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Iranian "time machine"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone read this?

Would you want to know the future?

Or if you could physically go anywhere in time, where would you go?


" Hollywood blockbuster Back To The Future could come closer to reality after an Iranian scientist claimed to have invented a time machine.

Ali Razeghi says his laptop-sized device could accurately predict the next eight years of anyone’s life.

‘It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you,’ the 27-year-old from Tehran declared.

He said his so-called ‘Arayayek Time Travelling Machine’ could help forecast future confrontations with other countries or variations in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices.

Mr Razeghi, managing director of Iran’s Centre for Strategic Inventions, told the Fars news agency: ‘Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it.

‘As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.’

And he hit back against criticisms from friends that he was ‘trying to play God’, insisting: ‘This project is not against our religious values at all.

‘The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost.

‘The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight.’

The gadget can supposedly use ‘complex algorhythms’ to respond to a user’s touch by providing a print-out of between five and eight years of predictions.

In the Back To The Future films, Martin J Fox’s Marty McFly travels between 1985, 1955, 2015 and 1885 – at one point getting his hands on a sporting almanac allowing him to predict scores in advance."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought psychadelic drugs were illegal in Iran?

Would I want to know the future?

Nah - only this weeks euromillions numbers - the rest could then be nothing but nice suprises!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

If they had this device they'd have kept quiet and used it to their own advantage.

I'm currently waiting in for TNT to deliver, would be useful to know exactly when.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this theory that time travel is either not possible in my lifetime or not available to me if it is.

My reckoning is that if it was available to me I could pinpoint a moment in time now and send myself a message back through time (such as Fridays Lotto numbers) but as I haven't received such a message I know it isn't available to my future self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this theory that time travel is either not possible in my lifetime or not available to me if it is.

My reckoning is that if it was available to me I could pinpoint a moment in time now and send myself a message back through time (such as Fridays Lotto numbers) but as I haven't received such a message I know it isn't available to my future self."

Or your future self is just too damn busy fucking supermodels, burning cash on a huge open fire to keep warm and drinking Cristal with his cornflakes to give a monkeys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this theory that time travel is either not possible in my lifetime or not available to me if it is.

My reckoning is that if it was available to me I could pinpoint a moment in time now and send myself a message back through time (such as Fridays Lotto numbers) but as I haven't received such a message I know it isn't available to my future self.

Or your future self is just too damn busy fucking supermodels, burning cash on a huge open fire to keep warm and drinking Cristal with his cornflakes to give a monkeys! "

Nope. He isn't. I know that cos I just sent myself a mental message to tell me that if I'm rich in the future to stop playing the fookin lottery now.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Pah! This is nothing!

I've been time travelling since 3051!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this theory that time travel is either not possible in my lifetime or not available to me if it is.

My reckoning is that if it was available to me I could pinpoint a moment in time now and send myself a message back through time (such as Fridays Lotto numbers) but as I haven't received such a message I know it isn't available to my future self.

Or your future self is just too damn busy fucking supermodels, burning cash on a huge open fire to keep warm and drinking Cristal with his cornflakes to give a monkeys!

Nope. He isn't. I know that cos I just sent myself a mental message to tell me that if I'm rich in the future to stop playing the fookin lottery now. "

Perfect!

Not only is your future self knee deep in hot totty and clunge - he hasn't turned into a self-serving twat!

You can now look forward to many years having an extra quid or two in your pocket each week!

Of course tomorrow nights numbers may have been more useful!

Did he mention how many points adrify city will be at the end of the season?

Oh - hang on - even without the aid of future advice - we all know it'll be double figures!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would travel back to Monday and slip a blow up Margaret Thatcher doll into her bed so nobody would noticed she had died.

Thus relieving the forum of these fucking moaning fuck wad threads that keep appearing then getting closed.

No I don't have to read them

Yes I can pass them by

I just want a whinge as well

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I have this theory that time travel is either not possible in my lifetime or not available to me if it is.

My reckoning is that if it was available to me I could pinpoint a moment in time now and send myself a message back through time (such as Fridays Lotto numbers) but as I haven't received such a message I know it isn't available to my future self.

Or your future self is just too damn busy fucking supermodels, burning cash on a huge open fire to keep warm and drinking Cristal with his cornflakes to give a monkeys!

Nope. He isn't. I know that cos I just sent myself a mental message to tell me that if I'm rich in the future to stop playing the fookin lottery now.

Perfect!

Not only is your future self knee deep in hot totty and clunge - he hasn't turned into a self-serving twat!

You can now look forward to many years having an extra quid or two in your pocket each week!

Of course tomorrow nights numbers may have been more useful!

Did he mention how many points adrify city will be at the end of the season?

Oh - hang on - even without the aid of future advice - we all know it'll be double figures!! "

LOL the future Wishy saw the error of his ways and is a Kopite enjoying seeing Liverpool's 100th title while United are stuck on 20, 2 behind City....

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