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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

the house to get down the co-op. I’m getting myself a grab bag of nice n spicy nik naks and a pot of ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream.

What can I get you?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

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By *iker JackMan
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Felix please can you get me a white chocolate magnum and 4 pints of semi skinned milk

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton


"the house to get down the co-op. I’m getting myself a grab bag of nice n spicy nik naks and a pot of ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream.

What can I get you?"

Some pork scratchings please x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The winning Euromillions ticket, please.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"The winning Euromillions ticket, please."

There’s a lot of trust involved in that one D!!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please "

Wtf is neck oil?! I mean, I know what throat oil is….

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

250g of white button mushrooms, please.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please "

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

"

And a hostess trolley..

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Limited choice if is anything like my local with half of the shelves empty most of the time but I must say their chocolate tub of icecream is cheap and rather nice. Thanks Felix, you are awsome.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
11 weeks ago

The Lake District


" get down the co-op.

What can I get you?"

Co_op,do they have an offers on for a couple of pizza's and a four pack cans of cider on at moment ??

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

"

I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

And a hostess trolley.."

Also on my love list

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Please bring me some Ben and jerrys Felix.

I have a tub of the caramel cafe in the freezer but if I wat it there won't be any left which makes me sad. I need another pint before I can eat that one.

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By *enfleetMaleMan
11 weeks ago

Hadleigh

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Wtf is neck oil?! I mean, I know what throat oil is…."

It’s an ale made by Beavertown…

I could not make this up 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"The winning Euromillions ticket, please.

There’s a lot of trust involved in that one D!!"

I trust you.

And I know people who were in SADF special forces.

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By *inxy777Woman
11 weeks ago

essex

Chicken n thyme sensations and a bag of revels, please.

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By *enfleetMaleMan
11 weeks ago

Hadleigh

Cucumber, vaseline and a bag of quavers.

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By *orphia2003Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Wtf is neck oil?! I mean, I know what throat oil is….

It’s an ale made by Beavertown…

I could not make this up 🤣"

The lovely miss peaks does indeed tell the truth. They also do gamma ray, lupuloid, Lazer crush, bloody ell and bones amongst others.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍"

That was the first thing I thought when Woman's Weekly was mentioned as well

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍

That was the first thing I thought when Woman's Weekly was mentioned as well "

You can join my love-in

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By *ake_or_deathMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍

That was the first thing I thought when Woman's Weekly was mentioned as well

You can join my love-in"

'Everybody's going to the love-in'

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

I don't need the button mushrooms anymore, I just used some dried Porcini...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Haribo super mix please.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍"

Love you too xx

Shame I'm 11 years too old for you 😢

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sorry everyone, I totally forgot to reply to you all!! What a terrible personal shopper

I have all your groceries (even the filthy stuff which caused some funny looks at the till, mentioning no names but very much looking at benfleet…)

Davina, I’m suitably scared of coming a cropper with the SADF so I won’t keep your winning ticket.

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By *ardeightMan
11 weeks ago

skipton

It's a decent pint too😋

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Sorry everyone, I totally forgot to reply to you all!! What a terrible personal shopper

I have all your groceries (even the filthy stuff which caused some funny looks at the till, mentioning no names but very much looking at benfleet…)

Davina, I’m suitably scared of coming a cropper with the SADF so I won’t keep your winning ticket."

(They're all in their fifties with beer bellies now, anyway )

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Click bait!!! Asshole.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole. "

I don’t think co op does those.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please

Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?

(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)

I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍

Love you too xx

Shame I'm 11 years too old for you 😢

"

It’s a safety thing. I’ve sent men half your age home almost dead 🤣🤣

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those. "

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Sorry everyone, I totally forgot to reply to you all!! What a terrible personal shopper

I have all your groceries (even the filthy stuff which caused some funny looks at the till, mentioning no names but very much looking at benfleet…)

Davina, I’m suitably scared of coming a cropper with the SADF so I won’t keep your winning ticket.

(They're all in their fifties with beer bellies now, anyway )"

Probably still quicker than me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down "

Get him a ring donut, tell him to squint.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Get him a ring donut, tell him to squint. "

😆😆

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down "

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend. "

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

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By *ookie46Woman
11 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I need someone to pack a suitcase, can you help with that 😁

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I need someone to pack a suitcase, can you help with that 😁"

Darling cookie, I asked at the co op but they just looked at me. I don’t think that’s a service they provide.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]"

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏"

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared. "

Pink or sprinkles?

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By *oeBeansMan
11 weeks ago

Derby

Some chocolate buttons please Felix

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Some chocolate buttons please Felix "

Oo I love them. I’m getting me a packet too! Better out of the fridge so I’ll chill them before posting.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles? "

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit. "

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now"

Not long til the festive bake is back

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now

Not long til the festive bake is back "

Do they do just a sprout one?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now

Not long til the festive bake is back "

All I read there was “Glow wants some tasty meat! “ 😏

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now

Not long til the festive bake is back

Do they do just a sprout one? "

If they did I’d loiter outside just to watch people find out they got a sprout bake ..maybe have an evil laugh mwaaaaahaaaaaa too

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now

Not long til the festive bake is back

Do they do just a sprout one?

If they did I’d loiter outside just to watch people find out they got a sprout bake ..maybe have an evil laugh mwaaaaahaaaaaa too "

I bet they will do well though if they did.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"Click bait!!! Asshole.

I don’t think co op does those.

I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down

Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.

[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]

What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏

Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.

Pink or sprinkles?

I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.

Awwwww steak bake 🤤

So hungry now

Not long til the festive bake is back

Do they do just a sprout one?

If they did I’d loiter outside just to watch people find out they got a sprout bake ..maybe have an evil laugh mwaaaaahaaaaaa too "

Evil laugh…. Or evil fart 🤣🤣

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

I like their fresh croissants 😋

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"I like their fresh croissants 😋"

My achillees heel

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By *ookie46Woman
11 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I need someone to pack a suitcase, can you help with that 😁

Darling cookie, I asked at the co op but they just looked at me. I don’t think that’s a service they provide."

You’re shopping in the wrong places Felix

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