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Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

Banned! Brown sauce goes with gravy.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ketchup is a dogwater condiment!

Just have a fresh tomato!

I don't remember what the 1st question was

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

... Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag ...?

Damn, you are my son!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

Banned! Brown sauce goes with gravy."

You're both wrong. Obviously, salad cream is the perfect partner for gravy

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like to mix mustard with the tomato ketchup.

This up’s my acceptable social etiquette percentage, yes?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

More gravy is the only thing that accompanies gravy. You’re all deviants.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

Banned! Brown sauce goes with gravy.

You're both wrong. Obviously, salad cream is the perfect partner for gravy

I couldn't handle the look of those two together never mind the taste!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I like to mix mustard with the tomato ketchup.

This up’s my acceptable social etiquette percentage, yes?

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

Am I ovulating, feral and one step away from dryhumping my pillows?

Multiple times a hour.

Have I received messages/have a date lined up that makes me all... like I'm on heat? Probably the same.

Period time? Three or four times a day.

Day to day? Nope. Not going there.

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By *acey_RedWoman
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Oh only 11 billion times...

You absolute heathen. Fortunately sickos are still allowed at my dinner table.

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By *lue RascalMan
10 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

Banned! Brown sauce goes with gravy.

You're both wrong. Obviously, salad cream is the perfect partner for gravy

Never mind a dinner table ban. This is death penalty territory 🤢

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

Banned! Brown sauce goes with gravy.

You're both wrong. Obviously, salad cream is the perfect partner for gravy

I couldn't handle the look of those two together never mind the taste!"

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Ow do good folks 👍🏻

A quickie question: How often in an average day do you find your thoughts drifting off on a sexual tangent?

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

Banned! Brown sauce goes with gravy.

You're both wrong. Obviously, salad cream is the perfect partner for gravy

Never mind a dinner table ban. This is death penalty territory 🤢"

Death penalty? 😱

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

I am also a tomato ketchup with roast dinner person.

As for the sexy stuff a few times a day maybe.

Mrs.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
10 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I never think k about sex and I would never allow someone to put ketchup on a roast in my house. They can do what they like elsewhere

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sweet chilli sauce is great with roasts to.

Did I happen to mention that I also eat with my fork in my right hand?

I am a culinary bohemian 😜

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve seen some sick things on these forums but this one is worse than the first time I seen two girls one cup 🤮

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Bonus question: Is tomato ketchup with a roast dinner acceptable etiquette or am I a scummy mcscumbag who you’d promptly ban from your dinner table for my uncouth ways?

No it’s not acceptable, especially when you’ve cooked the fucking thing. But the things we do for love. God I hate my wife sometimes. 🤦🏻‍♂️

The mr

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By *acey_RedWoman
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I’ve seen some sick things on these forums but this one is worse than the first time I seen two girls one cup 🤮"

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By *lfa RomeoMan
10 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Sorry has to be mayonnaise

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Whenever my thoughts drift off to unclean thoughts.

I pull out my bible and pray they will go away….it’s almost worn out!!

Yuk!! I will pray for your sins.

Who would commit such a travesty?

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By *lue RascalMan
10 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Mint sauce is the only sauce I want near my gravy.

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
10 weeks ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Too often and no those thoughts and urges don't decline with time, ones capacity may somewhat but one gets canny in learnt how to disguise any minor failures.

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