FabSwingers.com forum: T shirt slogans

By *ny1local OP Man
13 weeks ago

READING

Saw a great one today,.over 40 lady, heavily pregnant..'I should have given him a gobble ' I'm sure you wonderful folks have seen better.

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Someone posted on the forum earlier with a profile pic of his T-shirt saying “Tip on giving a good handjob - pop it in your mouth”

Made me chuckle.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
13 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’m with Cupid —

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I owned one as a teenager that said "dear Santa, put me on the naughty list" (Christmas was in summer, so t-shirts were appropriate)

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I owned one as a teenager that said "dear Santa, put me on the naughty list" (Christmas was in summer, so t-shirts were appropriate)"

... when I say teenager, I was 18!

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By *assy69Man
13 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

Have seen one with “bad decisions make great memories” which I quite liked, given that I have a lifetime of bad decisions behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I have one that says, "This is what a misanthrope looks like" - it is quite appropriate.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I saw one on a meme I loved so I had it made. It says…

I will not love you long time 😘

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Many years ago at the rugby, a really built guy walking up between the rows accompanied by an absolutely gorgeous woman. He wore a white t-shirt with a pair of parted lips with clenched teeth clamped down on a little tuft of hair.

The slogan: "I eat pussy"

🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Saw one with the following which I obviously haven’t bought yet:

‘Nah’ - Rosa Parks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have one adorned with a picture of the Alien facehugger.

Slogan: "Free Hugs"

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

At the time of the Covid Pandemic "Eat out to help out" - with a stick woman face sitting a stick man!

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By *till gameMan
13 weeks ago

two doors down

Not a t-shirt one but there’s a company car drives around here ,

sticker on the back says

“ blind man drives this car “

Yep sells horizontal, vertical, Venetian blinds 😀

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"At the time of the Covid Pandemic "Eat out to help out" - with a stick woman face sitting a stick man!"

Apparently in America, a lot of shirts and masks read "that's not six feet. back the fuck up"

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By *izandpaulCouple
13 weeks ago

merseyside

We went to a party and a guy had a tee shirt with "trainee gynaecologist " and a footprint on each shoulder.

I thought, what a complete knob.

And guess what.

He was a complete knob !!

Almost a child's mind trapped in a man's body.

Think he was a tad miffed when most of ladies didn't find his rapier wit that appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"At the time of the Covid Pandemic "Eat out to help out" - with a stick woman face sitting a stick man!

Apparently in America, a lot of shirts and masks read "that's not six feet. back the fuck up""

I loved American bumper stickers when I travelled round the states

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
13 weeks ago

Sussex

Can anyone point me to where I can get a "Black Death tour of Europe 1348-62" or maybe a "Covid, tour of the World"

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

Please feel free to bludgeon me to death if I ever where one.

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Please feel free to bludgeon me to death if I ever where one."

A stag doo where I'm socially obligated to is off limits though.

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

I saw one in a Daytona market just after bike week that said on the back " If you can read this, the bitch fell off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Please feel free to bludgeon me to death if I ever where one."

Do you not have children (grown up ones in my case) who think it is funny to give their dad T-shirts to embarrass him?

I have a T-shirt that has the Tesco Value logo on it that they used to make me wear to Tesco, and I get asked where things are. I have another that says "Don't forget bin day" (Armstrong and Miller) and one which says "I am unusually brilliant" - which i do not usually wear out of the house, but sometimes forget.

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By *oo..Woman
13 weeks ago

Boo's World

I have quite a few, but my two most popular ones have been:

"I might be a handful,but so is this Ass"

And

"My boobs are big because that's where I store all my rage"

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Please feel free to bludgeon me to death if I ever where one.

Do you not have children (grown up ones in my case) who think it is funny to give their dad T-shirts to embarrass him?"

I do not. To be fair, if that were the case I probably would just to please/amuse them.

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By *ny1local OP Man
13 weeks ago

READING

All great,I'm reminded of another I saw..instead of the common I love NY, someone back from Beijing had I love BJ.

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I used to have a Christmas hoodie with a picture of the nativity scene on. Above it said “Spoiler alert” and below it said “He dies”.

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I have one that reads ' in my defense, I was left unsupervised'

And another reading ' they told me I couldn't, so I did'

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By *appyhumper123Man
13 weeks ago

hull

"Someone posted on the forum earlier with a profile pic of his T-shirt saying “Tip on giving a good handjob - pop it in your mouth”

Made me chuckle."

That'll be me

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Someone posted on the forum earlier with a profile pic of his T-shirt saying “Tip on giving a good handjob - pop it in your mouth”

Made me chuckle.

That'll be me"

Aha!! I got it slightly wrong but thanks for the inspiration 😆

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By *evonFbsCouple
13 weeks ago

SIDMOUTH

As we both ride bikes i keep meaning to buy mrs Fbs

"My other ride is his beard"

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By *ildbillkidMan
13 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

There's a bumper sticker for Dodge -ram trucks that says " if you can't dodge it ,ram it"

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By *ornucopiaMan
13 weeks ago

Bexley

I got a T shirt in Trinidad which says

"DE ONE FOOT COCK'

You can guess the image, especially if you know calypsonian Crazy's song!

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By *enelope2UWoman
13 weeks ago

Fife

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By *enelope2UWoman
13 weeks ago

Fife

"I own quite a few

Swallows with the birds on a branch

Handles loads well has a woman carrying a basket of laundry

Let's make white flower popular again

It's white flour..oops spelled that wrong

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By *ornucopiaMan
13 weeks ago

Bexley

"I own quite a few

Swallows with the birds on a branch

Handles loads well has a woman carrying a basket of laundry

Let's make white flower popular again

It's white flour..oops spelled that wrong

"
There I was thinking 'Wank me a river'

(That hackneyed old crossword clue again)

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By *ecret-strangerMan
13 weeks ago

Deeside

I seen one that said

"There are two type of people.in the world...

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester

I have a ladies vest top that says "she's got a Dick " always gets a few funny looks or smiles

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