FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing….and stuff…

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up you fine fuckers you 👍🏻

What is your favourite swear word?

How often do you swear and in what typical situational context do you do so?

Are you offended by others swearing or else do you giveth not a flying fuck?

Please discuss everything to do with swearing here for fucks sake 😜

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Cunt 💜

I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something.

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By *ount TootusMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Cunt 💜

I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something."

I cant help flinging the f bomb when I get excited, sadly I'd get a slap saying cunt where I am now.

But oh boy do I wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I don’t swear. 😏

Narrator - …. Bullshit!

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

My favourite swear word is surprisingly not even in English.

Very satisfying to use in appropriate circumstances 😂

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I swear more in my head than I do out loud. Unless I'm driving.

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By *ount TootusMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"My favourite swear word is surprisingly not even in English.

Very satisfying to use in appropriate circumstances 😂"

Soo what it is?

How bad could it possibly be.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Another for Cunt

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Cunt 💜

I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something.

I cant help flinging the f bomb when I get excited, sadly I'd get a slap saying cunt where I am now.

But oh boy do I wanna"

I drop it in office when we have fancy visitors.

How I've managed to remain gainfully employed I don't know 💜

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Cunt here too, I love how offended people can get by such as small word, I generally use it in an affectionate way to the Mr as he's a cunt.

Mrs

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My favourite swear word is surprisingly not even in English.

Very satisfying to use in appropriate circumstances 😂

Soo what it is?

How bad could it possibly be.

FODA-SE. It flows so well when the F is emphasised 😂

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Cunt. It’s so versatile.

I keep my swearing to a minimum in the house because the kids are around. Outside of the house every third word is fuck of cunt.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Cunt here too, I love how offended people can get by such as small word, I generally use it in an affectionate way to the Mr as he's a cunt.

Mrs "

Because it was in the book I was reading on the way home :

Imagine if other words caused the same visceral reaction from people. You and I are having a lovely conversation in a café. You casually mention the word yogurt in an anecdote and I stop you, mid-sentence, saying I find your use of that word “pathetic.” I’m genuinely upset by your use of the word yogurt. I’ve never said “yogurt.” Not even when I stub my toe. How could you possibly say that? There are children here. Children who now, thanks to me, know a word that gets a reaction. A word that has power because I gave it power. Deep down, the only reason I hate the word yogurt is because I know that everyone calls me a “whiny little yogurt” behind my back.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm actually sick to my back teeth of swearing,we have neighbours that literally cannot say more than two words that's not FUCK and CUNT.

Usually at the top of their voices shouting at each other 24/7.

So as far as swearing goes I'm all fucked out.

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By *ount TootusMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Cunt 💜

I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something.

I cant help flinging the f bomb when I get excited, sadly I'd get a slap saying cunt where I am now.

But oh boy do I wanna

I drop it in office when we have fancy visitors.

How I've managed to remain gainfully employed I don't know 💜"

Yup, it's got such a nice ring to it, and it goes well with alot of other swears too.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is there no love for shit here?

….the word I mean….obviously 😜

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By *WANDTGCouple
11 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

It's got to be cunT, finishing on a blunt T !

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Apart from occassionally muttering the w...word when driving, I don't. You made me feel odd now

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
11 weeks ago

east coast

Cunt when I'm happy sad pissed off its a all round word and some people hate it haha kevin bloody Wilson says it best lol x

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By *ascaIMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"I'm actually sick to my back teeth of swearing,we have neighbours that literally cannot say more than two words that's not FUCK and CUNT.

Usually at the top of their voices shouting at each other 24/7.

So as far as swearing goes I'm all fucked out."

Sorry to hear this. They sound like a pair of fucking cunts.

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By *oomlMan
11 weeks ago

Fareham

I don't swear much. but my favourite is bollocks.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
11 weeks ago

North Angus

Big fan of cunt and it’s multiple uses

I’m really bad for swearing though I do need to think about what I’m saying a bit more

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By *ount TootusMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Is there no love for shit here?

….the word I mean….obviously 😜"

Ah fuck me yah cunt.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there no love for shit here?

….the word I mean….obviously 😜

Ah fuck me yah cunt.

😂😂😜

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By *IXEN200Woman
11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Is there no love for shit here?

….the word I mean….obviously 😜"

If my grandchildren are around I use shitake mushrooms instead of shit......

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By *ularliWoman
11 weeks ago

Worcester

I try not to swear much but the word I mostly use is fuck.

I get really put off people that say cunt. I’m not sure what it is about that word but I find it hugely offensive

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love the etymological origins of our common swear words.

Scholars have traced back the inceptions of many of them to the Saxons who were obviously quite a foul mouthed bunch of cunts.

Ostensibly it was the accepted etiquette to bang axes and swords against one’s shield and chant ‘Shit!’ repeatedly and in unison prior to a battle.

Imagine this wondrous sight for a moment….

Fucking amazing it must have been 👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there no love for shit here?

….the word I mean….obviously 😜

If my grandchildren are around I use shitake mushrooms instead of shit......"

Or a possible alternative: ‘Shih Tzu’ 😜

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By *oss25Man
11 weeks ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

All the fucking time and I love the word cunt: so emotive and heartfelt, easily conveys the contempt and scorn I feel for the person causing me to use it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Cunt. Always cunt 💯

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By *anceAloneWoman
11 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

I'm a potty mouth...but rarely use c*nt 😇

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Burley

I was brought up believing that people only swear when their intelligence runs out and they are incapable of expressing themselves in any other way. Obviously, I now know this not to be true, but it means I rarely swear. Never say the F or the C words, but the occasional "bugger" slips out in extreme circumstances.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I've always liked raasclaat.

It's very cathartic.

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By *ampireLoveMan
11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Don’t really swear. Not a fan of swearing but some words are brilliant. Currently a fan of “fuck stick”

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
11 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

I love the word fuck... I will throw it into random sentences just coz it's a great fucking word

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By *ceKweenWoman
11 weeks ago

Bolton

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By *ceKweenWoman
11 weeks ago

Bolton

Time and a place for swearing… except when furious then the air is blue.

Favourite insult - you knob rash

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton

"I don’t swear. 😏

Narrator - …. Bullshit! "

Bless you ... ! 🤣

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
11 weeks ago

Colchester

I consider myself a fairly* intelligent bloke

I swear like a motherfucker

*very

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I swear like a well educated sailor, most frequently using the word cunt but I can be quite inventive when mildly inconvenienced

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By *iaisonseekerMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Son of a bitch - used like Peter Griffin in Family Guy.

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By *amescoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

north walsham

I dont know about favourite ut my most commonly used one is.

You absolute fuck nugget. Usually aimed at a particularly useless staff member or mumbled about various lovely customers.

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

Bawbag

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By *B69Woman
11 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m not really a person that swears that much, but I do use the word twat a lot when someone has annoyed me

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By *ingleGent45Man
11 weeks ago

Clacton

"I love the word fuck... I will throw it into random sentences just coz it's a great fucking word

Fuck is a great word, fuck, fuckin, fucking, fuckit, fuckinell, fuckme, fuckyou, fuckoutofit, fucough, fuckoff, fuckyes, fuckno, fuckknows, fucknose, fuckface, facefuck, fuckthat, fuckinggreat, thankfuck, fuckingawesome, fuckedoff, fuckedup, fuckish, fuckers, fucks, fucked, fuuUUCK. I'm not a big swearer have always seen it a bit unnecessary and off nice but when I think no one is around its definitely some form of fuck haha!. Fuck. x FUUuucKING GREAT THREAD OP x

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Is there no love for shit here?

….the word I mean….obviously 😜

If my grandchildren are around I use shitake mushrooms instead of shit......

Or a possible alternative: ‘Shih Tzu’ 😜 "

Isn't that just a zoo full of puppies?

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

carluke

So many good swear words to choose from. Personally I like swear words that can have other words attached to them to emphasise the meaning. For example clusterfuck, fuckwit, shitshow, littlewanker

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By *ceKweenWoman
11 weeks ago

Bolton

another personal favourite… Gobshite!

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

"I’m not really a person that swears that much, but I do use the word twat a lot when someone has annoyed me"

Likewise. I'm not a big swearer. However twat gets used a lot when I'm driving!!

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By *ragonbaitCouple
11 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

"Fuck is a great word, fuck, fuckin, fucking, fuckit, fuckinell, fuckme, fuckyou, fuckoutofit, fucough, fuckoff, fuckyes, fuckno, fuckknows, fucknose, fuckface, facefuck, fuckthat, fuckinggreat, thankfuck, fuckingawesome, fuckedoff, fuckedup, fuckish, fuckers, fucks, fucked, fuuUUCK. I'm not a big swearer have always seen it a bit unnecessary and off nice but when I think no one is around its definitely some form of fuck haha!. Fuck. x FUUuucKING GREAT THREAD OP x"

You left out

fuckwit

fuck this

fucksake

fuckstick (had a friend who used to say "piss up a rope, fuckstick")

fuck factory (Succession - excellent source of swears - "shit show at the fuck factory")

Bollocks just feels nice to say.

Cunting arsewipe (that one's usually in my head).

Sunday lunch with my mother in law, the ex husband randomly asks one of the kids, probably aged about 8, what their favourite swear word is. "Fuckadoodledoo" was the immediate response

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By *tacy.TWoman
11 weeks ago

luton

"I love the word fuck... I will throw it into random sentences just coz it's a great fucking word

All of this haha and the occasional twat!

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By *929Man
11 weeks ago

newcastle

I like cunt when used as an insult probably my 3 favourite things to call someone in no paticular order is ignorant cunt, useless cunt and stinking cunt

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By *ickie76XXXMan
11 weeks ago

dartford

"I like cunt when used as an insult probably my 3 favourite things to call someone in no paticular order is ignorant cunt, useless cunt and stinking cunt "

I often go for cunt of a cunt

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