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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

why can't news outlets report the news,why does everything have to be BREAKING NEWS ?

Sky news are the worst

Breaking news,man in Birmingham buys the wrong newspaper.

Let's go live to our reporter on the scene

" Yes hello Susan can you tell us more about the situation, what paper did he mean to buy and what paper did he buy?"

"Hello I'm here outside the paper shop where the incident occurred apparently he went in to purchase a copy of the daily mirror and accidentally picked up a cop of The Sun, he realised his error a few moments after leaving the shop he returned to the shop and the owner immediately exchanged it for the correct paper in a moment of bravery and was able to defuse the situation, thankfully the man is ok now although he was slightly shaken by the experience and ate a polo mint to calm his nerves,back to you in the studio"

"Thank you Susan, sounds like a major crisis averted by the fast response from the owner, now the weather "

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Click bait, attention grabbing.

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By *a LunaWoman
11 weeks ago

South Wales

Ffs - I thought something bad had happened!!!

*hyperventilates in the corner*

Paper bag! Stat!!!!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Ffs - I thought something bad had happened!!!

*hyperventilates in the corner*

Paper bag! Stat!!!!"

Same!!

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

If I need to be kept up to date with all the top stories I green arrow Essex_Tom

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By *itygamesMan
11 weeks ago

UK

And note how slow the reporters talk, cos there is no real breaking news , repeating themselves over and over and stumbling.

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By *ourDiscreetDILFMan
11 weeks ago

Village outside Norwich

Well that was the last 20 seconds of my life I'm not getting back...

Like the others I was concerned but that was my bad. Ugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I think nowadays people are thirsty for that critical news worthy story.

I remember being on a bus in Central London and a young lady randomly srarted telling me about all these plane crashes in New york. I did the smile and nod of "yeah, alright" when I hot home my dad was standing in front of the TV and called me in to watch the events unfold. I bet everyone knows where they were and where they watched the footage of 9/11.

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By *ase4122Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"why can't news outlets report the news,why does everything have to be BREAKING NEWS ?

Sky news are the worst

Breaking news,man in Birmingham buys the wrong newspaper.

Let's go live to our reporter on the scene

" Yes hello Susan can you tell us more about the situation, what paper did he mean to buy and what paper did he buy?"

"Hello I'm here outside the paper shop where the incident occurred apparently he went in to purchase a copy of the daily mirror and accidentally picked up a cop of The Sun, he realised his error a few moments after leaving the shop he returned to the shop and the owner immediately exchanged it for the correct paper in a moment of bravery and was able to defuse the situation, thankfully the man is ok now although he was slightly shaken by the experience and ate a polo mint to calm his nerves,back to you in the studio"

"Thank you Susan, sounds like a major crisis averted by the fast response from the owner, now the weather ""

Thank god he got it exchanged, can't imagine the outcry if the shop keeper refused the exchange, possibly more rioting on the streets!!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
11 weeks ago

walsall

There is a shortage of news reporting. It’s not all over the news apparently.

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By *ase4122Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I think nowadays people are thirsty for that critical news worthy story.

I remember being on a bus in Central London and a young lady randomly srarted telling me about all these plane crashes in New york. I did the smile and nod of "yeah, alright" when I hot home my dad was standing in front of the TV and called me in to watch the events unfold. I bet everyone knows where they were and where they watched the footage of 9/11.

"

Absolutely, just finishing an early shift, got home and never moved from the TV for hours

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

Solution, avoid any main stream media 👍

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central


"There is a shortage of news reporting. It’s not all over the news apparently. "

Not on Fab

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

Has anyone interviewed the man and asking

"How did that make you feel?"

Any mobile camera footage and eye witness interviews?

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one. "

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸

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By *ase4122Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Has anyone interviewed the man and asking

"How did that make you feel?"

Any mobile camera footage and eye witness interviews?"

Full compo face in the newspapers

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸"

Ha!! You’re right, sorry Maureen 😔

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Has anyone interviewed the man and asking

"How did that make you feel?"

Any mobile camera footage and eye witness interviews?

Full compo face in the newspapers"

is that what it's called 'compo face'?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸

Ha!! You’re right, sorry Maureen 😔

"

All she wants is to be able to get to the big Tesco easily

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸

Ha!! You’re right, sorry Maureen 😔

All she wants is to be able to get to the big Tesco easily "

And she certainly doesn’t want to have to go on an internet to do online shopping.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸

Ha!! You’re right, sorry Maureen 😔

All she wants is to be able to get to the big Tesco easily "

Well unfortunately for Maureen there is no access to the rail network at Stowe-On-The-Wold,she’ll have to get a bus to Morton-In-The-Marsh and use the station there.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸

Ha!! You’re right, sorry Maureen 😔

All she wants is to be able to get to the big Tesco easily

And she certainly doesn’t want to have to go on an internet to do online shopping. "

Maureen hasn't got 'an internet' because the rays addle your brain.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"What’s important in these situations is the multiple vox pops asking random member of the passing public what they think.

Who gives a toss what Maureen from Stowe-on-the-wold thinks about train fares? No one.

Maureen does. Poor Maureen 🥸

Ha!! You’re right, sorry Maureen 😔

All she wants is to be able to get to the big Tesco easily

Well unfortunately for Maureen there is no access to the rail network at Stowe-On-The-Wold,she’ll have to get a bus to Morton-In-The-Marsh and use the station there. "

You see! Maureen is one of the voiceless majority forever stuck at a bus stop at SOTW. Her mobility scooter only has a 15 mile range and the town hall do nothing

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Bloody council. Someone needs to get out there and interview the locals

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
11 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Am I the only one a tad confused here

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Am I the only one a tad confused here "

Sorry we're being a bit daft. Time hangs heavy on a bank holiday Monday

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hate click bait headlines. They put me off reading the article. It's the same with videos on Youtube - if the title is melodramatic, I'll pass or down vote it for wasting my time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

News Media are businesses.

They are not concerned with bringing news they are concerned with accruing viewers to accrue financing to accrue wealth.

Their job is to make you tune in to them and for them to keep you there as long as possible.

I am acutely aware of the harm 'the news' does to people's psyche's and lives and 'the news' is as responsible as any other platform.

BREAKING NEWS

I am off out now for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Funnily enough a lot of news stories from my neighbourhood gets massively played down. Especially violent crime.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"News Media are businesses.

They are not concerned with bringing news they are concerned with accruing viewers to accrue financing to accrue wealth.

Their job is to make you tune in to them and for them to keep you there as long as possible.

I am acutely aware of the harm 'the news' does to people's psyche's and lives and 'the news' is as responsible as any other platform.

BREAKING NEWS

I am off out now for the day.

"

There's always a serious Susan! Don't forget your bus pass Granny, otherwise you'll be like Maureen in Stow-on-the-Wold. Granny-not-on-Merseytravel

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

Don’t watch or read the news, it’s designed to build negativity that spreads

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By *ortySwitchMan
11 weeks ago

london


"why can't news outlets report the news,why does everything have to be BREAKING NEWS ?

Sky news are the worst

Breaking news,man in Birmingham buys the wrong newspaper.

Let's go live to our reporter on the scene

" Yes hello Susan can you tell us more about the situation, what paper did he mean to buy and what paper did he buy?"

"Hello I'm here outside the paper shop where the incident occurred apparently he went in to purchase a copy of the daily mirror and accidentally picked up a cop of The Sun, he realised his error a few moments after leaving the shop he returned to the shop and the owner immediately exchanged it for the correct paper in a moment of bravery and was able to defuse the situation, thankfully the man is ok now although he was slightly shaken by the experience and ate a polo mint to calm his nerves,back to you in the studio"

"Thank you Susan, sounds like a major crisis averted by the fast response from the owner, now the weather ""

And don’t forget…

“ it is believed the man felt unhappy Happy with the situation, while the shop owner felt happy with the result. We asked people on the scene for their feelings with some claiming they felt sad, while others said they felt happy. “

“Thanks Susan. Sam from London wrote in to tell us their feelings, while jo from Manchester emailed us how they get. Why don’t you write I and tell us you feel?”

Who. The f cares? It’s meant to be the news! Just tell me what’s happening and I’ll decide how I feel.

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By *ingleGent45Man
11 weeks ago

Clacton


"why can't news outlets report the news,why does everything have to be BREAKING NEWS ?

Sky news are the worst

Breaking news,man in Birmingham buys the wrong newspaper.

Let's go live to our reporter on the scene

" Yes hello Susan can you tell us more about the situation, what paper did he mean to buy and what paper did he buy?"

"Hello I'm here outside the paper shop where the incident occurred apparently he went in to purchase a copy of the daily mirror and accidentally picked up a cop of The Sun, he realised his error a few moments after leaving the shop he returned to the shop and the owner immediately exchanged it for the correct paper in a moment of bravery and was able to defuse the situation, thankfully the man is ok now although he was slightly shaken by the experience and ate a polo mint to calm his nerves,back to you in the studio"

"Thank you Susan, sounds like a major crisis averted by the fast response from the owner, now the weather ""

Brilliant lmao

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

***************Breaking News****************JW’s local co-op, out of Chicken and mushroom Pot Noodles!***************more to follow…

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

BREAKING NEWS ....

i'm home again

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