FabSwingers.com forum: Newbie alert. .. probably been done before...

By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Forgive me if this post has been done before...

Ok so I'm not only new to fab but also new to the 'swinging scene' completely. Obviously we all have the odd doubts and fears when entering into such situations and I just want to ask you all which has been your worst or most embarrassing meets? Come on lets hear the horror stories

.... scare me back to my mundane existence.

Once again sorry for such a newbie question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He he he i could be here all day..

I met a guy who was not like his pics had no teeth and was at least 10 years older and when i sat down he thrust his hand up my skirt and was very offended that i wasn't going back to his hotel.

Had a woman jump out of bed and start screaming and ranting because i dared to touch her husbands cock....i got dressed and left and im sure that was the end of their swinging days..I was not aware at the time she wanted a running commentry

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"He he he i could be here all day..

I met a guy who was not like his pics had no teeth and was at least 10 years older and when i sat down he thrust his hand up my skirt and was very offended that i wasn't going back to his hotel.

Now that's the kind of stuff I was after. Brilliant

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's not a newbie question - even oldies will ask for the horror stories.

My worst was probably my first party. My ex partner and I had nothing in common with any of the other people and would never have chosen to meet them individually or in their respective couples.

I've also been invited to parties as single female and then dis-invited when others attending have objected to having a black person there.

My final party with my ex I ended up just being the fluffer for the main attraction.

I don't go to parties now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He he he i could be here all day..

I met a guy who was not like his pics had no teeth and was at least 10 years older and when i sat down he thrust his hand up my skirt and was very offended that i wasn't going back to his hotel."

Was that your first ever meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid on a bed, in a playroom at a club.

Blokes dick in my mouth, his missus between my legs, then they started bickering.

There is 1 other but I'm still not ready to openly chat about it yet

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"That's not a newbie question - even oldies will ask for the horror stories.

My worst was probably my first party. My ex partner and I had nothing in common with any of the other people and would never have chosen to meet them individually or in their respective couples.

I've also been invited to parties as single female and then dis-invited when others attending have objected to having a black person there.

My final party with my ex I ended up just being the fluffer for the main attraction.

I don't go to parties now."

The racism story is shocking.

.....but the fluffer story made me chuckle....sorry. ... it's just the word 'fluffer'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After chatting with a guy for a while and exchanging pictures we arranged to meet.. He looked totally different than his pictures although they were of him, I went on to explain that I didn't want things to go any further. He started crying!! I couldn't believe it and had to bite my cheeks

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"After chatting with a guy for a while and exchanging pictures we arranged to meet.. He looked totally different than his pictures although they were of him, I went on to explain that I didn't want things to go any further. He started crying!! I couldn't believe it and had to bite my cheeks

Bite your cheeks to not laugh or cry with him?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's not a newbie question - even oldies will ask for the horror stories.

My worst was probably my first party. My ex partner and I had nothing in common with any of the other people and would never have chosen to meet them individually or in their respective couples.

I've also been invited to parties as single female and then dis-invited when others attending have objected to having a black person there.

My final party with my ex I ended up just being the fluffer for the main attraction.

I don't go to parties now.

The racism story is shocking.

.....but the fluffer story made me chuckle....sorry. ... it's just the word 'fluffer' "

There is absolutely nothing funny about being the fluffer and not having anyone willing to risk losing their fluff with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He he he i could be here all day..

I met a guy who was not like his pics had no teeth and was at least 10 years older and when i sat down he thrust his hand up my skirt and was very offended that i wasn't going back to his hotel.

Was that your first ever meet?"

No luckily it wasn't but the female who flipped was one of my first couples meet and the one before that wanted me to drink my pee and kept telling the male to fuck me was rather off putting also

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Absolutely loving these stories guys... can't wait til I've got one of my own to tell.... any nutters out there fancy meeting up with me? Could kill two birds with one stone and get verified while I'm at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite your cheeks to not laugh or cry with him?"

What do you think

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Hello and welcome!

Being new to Fabs and swining myself, I have no horro stories..sorry...maybe in a few months time

but I hope not!

So far no horror stories from guys!!! strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's brilliant id have had to stop myself laughing also...and the party stories are horrid what a narrow minded bunch.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My final party with my ex I ended up just being the fluffer for the main attraction.

Should have told them to clean their own belly buttons.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bite your cheeks to not laugh or cry with him?

What do you think

Bet he is scarred for life lol

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hello and welcome!

Being new to Fabs and swining myself, I have no horro stories..sorry...maybe in a few months time

but I hope not!

So far no horror stories from guys!!! strange

Thanks for the welcome bambi... same to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse that can happen is the person your meeting arrives and the pictures they posted are 3 years out of date and they've gained a few stone lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Yes, it's the out-of-date pics which have annoyed me. I swear one guy I met had dentures! He looked a good 20 years beyond the age he had posted too. Needless to say no shag was forthcoming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two oddest - wouldn't call them nightmares though - were one I have mentioned before on threads about this: woman I met off another site whose pics looked great... but turned out to be about 15 years and seven or eight dress sizes out of date - yet, surprisingly, I recognised her...

The other was an old GF from years ago who asked me if , the next time we met, I would spank her with something 'very dear to her'.... Being a gentleman, I agreed, wondering what the modus operandi might be...

Next time we met she produced an old, tattered carpet slipper. "This was my late Grandads. He used to use it on me" she said. Now, at this point, i should have seen the warning signs, but.... in for a penny and all that.

I got thoroughly put off when she started yelling "Oh thank you Granpop!" at the top of her voice as I gave her a good whacking... After feeling a little uneasy about this, I 'did a News of the World' and made my excuses and left... Must have been interesting growing up in that family....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a party and have the same prob . I was just a fluffer has put me off going to party's all together now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not time for Wishy and the stained sofa meet??

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My two oddest - wouldn't call them nightmares though - were one I have mentioned before on threads about this: woman I met off another site whose pics looked great... but turned out to be about 15 years and seven or eight dress sizes out of date - yet, surprisingly, I recognised her...

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Brilliant

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I went to a party and have the same prob . I was just a fluffer has put me off going to party's all together now x "

We'll have to demand to be fluffed.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it not time for Wishy and the stained sofa meet??

Yes it is. I'd forgotten that one.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is it not time for Wishy and the stained sofa meet??

Yes it is. I'd forgotten that one."

Do tell???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to see someone join here like you OP and not expect the world, unlike some who think its sex sex sex as soon as they join, you'll do very well on here and lots of luck xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it not time for Wishy and the stained sofa meet??

Yes it is. I'd forgotten that one.

Do tell???

It's his story. If he wishes to tell it again.

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Was in le chambre in Sheffield with my wife and in walked my boss and her hubby. Fortunately we were only in the bar area at the time but it made Monday morning at work interesting !

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

No horror stories of meets but one slightly awkward moment on fab.

I was in the chat room last week and was recognised by my uncle, fortunately I was fully clothed

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Nightmare !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"No horror stories of meets but one slightly awkward moment on fab.

I was in the chat room last week and was recognised by my uncle, fortunately I was fully clothed

Was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No horror stories of meets but one slightly awkward moment on fab.

I was in the chat room last week and was recognised by my uncle, fortunately I was fully clothed

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"No horror stories of meets but one slightly awkward moment on fab.

I was in the chat room last week and was recognised by my uncle, fortunately I was fully clothed

That in itself is the worst horror story!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No horror stories of meets but one slightly awkward moment on fab.

I was in the chat room last week and was recognised by my uncle, fortunately I was fully clothed

Was he?"

Was he the guy in the fishnets, basque, fake boobs and strap-on?

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"No horror stories of meets but one slightly awkward moment on fab.

I was in the chat room last week and was recognised by my uncle, fortunately I was fully clothed

That in itself is the worst horror story!!! "

No the worst horror story is finding both of your prim and proper parents

Block and try to forget. They are here for the same reason as we are but I would have been happier without seeing.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I am once again convinced that I am receiving an education here. I had to google "fluffer" and now I know - thank you all

Worst story?

I have only ever met people who looked as good as in their pics, were of the same age as stated and did exactly what they said they would... lucky me!!!

(That was bollox btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst one was when i was on a couples profile and i was very new to swinging and my partner had,had lots of experience and so we met this lovely lady and gent. Little did we know at the time that she was as horny as they come and he liked a drink or two or three or maybe even four.

My partner then would go off into a separate room with the lady because i can be quite noisy at times. I was in another room with the gent, i spent the entire time trying my hardest to keep him hard and in the end gave up and had a drink with him.

Being new i should have used the safety word that we had, because as soon as i said it everything would have stopped.. But i didn't and in fact it was many days later that i confessed to my partner what had happened, he messaged them to say why we wouldn't be meeting them anymore.

I bet the lady in question beat him up because she was having the time of her life !!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Just remembered something that happened on my first visit to Chams. A very nice couple was in the changing rooms, him hidding his face under a towel and her looking very uneasy too. We got chatted to them a bit concerned that something was wrong....the poor guy had just come across his next door neighbour and was in shock. I would have been too.

The neighbourgh left and all was well...we even played with them for quite some time.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Actually, I remember going to Chams with OH some years back. It was our first encounter with the clubs scene and we had brought our own towels (We didnt know any different). For those of you who know Chams you will know they have (had?) white towels.. well ours were bright red.. so imagine who stod out like the proverbials...

We headed for the hot tub (one and only experience!) where we were greeted by 4 friendly chaps. Me being non native English thought it would be nice to make polite conversation - as you do overhere. So I asked them "what brings you all here" to whcih one of them burst out laughing and replied "I come here for the intelligent conversation"

OH nudged me and did a bit of explaining as to what not to say when sitting naked in a hot tub with 4 horny men....

Mind, we did have some fun that night after all that.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Actually, I remember going to Chams with OH some years back. It was our first encounter with the clubs scene and we had brought our own towels (We didnt know any different). For those of you who know Chams you will know they have (had?) white towels.. well ours were bright red.. so imagine who stod out like the proverbials...

OH nudged me and did a bit of explaining as to what not to say when sitting naked in a hot tub with 4 horny men....

Mind, we did have some fun that night after all that.....

So the terrible part of that was the faux pas of taking your own bright red towels?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

OH nudged me and did a bit of explaining as to what not to say when sitting naked in a hot tub with 4 horny men....

Mind, we did have some fun that night after all that.....

So the terrible part of that was the faux pas of taking your own bright red towels?"
It was a bit of both really - being a newbie, not knowing what to expect and standing out with bright red towels and then mortally embarrassing OH by asking daft questions... Mind you, I have learnt not to do that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chatted with a couple for a bit. Exchanged pix and really hit it off. We scheduled a meet. I show up and the only person there was the dude drssed in women's lingerie! He said his wife was ill and he'd play both rolls.

Another time we were at a couples house. Things just started to get good when the other guys actual wife showed up...and had no idea what her man had been up to.

So just be careful out there.

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