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By *reggSausage OP   Man
10 weeks ago

derby

I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow

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By *ount TootusMan
10 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow "

Lmao change yours back and watch chaos ensue.

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

This’ll be a channel 4 documentary in six months.

Bin wankers from hell.

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By *eilde HoarWoman
10 weeks ago

In a wax coated bubble

Put the other one out now as well and see what happens

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By *ampireLoveMan
10 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow "

There has to be an element of joy in seeing that!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

In all fairness though OP they have the ability to check for themselves, so you could stand up in a court of law and say that the apocalypse wasn’t entirely your responsibility? 😁

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By *ildmanYorksMan
10 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Reminds me of a few years ago when I pruned the roses in the front garden. The neighbour came out and said they were glad I was pruning as they said they knew when it was time to prune when they saw me doing it. I then let them know I always waited for the neighbour on the other side! It probably started half way up the street

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
10 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

This is my favourite thread of the day.

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By *dam1971Man
10 weeks ago

Bedford

Phone the council in the morning and get them to send the other bin lorry out. It’s your moral obligation!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"This is my favourite thread of the day."

Same

AND it's reminded us (Mr KC) to put our bins out too. Thanks, OP

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
10 weeks ago

London


"I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow "

Either swap yours back or double down and get the whole street to gaslight the bin men into thinking it's that colour day.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"In all fairness though OP they have the ability to check for themselves, so you could stand up in a court of law and say that the apocalypse wasn’t entirely your responsibility? 😁"

Nope, I’ve read all The Law and it’s definitely OP’s fault. I’m already looking forward to the inevitable, and imminent, cannibalism.

Mr TMN

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I hope you've added binfluencer to your linkedin and fab profile. You're hot shit now.

B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I hope you've added binfluencer to your linkedin and fab profile. You're hot shit now.

B"

Hot shit is what's going to be in his paper recycling, as soon as everyone else realises his blunder

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By *ragonbaitCouple
10 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Have you taken into account the bank holiday?

Mine's not going out till Friday this week.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Your facebook local group is going to be animated for days over this. People will find themselves booted by the admins there, too

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

We, the people, demand an update. Is it a nuclear wasteland outside your house OP?

Mr TMN

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By *ife NinjaMan
10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A heinous crime of epic proportions. To the Tower with you, birched and flogged along the way.

(PS we all have this problem at Christmas.....right? )

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By *reggSausage OP   Man
10 weeks ago

derby

Sorry for the late update I was hiding in the bunker till the possible riots calmed down, all seems quiet in the streets today, I did get a WhatsApp from the family over the road which read ….’ What the actual fuck are you doing :D bin wars start in the am ‘ and then she put the correct bin out and waved at my ring doorbell, the lady in question also offered to swap my bin for the correct one but I play hard to get and plus she’s married, I’ve got the net curtains twitching as it is

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West


"Sorry for the late update I was hiding in the bunker till the possible riots calmed down, all seems quiet in the streets today, I did get a WhatsApp from the family over the road which read ….’ What the actual fuck are you doing :D bin wars start in the am ‘ and then she put the correct bin out and waved at my ring doorbell, the lady in question also offered to swap my bin for the correct one but I play hard to get and plus she’s married, I’ve got the net curtains twitching as it is "

😂🤣

Well played that woman!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
10 weeks ago

East Sussex

. This thread sums British life in a nutshell.

Excellent!

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By *erfHerder74Man
10 weeks ago

Greenock

First world dilemma 😂 put all your bins out

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
10 weeks ago

Lincoln

Schrödinger's bin. Until a bin man observes it, it exists in a state of being both the correct and incorrect bin simultaneously to other observers.

LvM

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By *a LunaWoman
10 weeks ago

South Wales

Just deny everything.

Hope you’re still with us OP and not been lynched by the local Neighbourhood Watch!

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By *reggSausage OP   Man
10 weeks ago

derby

Reporting from the front line our intrepid reporter me sausage can confirm all neighbours are still on talking terms, one of them did address the issue stating I confused them so badly they had to check online as to the correct colour bin, this is my life now

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

My neighbours were on holiday for quite a few weeks, so I made use of their green bin for garden refuse (along with my own one). These are only collected every other week, and typical, I filled it again last weekend (having had it emptied) and they returned on Monday - to find a green bin full. Clearly its me, cos they have astro turf (so why the hell do they have a green bin), they also have a Ring doorbell, so the evidence is there for them.

I have not yet had it tipped on my front drive, but I am waiting...

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By *hePleasurerMan
10 weeks ago

Cheshire

Forgiveness is still possible, but you must repent of your bin sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Forgiveness is still possible, but you must repent of your bin sin."

I shall not - I like feuding neighbours (very disappointed that they have a Ring doorbell, as now my disguise [a balaclava] will not work as they can see where I came from and went back to)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
10 weeks ago

Gravesend

Have you bin apologising?

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