FabSwingers.com forum: Pick three kinky things.

By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

So you’ve talked your way into a lovers bedroom and you found out they are all 50 shades of grey…. 😏…

In front of you there are many toys to play with but you can ONLY CHOOSE 3

Blind fold

Rope

Handcuffs

Spreader bar

Fluffy slippers

Paddle

Whip

Feather duster

Tv remote loaded with Netflix

Bottle of wine/rum

Blanket

Ice cubes

Bed straps

Dildo

Swing

🌈

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
17 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Can I go hunting for the good impact toys or do I have to make do with what's laid out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Can I go hunting for the good impact toys or do I have to make do with what's laid out?"

What’s there. Sorry.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll take the rainbow please. And probably the wine.

Cheers. 🍷

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By *lirtyfun123Woman
17 weeks ago

essex

Blindfold, rope, dildo

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By *entleman JayMan
17 weeks ago

Wakefield

Any candles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"I’ll take the rainbow please. And probably the wine.

Cheers. 🍷 "

and your 3rd…. I’m guessing fluffy slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Any candles? "

*woody re-read post.

Apparently not

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"and your 3rd…. I’m guessing fluffy slippers

I don’t need a third, but thanks.

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By *imon1980Man
17 weeks ago

Hoxton Shoreditch Hackney

Blindfold

Spreader bar

Bed straps

Love to walk in on someone like that for a totally anonymous meet

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By *eliWoman
17 weeks ago

Can I return them to Ann Summers and find another lover elsewhere?

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By *idssissyTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hand cuffs

Spreader bar

Paddle

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By *acey_RedWoman
17 weeks ago

Liverpool

Blindfold, handcuffs, whip

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By *weetiepie99Woman
17 weeks ago

cardiff

Wine, TV remote always

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Can I return them to Ann Summers and find another lover elsewhere?"

do you have your receipt? 😏

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
17 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Blindfold

Ice cubes

Dildo

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By *eordieJeansCouple
17 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ll take the wine and the rum and some ice cubes. Thanks

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By *egDaySkipperMan
17 weeks ago

Liverpool

No strapon on that list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"No strapon on that list

Sorry no. I just copy and pasted my last Amazon order.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"No strapon on that list

Sorry no. I just copy and pasted my last Amazon order. "

Other online shopping apps are available. …😬

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By *hrista BellendWoman
17 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Blindfold, bed straps, ice

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Spreader bar. Dildo. Blindfold

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By *inx000Couple
17 weeks ago

Manchester

Blindfold Rope Spreader bar

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By *IXEN200Woman
17 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Blindfold

Whip

Ice cubes

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By *olfandtazCouple
17 weeks ago

Bristol

Rope

Paddle

Whip

Can do impact play and a suspension from the ceiling hooks we have here

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By *aizyWoman
17 weeks ago

west midlands

Bed straps for him, fluffy slippers and tv remote loaded with Netflix for me

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By *egDaySkipperMan
17 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Bed straps for him, fluffy slippers and tv remote loaded with Netflix for me

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Rum

Ice Cube

Bed Straps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Bed straps for him, fluffy slippers and tv remote loaded with Netflix for me

Haha. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Food play 1. My body nude on the table full of all things lovely to eat .. I am the dinner .2.“playing Doctor and Nurses dressing up Exploring the bodies in medical play . 3.High Heel Fetish

High heels

High heels subtly change the wearer’s posture to a more “butt out” and “tits up” look.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Stockport

I'd put the fluffy slippers on, wrap the blanket around both of us, and we'd watch the netflix. It's about as close as I ever get to doing The Sex.

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By *WANDTGCouple
17 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Spreader bar and swing ( because we've not played with those yet) then blindfold

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
17 weeks ago

Not the North West...

TV remote

Rum

Blanket

He can show himself the door

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By *reative-mindMan
17 weeks ago

Exeter

Professor Plum, In the Library with the Spreader bar....

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By *punk n gushCouple
17 weeks ago

deal

Could easily get Rid of 3 of them but as I can only pick 3 to have would have to be whip paddle and dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Professor Plum, In the Library with the Spreader bar....

You got 1 right.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I bring myself, jelly babies and a whoopee cushion

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By *orphia2003Woman
17 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Good job I always bring my own bag of kink to meets.

Out of the list provided I'd choose whip, dildo and rum (for after play)

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By *luesindminorMan
17 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
17 weeks ago

Bradford

"So you’ve talked your way into a lovers bedroom and you found out they are all 50 shades of grey…. 😏…

In front of you there are many toys to play with but you can ONLY CHOOSE 3

Blind fold

Rope

Handcuffs

Spreader bar

Fluffy slippers

Paddle

Whip

Feather duster

Tv remote loaded with Netflix

Bottle of wine/rum

Blanket

Ice cubes

Bed straps

Dildo

Swing

🌈

Rope, bed straps and the whip, I’m not sure what I’m doing with any of these things though hahaha

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By *luesindminorMan
17 weeks ago

Birmingham

I should really check these things before posting!!

If I had to choose only three from the list:

Rope: because that is what I was known for.

Can improvise, so don’t need a spreader bar ..

Paddle: of course

Dildo: so the evening lasts …

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By *ensuallover1000Man
17 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m really vanilla so, the fluffy slippers, feather duster and blanket for me 🤭

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By *eroLondonMan
17 weeks ago

Mayfair

▪️Blind fold

▪️Bottle of wine

▪️Ice cubes

Those who know me will know why I chose those. Those who don't know me will know me soon enough. 😈

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By *anceAloneWoman
17 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

"I’ll take the rainbow please. And probably the wine.

Cheers. 🍷 "

It's a date 😆

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By *vaRose43Woman
17 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

What sort of whip is it woody?

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By *illy IdolMan
17 weeks ago

Midlands

Wine, blindfold and dildo.

It's not very Mr Grey I know

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By *ittlebirdWoman
17 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t get the choice…

💯

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By *onsnow44Man
17 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City

Blindfold

Rope

Handcuffs

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
17 weeks ago

Southampton

Wine, paddle, blindfold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"I don’t get the choice…

💯"

^hot 🔥

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By *hyguyx93Man
17 weeks ago

Horley

Bareback, public and filming

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
17 weeks ago

Southampton

"I don’t get the choice…

💯"

Correct answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Bareback, public and filming

*Woody re reads choices ….

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By *mmaleiaWoman
17 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Fluffy slippers, bottle of wine, and a dildo, I’m sorted, their kink chest is dull

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

1. Bed Straps...I hope they're decent ones Woody, I wouldn't want him getting away!

2. Whip...to take great pleasure in punishing above mentioned 'him' for all his wrongdoings!

3. Wine and Rum...Number 2 could take a while and it's likely I'll get very thirsty!

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I only need two.

The bed straps and the TV remote with netflix.

I'll get you hooked on Star trek the next generation, one way or another.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
17 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Fluffy slippers

Netflix

Blanket

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
17 weeks ago

Next Door

Ice cubes

Dildo

Swing

Very vanilla

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
17 weeks ago

St Leonards

Swing

Ice cubes

Netflix

There's a series I really want to watch, I was always the kid swinging on his chair at school because it's fun, and I can keep her happy by lobbing ice cubes into her gaping bumhole.

Every 4 that go in, she gets a swing-mounted fingerblast as a present.

As long as I can still watch Netflix, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Tonight netflix, wine and blanket.

Tomorrow night, rope blindfold and blind fold.

We need chill time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

"Tonight netflix, wine and blanket.

Tomorrow night, rope blindfold and blind fold.

We need chill time

What about in Thursday? 😅

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By *ensualMan
17 weeks ago

Sutton

I am assuming this is all fantasy and there is no need for a negotiation on the use of the items and the person's experience of any items. As in the 50SOG negotiation scene.

Rope

Hopefully not cotton rope, but 7 bundles of good quality jute.

Whip

Hopefully a decently made 2 to 3 foot signal whip with an extra fluffy cracker. Not Anne Summers.

Paddle

Please God not one with "slut" etc on it but either a solid leather one with fur on the back, or a wooden one with a handle like a chopping board.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Blindfold, rope, dildo "

Same. I have an idea for the dildo I'd like to try out

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By *rangesmartieWoman
17 weeks ago

Devon

Blindfold, rope, bed straps

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
17 weeks ago

Southampton

"Blindfold, rope, dildo

Same. I have an idea for the dildo I'd like to try out

Oooohh Now I'm intrigued!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Blindfold

Bed straps

Ice cubes

I can work around anything else missing

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By *inochioMan
17 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Bed straps, ice cubes, blind fold. Lets e plore a world of sensation together.

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By *parkle1974Woman
17 weeks ago

Leeds

TV, Wine and Blanket

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
17 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"So you’ve talked your way into a lovers bedroom and you found out they are all 50 shades of grey…. 😏…

In front of you there are many toys to play with but you can ONLY CHOOSE 3

Blind fold

Rope

Handcuffs

Spreader bar

Fluffy slippers

Paddle

Whip

Feather duster

Tv remote loaded with Netflix

Bottle of wine/rum

Blanket

Ice cubes

Bed straps

Dildo

Swing

🌈

Blindfold

Wine

Dildo

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
17 weeks ago

Newcastle

Paddle to use during. A blanket and wine for afterwards.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
17 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Blindfold, rope and paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Tonight netflix, wine and blanket.

Tomorrow night, rope blindfold and blind fold.

We need chill time

What about in Thursday? 😅"

2 day cycle, Mr has decided to put his foot down and say no from time to time..

Not

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Tamworth

Paddle, cuffs and rope for me please.

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By *issBellaWoman
17 weeks ago

Wales

Handcuffs - to lock him away in the spare room.

Blanket

Bottle of gin - I brought my own. It's been ages since I had a night to myself

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By *issBellaWoman
17 weeks ago

Wales

If we're talking about a lady

Blindfold

Ice cubes

Dildo

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
17 weeks ago

Southampton

"If we're talking about a lady

Blindfold

Ice cubes

Dildo

Sign me up

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By *agatoXXXMan
17 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Can I go hunting for the good impact toys or do I have to make do with what's laid out?

What’s there. Sorry.

So no flannelette pyjamas?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Blindfold, rope, bed straps"

Snap!

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By *issBellaWoman
17 weeks ago

Wales

"If we're talking about a lady

Blindfold

Ice cubes

Dildo

Sign me up

Come sit with me

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By *eeds fun guyMan
17 weeks ago

yorkshire

Mmf

Soft bi mmf

Outdoor

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By *eebubbles76Man
17 weeks ago

Halifax

Spreader bar

Whip

Ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

Ice cubes? ? 😬 hell no!!!!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
17 weeks ago

Norwich

Blindfold, rope and ice cubes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
17 weeks ago

Leeds

Rope, blindfold, dildo.

Mrs

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By *cottish guy 555Man
17 weeks ago

London

"Can I go hunting for the good impact toys or do I have to make do with what's laid out?

What’s there. Sorry.

Ooh Woody, you are so strict.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Fluffy slippers, wine, Netflix

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By *vaRose43Woman
17 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Rope

Ice

Blindfold

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Spreader bar, rope, swing

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
17 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Handcuffs

Spreader bar

Dildo

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
17 weeks ago

Exeter

Netflix, blanket and rum

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