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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body." If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website. | |||
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body. If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website." Ta daaaaaaa!!  | |||
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"I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back? I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊 " just smear it all over your sunbed sorted . | |||
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"There's a back applicator that you can buy from boots. Seriously "🤣 I don’t know if I can bring myself to buy a suncream applicator. I’d feel so silly! | |||
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"Pour a load into a bin bag, tie it as far as your neck, jump around. " 🤣 🤣 this seems doable! | |||
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"There's a back applicator that you can buy from boots. Seriously
🤣 I don’t know if I can bring myself to buy a suncream applicator. I’d feel so silly!"I'm silly all the time so I'm used to it. | |||
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"Pour a load into a bin bag, tie it as far as your neck, jump around. 🤣 🤣 this seems doable!" Just don’t think oh I’ll pop out get some milk while you’re at it. Being chased by a garbage truck isn’t funny. I’m told. Never happened to me. | |||
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body. If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website. Ta daaaaaaa!! "Is fab a thing in Malta? 🤔 | |||
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"There's a back applicator that you can buy from boots. Seriously
🤣 I don’t know if I can bring myself to buy a suncream applicator. I’d feel so silly!". B&Q for a small paint roller then? | |||
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body. If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website. Ta daaaaaaa!!
Is fab a thing in Malta? 🤔 "Yes it’s called maltaeaser over there | |||
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body. If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website. Ta daaaaaaa!!
Is fab a thing in Malta? 🤔 "I saw a Maltese guy on here recently. I'm sure he won't mind. | |||
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"Pour a load into a bin bag, tie it as far as your neck, jump around. 🤣 🤣 this seems doable! Just don’t think oh I’ll pop out get some milk while you’re at it. Being chased by a garbage truck isn’t funny. I’m told. Never happened to me. " Ok noted. That’s a top tip! I can be trashy but not the trash! | |||
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"Buy half a dozen water pistols, fill them with sun cream and then invite six people of your choice to shoot them and cream your back "She may lose count and end up with 10 guys and only 6 pistols  | |||
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"I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back? I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊 " Rub the sun cream on a tree and then use the tree as a back rub! | |||
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"Can’t believe that no one is asking the obvious question. Why the bejesus are you going alone ?" Solo trips are good for the soul 😉 I’m turning 40 and wanted to do something for me. | |||
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"I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back? I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊 " I'm not sure I'd fit in your suitcase.  | |||
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"Wear a shirt " How dare you deprive others! | |||
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"Lie on your back and get a two tone skin job." I now have the image of Ross from friends! | |||
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"Buy a male bottle. Tell it under no circumstances to unload on your back…. Hey presto …" 🤣🤣🤣 will I have to name him? | |||
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"Buy a male bottle. Tell it under no circumstances to unload on your back…. Hey presto … 🤣🤣🤣 will I have to name him?" His name is Jack Hoff | |||
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"Tip one of the waiters really well when you first arrive and everytime you need a drink, they will notice and they'll bring it to your sun lounger and you can ask them to top up the sun cream at the same time! 😊 " Ohh la la. I could be a real life Shirley Valentine | |||
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back. " I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on | |||
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back. I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on "Very similar, but curved more | |||
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back. I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on "They probably are. The only problem I can see is keeping them clean. | |||
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back. I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on
They probably are. The only problem I can see is keeping them clean. "I've used these in the past. Some come with replaceable stick in pads. My current version is silicone and can be rinsed off. Top tip... Apply the sun screen before you leave your room! | |||
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"Mini decorating roller with long handle. Lol. " I saw someone on social media using just this | |||
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