FabSwingers.com forum: The first time…

By *r John Wick OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.

Why?

I was persuaded to try beef jerky by some gym mates that swear by it for high protein goals. The stuff is MINGING! It’s got the texture of rubber bands, and tastes like a cross between cheesy feet and boiled Y-fronts.

Your turn…..

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By *imply DeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Wherever

Gotta be anal.

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *weetkitten65Woman
11 weeks ago

Halifax

"Gotta be anal.

🤷🏻‍♀️"

Agreed

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Rollercoasters.

The idea of seeing my gastric juices sprayed all over the theme park isn't a welcoming one, nor seeing my entrails splattered over other people.

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

Kombucha.

I was in New Street Station with a forum user after a big social. They were adamant it would have me feeling rejuvenated in no time.

Fucking foul monstrosity. I don't get hangovers but that's the closest I've come to vomiting the morning after.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋

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By *r John Wick OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"Kombucha.

I was in New Street Station with a forum user after a big social. They were adamant it would have me feeling rejuvenated in no time.

Fucking foul monstrosity. I don't get hangovers but that's the closest I've come to vomiting the morning after."

A quick google says to me “Hell No!” too 🤮

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By *r John Wick OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋"

Frag out!

Nero chucks the grenade in.

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

"Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋"

Oi. Although I do like being called a harlot. Going to introduce someone to PSLs soon. I hope he likes them. And me after his first sip.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋

Frag out!

Nero chucks the grenade in. "

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋

Oi. Although I do like being called a harlot. Going to introduce someone to PSLs soon. I hope he likes them. And me after his first sip.

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It's no different to one introducing to their future mother in law.

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Halloumi fries

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.

Why?

Your turn….."

It tastes like someone mixed kebab meat with the sole of a shoe.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Sushi. 🤢 I would only have it again if I needed to put myself off eating full stop for weight loss purposes.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Sushi. 🤢 I would only have it again if I needed to put myself off eating full stop for weight loss purposes. "

J😂

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Halloumi fries"

🖕🏾

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Twigletts - if someone had told me that they were actually twigs covered in marmite, then I wouldn't have batted an eyelid.

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By *r John Wick OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.

Why?

Your turn…..

It tastes like someone mixed kebab meat with the sole of a shoe."

I’ll be sticking to shakes and pancakes instead.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

Snails

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By *r John Wick OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"Snails

absolute wrong uns

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Skydiving sans a parachute…. 😜

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.

Why?

Your turn…..

It tastes like someone mixed kebab meat with the sole of a shoe.

I’ll be sticking to shakes and pancakes instead. "

I bought it for a healthy snack at work and it took me longer than my break just to chew it. Awful stuff.

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Oysters 🤢🤢🤢

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Riding a camel, I was in Egypt so of course I’ll have a go, while I’m there. Never again, my bollocks still haven’t forgiven me.

The mr

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By *lynJMan
11 weeks ago

Morden

"Oysters 🤢🤢🤢"

Agree with this.

Why? Just why? They are revolting!

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By *ickshawedCouple
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Riding on a tandem bike. It was through the busy city streets of Tallinn. I wasn't an overly confident cyclist at the time plus I had morning sickness, so we felt sharing a bike was the safest way. At one point my husband forgot I was sat behind him and got off the bike the normal way and kicked his pregnant wife in the face. I remember screaming so much while we cycled about how much I hated him and how I was going to die. Not my finest moment. I got a taxi back.

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Not much I don't like to be fair

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Air dried tuna.

It was a bit like beef jerky with a severe case of BV. 🤢

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By *r John Wick OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Continental

"Air dried tuna.

It was a bit like beef jerky with a severe case of BV. 🤢

That’s proppa fucked up. 🤮

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By *uicy 2020Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"Snails

Same. I think thats what put me off anything that texture, most seafood and mushrooms, yuck yuck yuck

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

cold spunk out of a glass. Yucky 🤮

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Potholing / caving.

Thought I was going to die. Never again 😘

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By *uicy 2020Woman
11 weeks ago

London

"Potholing / caving.

Thought I was going to die. Never again 😘"

Shudder. My worst fear is being physically stuck somewhere

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Brussel sprouts - get those foul fucking things off my plate and anything they touched.

Execute them with extreme prejudice

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Sex.

I mean. What’s that all about. There’s all this movement and sweat and no-one moves anywhere. Then it seems like it’s getting somewhere and poof. It’s all wet & sticky. So now you’re simultaneously hot and sweaty & cold and wet.

Someone’s looking at you like you’re expected to say something…

Can’t see what the fuss is about. Total waste of .£2.99 if you ask me.

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By *oo..Woman
11 weeks ago

Boo's World

My mum made me try cockles once, and i ended up embarrassing her, as it didn't end well in front of a pier full of people! 🤢🤮

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

"My mum made me try cock once, and i ended up embarrassing her, as it didn't end well in front of a pier full of people! 🤢🤮"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton

"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.

Why?

Your turn….."

That's because it's Jerky... you want to try some proper South African biltong... 100 x better than jerky

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