *should* kill him

I didn't say we should *kill* him

I didn't say we should kill *him*

Emphasis is everything

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"*I* didn't say we should kill him

I *didn't* say we should kill him

I didn't *say* we should kill him

I didn't say *we* should kill him

I didn't say we *should* kill him

I didn't say we should *kill* him

I didn't say we should kill *him*

Emphasis is everything "

And capitals & punctuation.

You're either going to help your uncle Jack, off a horse or you're going to help your uncle jack-off a horse.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

What came first, the chicken or the egg

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By *ount TootusMan
10 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Well that's funny because nuns don't work on Sundays. 🔫

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

Oh that made me laugh out loud 😂

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincoln

No, hang on, he's got a point 🤔

LvM

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By *ames250122Man
10 weeks ago

Worcester

"The word nun is just an n doing a cartwheel.

That is all. As you were......."

lol love it

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By *ang3r13Man
10 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Just a thought...

If you didn't have thumbs, would the bottom half of your sandwich fall off?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Just a thought...

If you didn't have thumbs, would the bottom half of your sandwich fall off?"

Oh I like that thought

...not of losing my sandwich, obviously

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By *batMan
10 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"What came first, the chicken or the egg

There's actually an answer for this .....

All types of animals are descended from an earlier type of animal.

Therefore the first ever chicken was descended from a similar animal that laid an egg and hey presto, the first ever chicken hatched.

Gbat

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