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By *aughtycouple1008 OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

west london

There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...

A fresh lick of paint...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living my best life.’ - I don’t know exactly why but that phrase really pisses me off.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

Anything that contains the word naughty

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

It is what it is. It seems to have become an excuse for not bothering.

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

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By *ames_dieselMan
11 weeks ago

London

Any business jargon/talk.

‘Getting ahead of the curve, take this offline,’ blah blah.

Speak normally you absolute arseholes.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Birmingham

Man Up

Get over yourself

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By *hilledExplorerMan
11 weeks ago

Colchester

The word Ick.

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By *immyGGMan
11 weeks ago

South Cheshire

Live, laugh, love.

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By *heCucksCouple
11 weeks ago

West Midlands

‘It’s a vibe’

‘It’s giving.. xyz’

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By *og-ManMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere

On before...know the score

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
11 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Long story short..

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By *aiducMan
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

'Not looking for single guys'

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By *ingleGent45Man
11 weeks ago

Clacton

"lady boner" makes me proper cringe lol. women that call their tits "the girls" or "the twins" or call their bra a "booby holster" instant turn off! can't think of nothing else lol. x

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Keep it the thread please

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere


""lady boner" makes me proper cringe lol. women that call their tits "the girls" or "the twins" or call their bra a "booby holster" instant turn off! can't think of nothing else lol. x"

I'm here, you called 😂😂.

I watch tiktok on the daily, so I've picked up a few phrases that have been mentioned, I can't help it lol.

I can't stand "obsessed"....anyone that says that clearly wasn't a take that fan in 1992 with posters all over their rooms, cutting even the smallest of pictures out of smash hits or fast forward magazine, carrying it all around in a folder (I shit you not). Oh and the bedding 😂

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
11 weeks ago

The Lake District

"destroyed me that much i cant walk"

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Just one word “Sloppy”. Someone messaged asking for a sloppy bj and it was instant turn off

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By *d mirerMan
11 weeks ago

lost

Nom nom nom

Fucks sake

Shut up when your eating

I don’t need the fucking sound effects !

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


""destroyed me that much i cant walk" "

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By *ingleGent45Man
11 weeks ago

Clacton


""lady boner" makes me proper cringe lol. women that call their tits "the girls" or "the twins" or call their bra a "booby holster" instant turn off! can't think of nothing else lol. x

I'm here, you called 😂😂.

I watch tiktok on the daily, so I've picked up a few phrases that have been mentioned, I can't help it lol.

I can't stand "obsessed"....anyone that says that clearly wasn't a take that fan in 1992 with posters all over their rooms, cutting even the smallest of pictures out of smash hits or fast forward magazine, carrying it all around in a folder (I shit you not). Oh and the bedding 😂"

Haha Lady boner as part of a name is ok! no haha it still makes me cringe, all I think it is is the word boner, I hear or read boner straight away I think of a boner which obviously would be really out of place on a woman hence the dislike of it lol x Go Take That! I love Gary Barlow the man is a genius. x

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By *lickingFingersMan
11 weeks ago

Wilts

Work hard. Play hard.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

[Removed by poster at 30/08/24 14:32:58]

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
11 weeks ago

your head


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🤣🤣

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By *zeroMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

What's for you, won't go by you.

Absolute nonsense, pretend wisdom.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

'I need to speak my truth'

If *your* truth is different to *the* truth it ain't truth.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

'real woman/man'

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
11 weeks ago

your head

Not a phrase but "Mmmmm" it's awful. I don't care how charming and good looking you are, it's a complete turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

No Woody!! Get off!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

'oooft '

Don't like it

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Not a phrase but "Mmmmm" it's awful. I don't care how charming and good looking you are, it's a complete turn off. "

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x5WhYUAOMDs&si=44wl6OMGGw-NBHuP

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

More words than phrases really - Hun, babe, mate

If you call me any other those, I'm guaranteed an eye roll and not in a good way.

C

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Woodstock


"It is what it is. It seems to have become an excuse for not bothering."

👍

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Woodstock


"‘Living my best life.’ - I don’t know exactly why but that phrase really pisses me off."

👍Indeed; does anyone ‘live their worst life’? We only have one to choose from!

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Woodstock


"Any business jargon/talk.

‘Getting ahead of the curve, take this offline,’ blah blah.

Speak normally you absolute arseholes. "

The civil service is just as bad if not worse for this meaningless drivel. It makes me feel increasingly homicidal!

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Woodstock


"'I need to speak my truth'

If *your* truth is different to *the* truth it ain't truth. "

👍

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

When you think about it...

No that's your thoughts about it, not mine. I'll tell you my thoughts about it when you're done trying to tell me how it is.

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

What you see is what you get

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By *otelfun555888Man
11 weeks ago

Guildford

Going forward

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By *huramMan
11 weeks ago

London

"The audacity."

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By *ulfilthmentMan
11 weeks ago

Just around the corner

Suited and booted.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Any corporation that says "we're like a family"

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By *umalotagainMan
11 weeks ago

a town called malice

Moist

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By *ixfootfiveandabitMan
11 weeks ago

oxford

Holibops

Should be punished by giving said person 2 weeks in Pyongyang or Beirut

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By *lan157Man
11 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

" At the end of the day...." Please find something else to start your sentence with .

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Ngl - not gonna lie.

I dislike this for 2 reasons. 1. Because my literal autistic brain immediately jumps to a suspicious place and asks "is this person saying that sometimes they'd choose to lie?". Then I tell it to be quiet and that it's just a figure of speech.

2. Because I didn't know what it meant for ages and thought people were addressing someone called Nigel, and then I felt silly once the penny dropped

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By *umalotagainMan
11 weeks ago

a town called malice


"" At the end of the day...." Please find something else to start your sentence with . "

I normally fining that line for them

At the end of the day…… IT GETS DARK!

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By *zeroMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Holibops

Should be punished by giving said person 2 weeks in Pyongyang or Beirut "

We're you not a fan of getting a holibob for the platty jubes?

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Lol. This isn’t 2002 and you don’t need to economise on characters. Oh and you’re (supposedly) a grown up.

As soon as you stop looking you’ll find someone! Fuck off.

Saying “Literally” in response to a statement.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

FIFY

Cos I always forget what it means and have to look it up again.

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands


"Lol. This isn’t 2002 and you don’t need to economise on characters. Oh and you’re (supposedly) a grown up.

As soon as you stop looking you’ll find someone! Fuck off.

Saying “Literally” in response to a statement."

This literally made me lol.

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

I’m offended

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By *aM 689Man
11 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Holibops

Should be punished by giving said person 2 weeks in Pyongyang or Beirut "

Compared to where I'm from, Pyongyang or Beirut sound like a decent holibops destination 🤣

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By *ames_dieselMan
11 weeks ago

London

If I'm being honest!

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By *ingerTwistWoman
11 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I hate "you do you!" it just comes off as passive aggressive to me.

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
11 weeks ago

Colchester

"Kinky"

1. Kink is specific to people.

2. Kink is serious, kinky makes me think of horsey, doggy, hang on! What's that about lol!

3. It's lazy! Be specific about what is being said or done, if it's good!

Now why I post crap like this I don't know!

But answered another thread by accident, it is cathartic posting on forums!

Angel-ish x

Have great weekends everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"living the moment"

"deep conversations"

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"I hate "you do you!" it just comes off as passive aggressive to me. "

I don't hate it, but I also find it extremely passive-aggressive!

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By *ango and gashCouple
11 weeks ago

bilston

Not really a saying I don't think ,but when you are talking to someone and they keep replying,yeah, yeah, yeah,does my coconut in ,

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.

People beginning everything they say with “so…”

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.

People beginning everything they say with “so…”"

Forsooth, I must disabuse you of any pernicious notion that all sesquipedalians are trying to impress upon thee...

So...what say you?

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By *ML49Man
11 weeks ago

Burnley

Positivity

Drama free

Both of them coming from the same person and you know you have to run.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Partner-in-crime" when used in the dating sense.

I'm only looking for a lackey, a sidekick at best.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Any variation of people calling themselves either sarcastic or a knob. It just comes off as phony and trying to hard.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.

People beginning everything they say with “so…”

Forsooth, I must disabuse you of any pernicious notion that all sesquipedalians are trying to impress upon thee...

So...what say you?"

Yeah, that nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Any variation of people calling themselves either sarcastic or a knob. It just comes off as phony and trying to hard."

But if I call someone a nob, it’s a bloody great compliment from me.

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By *ondiego85Man
11 weeks ago

nottingham

“Take it on the chin”

Especially when said by that notorious clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Any variation of people calling themselves either sarcastic or a knob. It just comes off as phony and trying to hard.

But if I call someone a nob, it’s a bloody great compliment from me. "

Oh as a term of endearment, it's great

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By *ondiego85Man
11 weeks ago

nottingham

Oh, and “that’s the bollocks” or “that’s the dog’s bollocks”

Honestly, so cringeworthy

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Lol. This isn’t 2002 and you don’t need to economise on characters. Oh and you’re (supposedly) a grown up.

As soon as you stop looking you’ll find someone! Fuck off.

Saying “Literally” in response to a statement.

This literally made me lol."

FFS Daizy!! One can go off people, you know

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

The use of the word ‘cheeky’ to try and make doing something completely normal sound as if it is in some way adventurous or rebellious.

“I’m going for a cheeky pint”

Really, what’s cheeky about it?

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By *istyblue1967Man
11 weeks ago

manchester

can i get.....

when ordering

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...

A fresh lick of paint..."

Be kind to the script writers. Speaking from experience here. There are only many ways you can describe things...

A fresh coat of paint.

A fresh paint of paint.

A new coating of colours.

A new application of that colourful stuff that smells bad for a few days but makes your house look nice.

A fresh brushing of pigment suspended in paint that may or may not be toxic but makes your environment look colourful in the short term.

(I'll stop now.)

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"‘Living my best life.’ - I don’t know exactly why but that phrase really pisses me off."

But Oprah loves it so much...

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By *illybeachboyMan
11 weeks ago

Guernsey

Let's make memories....urgh

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. This also applies to any other group or individual who copies or removes any of our photos for any purpose without our written consent.

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Ha ha ha. Honestly I cringe when I see that in people's profiles. Of course I'm always too nice to remind them of what happens when you right click...

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By *alandNitaCouple
11 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Not a phrase but "Mmmmm" it's awful. I don't care how charming and good looking you are, it's a complete turn off.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x5WhYUAOMDs&si=44wl6OMGGw-NBHuP"

I agree...

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"The use of the word ‘cheeky’ to try and make doing something completely normal sound as if it is in some way adventurous or rebellious.

“I’m going for a cheeky pint”

Really, what’s cheeky about it?"

Ha ha ha. I still haven't figured out what that's about. What makes a pint cheeky be non-cheeky.

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...

A fresh lick of paint...

Be kind to the script writers. Speaking from experience here. There are only many ways you can describe things...

A fresh coat of paint.

A fresh paint of paint.

A new coating of colours.

A new application of that colourful stuff that smells bad for a few days but makes your house look nice.

A fresh brushing of pigment suspended in paint that may or may not be toxic but makes your environment look colourful in the short term.

(I'll stop now.)"

Haha. How about “He’s painted it.”

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"‘It’s a vibe’

‘It’s giving.. xyz’"

Yes especially when saying being a woman, "it's a vibe."

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By *erry bull1Man
11 weeks ago

doncaster

Just touching base

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...

A fresh lick of paint...

Be kind to the script writers. Speaking from experience here. There are only many ways you can describe things...

A fresh coat of paint.

A fresh paint of paint.

A new coating of colours.

A new application of that colourful stuff that smells bad for a few days but makes your house look nice.

A fresh brushing of pigment suspended in paint that may or may not be toxic but makes your environment look colourful in the short term.

(I'll stop now.)

Haha. How about “He’s painted it.” "

Yeah but that's not very poetic tho... 🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

The word ick, by supposedly intelligent adults

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"Live, laugh, love.

"

That's so 2010. 🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.

People beginning everything they say with “so…”

Forsooth, I must disabuse you of any pernicious notion that all sesquipedalians are trying to impress upon thee...

So...what say you?

·

Yeah, that nonsense."

Innit.

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By *odkajemWoman
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ugh, brace yourselves...

Anything along the lines of.....

"I need my balls drained"

Instant block 100% of the time

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago

I can one-up you all. In no particular order...

- Let's parse that for a while. (No, let's stop and think about that for a while.)

- Referring to how one's behaviour or decisions comes across as "the optics..." Esp when no optometrists are in any way involved.

- A personal dislike of ours on this platform which is referring to sex as filthy and hoping that others will see that as enticing and not just cringeworthy and juvenile.

- Oh and shortening any term in thinking it'll make you sound cool and hip to the young folk. As in algo instead of algorithm.

I could go on but I appreciate you people have lives...

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By *exySenseiCouple
11 weeks ago


"Ugh, brace yourselves...

Anything along the lines of.....

"I need my balls drained"

Instant block 100% of the time "

Any bloke who talks about blowjobs and getting his cock drained "until the last drop". Or something similar.

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I can one-up you all. In no particular order...

- Let's parse that for a while. (No, let's stop and think about that for a while.)

- Referring to how one's behaviour or decisions comes across as "the optics..." Esp when no optometrists are in any way involved.

- A personal dislike of ours on this platform which is referring to sex as filthy and hoping that others will see that as enticing and not just cringeworthy and juvenile.

- Oh and shortening any term in thinking it'll make you sound cool and hip to the young folk. As in algo instead of algorithm.

I could go on but I appreciate you people have lives...

"

Yes!

What’s the sitch?

I’ll send you the deets

Gimme your ad

Obvs

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By *ampireLoveMan
11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Chillaxing.

Oh how the rage kicks in when I here that!

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

“I’ll send you an invite”

No, you’ll send me an invitation, or you’ll invite me.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

It’s wine o’clock.

No, just fuck off.

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By *ampireLoveMan
11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"It’s wine o’clock.

No, just fuck off."

😂😂😂 I so feel the emotion of your response 🤣🤣

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By *ampireLoveMan
11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Thanks in advance.

Screw you! Definitely not doing what you asked now!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Looking for exceptional males only"... While offering nothing exceptional themselves

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By *elboy1978Man
11 weeks ago

Fellgate

I will get back to you and they never do

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By *aM 689Man
11 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"I will get back to you and they never do"

I do this all the time .. but its mostly to do with stupid questions or requests .. "Will get back to you" translated means am i fuck 🤣

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Woodstock


"“I’ll send you an invite”

No, you’ll send me an invitation, or you’ll invite me."

👍

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Woodstock


"Chillaxing.

Oh how the rage kicks in when I here that!"

👍

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
11 weeks ago

Swindon

"I'm not being funny, but INSERT SHIT TAKE HERE"

"I'm not (homophobic/racist/transphobic) but (insert awful opinion here)"

Goat

Poggers

Moist

"Not all men"

"Real men/women..."

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By *rucking-HellMan
11 weeks ago

Northampton

"Anyhoo"

Agh... for some reason that touches a nerve with me. I hate it.

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By *rucking-HellMan
11 weeks ago

Northampton

"you can reach out to me"

Say anything but this. Call me, contact me, give us a shout....

but please, don't say "reach out"

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

London


"If I'm being honest! "

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By *aramel.desiresMan
11 weeks ago

London

I hate "It is what it is"

To me it's surrendering to the status and saying we can not do anything to change it.

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By *cotty_01ukMan
11 weeks ago

birmingham

This is the best place You will see!!

Oh fuck off I'd rather wank not clean up bye🤣

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
11 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

I hate it when people start nearly every sentence with the word 'so'

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
11 weeks ago

Cardiff


""I'm not being funny, but INSERT SHIT TAKE HERE"

"I'm not (homophobic/racist/transphobic) but (insert awful opinion here)"

Goat

Poggers

Moist

"Not all men"

"Real men/women..."

"

YES! To all of these

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By *olds CoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Louth

When at the pub or in a shop and they say "Can I get......" No you bloody well can't, we employ people to get it for you.

Also "Inappropriate", inappropriate to who, certainly not me.

And when I say "Have you got......?" and the reply "Yes I do", NO it's "Yes I have". There are no end of them.

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By *olds CoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Louth


"I hate it when people start nearly every sentence with the word 'so' "

That really pisses us off too, it seems beloved of students on quiz shows.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sugar daddy or daddy and his little princess

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
11 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"I hate it when people start nearly every sentence with the word 'so'

That really pisses us off too, it seems beloved of students on quiz shows. "

Omg yesssss.. It's mainly the students.. I mean I went to uni and don't feel the need to start every sentence with the word so..

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By *neeyedwillieMan
11 weeks ago

Darlington

What a joyful happy place the fab forums are.

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By *orfolk LegendMan
11 weeks ago

kings lynn

“It’s not an airport, no need to announce your departure”. And they say it thinking no one has ever heard it before . Oh, and no I have never had it said to me.

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By *abluesbabyMan
11 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"They're 100% genuine"

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
11 weeks ago

Carmarthen

“Direction of travel”

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By *lint-EverhardMan
11 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I don't let such triviality get to me. . . . .

Which has just got to me. DOH!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
11 weeks ago

Halifax

I aren't even joking.

You know what I mean?..

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

There giving 110% !🤔

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Here's one that always leaves me bemused:

When someone in earnest asks on a thread "What's your favourite smell?", expecting responses like "oh, freshly baked bread"...

However, there will always be a reprobate who answers -

"petrichor" or "I love the smell of napalm in the morning". Originality isn't lost on these folks who thrive on clichés.

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By *eamworkboyMan
11 weeks ago

Irvine

Any grown man on here saying yummy or panties drives me mad

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By *weetkitten65Woman
11 weeks ago

Halifax


"Any grown man on here saying yummy or panties drives me mad "

What about Yummy Panties?

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Any grown man on here saying yummy or panties drives me mad "

What about mad yummy mummies who drive wearing wet panties?

Oh, and this Fab: there are no grown men. We're all puerile on here.

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By *ase4122Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

Not so much a phrase or saying, but text speak drives me mad. So lazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

This might be something small or a thing of nothing to some but when someone say the word " enjoy " on its own 🙄🙄, say " enjoy you meal " .." enjoy the game " . " Enjoy the concert"... Whatever..it doesn't matter, as if you're not gonna enjoy the meal you just ordered..🫣🫣🫣.

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By *ommyTighMan
11 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Chillax- hate it

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Mum/dad bod 🤮

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

When people replace full stops with lol.

‘Just been to the shops lol’

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By *issBlackedCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

In Scotland, around 2010, we had a regional pandemic where people couldn't not use the word "ideal".

This was swiftly followed up with a second wave where people found they could no longer utilise the word "actual" correctly.

Also "mmmmmmmmmmm" makes me sick to my stomach.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria


"In Scotland, around 2010, we had a regional pandemic where people couldn't not use the word "ideal".

This was swiftly followed up with a second wave where people found they could no longer utilise the word "actual" correctly.

Also "mmmmmmmmmmm" makes me sick to my stomach."

The whole mmmmm thing gives us the dry bowl.

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By *imply DeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Wherever

Fun, in a context of this site.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

*boak

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I didn't think i'd have one but I do.....

'Charge it to the game' or 'Just put it down to the game' ......

What a really meaningless piece of cliche ....

In fact it's worse - it's defeatist

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By *lla_eastWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

“Literally” in the non-literal sense.

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By *imply DeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Wherever

“Getting down to business”, in a context of this site.

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
11 weeks ago

Colchester

Completely agree with blocking anyone that mmmmmmmm's at us.

I hate Lush too

Lush can fuck right off a bit further

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

London

Yikes - lots of stuff in this forum post I agree with and equally I few I also write!

Apologies in advance to those that despair of such inadequate communication xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'I'm not racist, but...'

This is always said before they demonstrate that they are actually racist.

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By *anae21Woman
11 weeks ago

Nearer than you think

It's probably a sign of my advancing years, pedantry and lack of patience but almost every post in this thread had me nodding in agreement.

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Anything with artisan in it

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By *olfandtazCouple
11 weeks ago

Bristol

YOLO - so inaccurate... you live every day, you only die once!

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

Grow up

Not looking for single guys

Im married but she doesn’t know so don’t tell anyone

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By *oyahandrussCouple
11 weeks ago

Nr Rugby

I'm gonna eat you out 👎

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London

People that describe things as "classy". So loaded, and so often not.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
11 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

You know your getting eaten out 🤣🤣

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Most of the silly phrases the darn kids are using these days.

Yeet

Drip

Yolo

Jokes (instead of actually laughing)

Bae

To name a few.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

I don't bite... unless you want me too.

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By *akHeartWoodMan
11 weeks ago

Crawley

When someone says explains something very simple in simple terms and then says "if that makes sense".

Yes it made sense. You simply explained how to turn the kettle on.

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By *uckurcumMan
11 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Bro ..

Insane ....

Enough said....

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester


"Any grown man on here saying yummy or panties drives me mad

What about mad yummy mummies who drive wearing wet panties?

Oh, and this Fab: there are no grown men. We're all puerile on here. "

Or titties?

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Bro ..

Insane ....

Enough said...."

And even worse: Bruv

People who say “At the end of the day” and the way worse and distinctly more chavvy “Enda day mate”.

These people disgust me.

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