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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

voice How would it let you down ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always it would have its own mind and make decisions without me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by shouting "f@@k s@@T t@@T" hi how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By spitting on people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By shouting at inappropriate moments.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It would sulk and refuse to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would probably let me down by saying "now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't......when i'm with a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop drowning me for fook sake!

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"stop drowning me for fook sake! "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIGHT THATS IT! I CANT BREATH ANYMORE IN THIS BLOODY PLASITC SUIT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It`d probably sound like Joe Pasquale.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh no, not again, don't you think I deserve a rest after 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by shouting the camera does make me look a lot bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by shouting the camera does make me look a lot bigger "

Lol. I'm sure being held 5" away from the camera helps a bit tho.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

By winking at other cocks and saying hello sailor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stop drowning me for fook sake! "

pmsl

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"By winking at other cocks and saying hello sailor "

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"By winking at other cocks and saying hello sailor "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would constantly be yelling "let me out I wanna breath...and say hello to that lady's knockers over there."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I present to you. The conversation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0

Enjoy. This probably relates to a lot of guys.. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would constantly be yelling "let me out I wanna breath...and say hello to that lady's knockers over there."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I wish he wouldn't keep shaking me like that it makes me sick.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I wish he wouldn't keep shaking me like that it makes me sick. "

I'd get another cock if I were you Funk ... it's no fun being shaken.

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

It would say that teas hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"voice How would it let you down ?"
Someone call the police, this bastard is trying to choke me with a rubber!

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine does have a voice and it keeps telling me to shit in my neighbours garden... bit worried about it to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't speak, it would snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fingers are so much more satisfying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...oh balls...not that bloody t**t again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several possibilities!

"Fuck off, i'm not coming out to play - it's bloody freezing!"

"If you keep trying to choke me every night - the next time you approach some hottie in a bar i'm gonna suffer a sudden case of incontinence!"

"It's your fault I'm hiding - if you insist on going to swingers clubs where everyone's hung like John Holmes i'm sulking!"

"Get me a miners helmet - it's fucking dark in there!"

"Just cos you're full of shit - doesn't mean I'm happy to go somewhere that usually is!"

"Shaving my hair makes me look bigger does it? So why the fuck have you still got some on your head, eh skinny boy?"

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Several possibilities!

"Fuck off, i'm not coming out to play - it's bloody freezing!"

"If you keep trying to choke me every night - the next time you approach some hottie in a bar i'm gonna suffer a sudden case of incontinence!"

"It's your fault I'm hiding - if you insist on going to swingers clubs where everyone's hung like John Holmes i'm sulking!"

"Get me a miners helmet - it's fucking dark in there!"

"Just cos you're full of shit - doesn't mean I'm happy to go somewhere that usually is!"

"Shaving my hair makes me look bigger does it? So why the fuck have you still got some on your head, eh skinny boy?"

"

Lmao!!

L x

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