FabSwingers.com forum: Ouch!

By *ea monkey OP Man
13 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m feeling rather delicate this morning after a very fun Pride day yesterday. My achievements include being covered in glitter and attaining a cowboy hat.

Despite these Herculean accomplishments I’m not relishing my day today. Please help me feel better by telling me of your great works on a night out

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

I once tried to steal a digger in Boston (US). I climbed into the cab and everything. I think it's very lucky that I couldn't work out how to start it. 🫣

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By *agatoXXXMan
13 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I've never been to one, nor a school dance/disco. Not my kind of thing.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I did once wake up to having all the bar stools from my local pub in my kitchen. Apparently it was busy that night so to make sure we all had a seat we carried them around pub to pub….

No idea really. It was a good night 😘

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

"I did once wake up to having all the bar stools from my local pub in my kitchen. Apparently it was busy that night so to make sure we all had a seat we carried them around pub to pub….

No idea really. It was a good night 😘"

That's brilliant LB! 😂😂

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
13 weeks ago

Essex

I woke up with my face in a plant pot. It wasn’t my plant pot.

I have no idea where I got a yucca plant from. Or how the hell I carried it home.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I did once wake up to having all the bar stools from my local pub in my kitchen. Apparently it was busy that night so to make sure we all had a seat we carried them around pub to pub….

No idea really. It was a good night 😘

That's brilliant LB! 😂😂"

That was one of the ones I could post here 😳😳

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We put wigs/viking helmet on to make sure we weren't recognised the painted smiley faces on all the local mini roundabouts.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"We put wigs/viking helmet on to make sure we weren't recognised the painted smiley faces on all the local mini roundabouts.

I would love pics of this. For research purposes obviously 😉

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
13 weeks ago

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I came home with a women's pair of stocking,I still can't work out how that happened.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
13 weeks ago

Llanelli

Used to live near a pick your own and decide to look in tractor to see if key was in it somewhere and it was, almost as soon as started it a car flew out the trees and I bolted 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

I woke many moons ago to find my kitchen with several trade sized boxes of cherrys a box of bananas & some lettuce, seems we raided somewhere on the way home, the best part was a random leek sat on the top with a drawn on smiley face and bowtie.

Mrs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
13 weeks ago

Llanelli

"I woke many moons ago to find my kitchen with several trade sized boxes of cherrys a box of bananas & some lettuce, seems we raided somewhere on the way home, the best part was a random leek sat on the top with a drawn on smiley face and bowtie.

Mrs "

😂

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"We put wigs/viking helmet on to make sure we weren't recognised the painted smiley faces on all the local mini roundabouts.

I would love pics of this. For research purposes obviously 😉"

Unfortunately it was way back in the mist's of time before photography was invented.

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By *oodiesCoupleCouple
13 weeks ago

Leicestershire

After a really bad ‘Magic Mike’ bottomless brunch, that definitely wasn’t magic, bottomless or any brunch. We ended up Uber eat ordering and a quick trip to the local supermarket to buy our own alcohol 🤦‍♀️

At the end of the night we were very d*unk, a friend and I helped ourselves to some large rubber plants as compensation as the event definitely didn’t live up to the advertisement.

We then carried these plants around different bars for the rest of the night… lots of photos 😂

I felt very guilty the next morning. 😕

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Some highlights (or lowlights depending on your outlook)

Waking up on train to Edinburgh, handcuffed to the best man, with no phone, money, cards etc, wearing men's boxers on my head. 24hrs before wedding, which was in Brighton.

Forgetting I'd moved house, going back to old address and sleeping in bin cupboard.

Waking up under bridge hugging my pet traffic cone.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Oh I just remembered another one. Alcohol and meat cleavers Don't mix, especially it you want to keep all your fingers intact.😬

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

As part of a scavenger hunt I once liberated the blackboard menu from a pub and shoved it up my dress. I spent the rest the the evening casually holding the picture wire in my cleavage whilst visiting various establishments. Subtle.

Mes TMN x

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By *imply DeeWoman
13 weeks ago

Wherever

Borough a guy back into my dorm during my university hot girl era who’s then become my soulmate and husband.

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